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Why we win

PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:07 am
by AKPirate

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:16 am
by AKPirate

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:22 am
by AKPirate

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:35 am
by AKPirate

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:35 am
by QH's Paw
Those bring back some memories.
When I drove JP-4 at Lewis we would fuel A10s(tank killers). Those crazy bastards would turn those things sideways to go between trees. Problem is they are about the slowest craft in the air.
I've been in most the Army choppers, at some point, as a custodial agent too.
I flew in the CH-47 that 53 people died in, the day before they crashed it near Ramsteins.
I've rapppelled out of a few too.

The reason we win.....we kick ass!
America is still the greatest nation, bar none.

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:55 am
by AKPirate

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 6:03 am
by AKPirate

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 6:28 am
by AKPirate
QH's Paw wrote:Those bring back some memories.
When I drove JP-4 at Lewis we would fuel A10s(tank killers). Those crazy bastards would turn those things sideways to go between trees. Problem is they are about the slowest craft in the air.
I've been in most the Army choppers, at some point, as a custodial agent too.
I flew in the CH-47 that 53 people died in, the day before they crashed it near Ramsteins.
I've rapppelled out of a few too.

The reason we win.....we kick ass!
America is still the greatest nation, bar none.


Roger that Mike

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:34 am
by AKPirate
Neat pics on this site from the Nam

http://oftheirownaccord.com/

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:53 am
by AKPirate
This is solid gold!


Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:08 am
by Feelin' Fowl
AKPirate wrote:This is solid gold!


Very cool. One of your best video posts AK.

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:28 am
by AKPirate
Your a good man FF :thumbsup:

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 11:33 am
by Redbeard
Free hugs for you servicemen...and women
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Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:49 pm
by DC727
Where she located?

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:11 pm
by 3legged_lab
Redbeard wrote:Free hugs for you servicemen...and women
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She gots the top half of a 130 pounder and the bottom half of a 230 pounder.

I'm callin Photoshopped.

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:19 pm
by AKPirate
Bans will be coming out soon...

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:20 pm
by QH's Paw
Time for a poll... Who carries the biggest BANHAMMER, Red or AK.
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Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:22 pm
by Redbeard
AKPirate wrote:Bans will be coming out soon...
there's no question

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:31 pm
by jehler
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Free hugs for you servicemen...and women
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1376930013.844128.jpg

She gots the top half of a 130 pounder and the bottom half of a 230 pounder.

I'm callin Photoshopped.
nope, those are dancer legs

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:33 pm
by AKPirate
QH's Paw wrote:Time for a poll... Who carries the biggest BANHAMMER, Red or AK.
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I showed up for work my first day as a mod with 2 pistols, black gun, and a knife. When I left Olly's office to go to work the only thing he would let me carry is a rape whistle. :o

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 9:21 pm
by 3legged_lab
jehler wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Free hugs for you servicemen...and women
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1376930013.844128.jpg

She gots the top half of a 130 pounder and the bottom half of a 230 pounder.

I'm callin Photoshopped.
nope, those are dancer legs

"Twirking" does not count as a dance.

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 9:30 pm
by jehler
AKPirate wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:Time for a poll... Who carries the biggest BANHAMMER, Red or AK.
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I showed up for work my first day as a mod with 2 pistols, black gun, and a knife. When I left Olly's office to go to work the only thing he would let me carry is a rape whistle. :o
word must of gotten out you know how to blow

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 9:36 pm
by AKPirate
jehler wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:Time for a poll... Who carries the biggest BANHAMMER, Red or AK.
ImageImageImage


I showed up for work my first day as a mod with 2 pistols, black gun, and a knife. When I left Olly's office to go to work the only thing he would let me carry is a rape whistle. :o
word must of gotten out you know how to blow


OLLY, OLLY John is personally... oh never fucking mind

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 9:39 pm
by jehler
I thought that was a compliment

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 9:58 pm
by AKPirate
jehler wrote:I thought that was a compliment



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A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blowjob!

Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q: What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates?
A: A tearjerker.

Q: How can you tell which is the head nurse?
A: She's the one with the dirty knees.

Q: Which of the following words does not belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob.
A: Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife; but you can’t beat a blowjob.

Q: Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.

Q: What’s the best thing about a blow job?
A: The ten minutes of silence!

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What do you call ball's on your chin?
A: A dick in your mouth!

Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A: Women don't get blowjobs while they're driving.

Q: What's the difference between pink and purple?
A: The grip!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who broke her nose on a steering wheel?
A: She was trying to blow the horn.

Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?
A: You just KNOW she'll swallow!

Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex?
A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!

Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.

Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle,

Q: What’s better than a rose on your piano?
A: Tulips on your organ.

Q: Whats comes after 69?
A: Mouthwash.

Q: What's the definition of a Yankee?
A: Same thing as a "quickie,"only you do it yourself.

Q: What is the square root of 69?
A: Ate something!

Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.

Q: How do you know if your boyfriend has a high sperm count?
A: You have to chew before you swallow!

Q: Whats the differance between a roast beef sandwich and a blow job?
A: You don’t know? soooo...you wanna do lunch tomorrow?

Q: How can you tell when you've had a really good blowjob?
A: You have to pull the sheets out of your ass.

Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

Q: Why is sex like a game of bridge?
A: If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.

Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for sex?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod!

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 10:07 pm
by Redbeard
AKPirate wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:Time for a poll... Who carries the biggest BANHAMMER, Red or AK.
ImageImageImage


I showed up for work my first day as a mod with 2 pistols, black gun, and a knife. When I left Olly's office to go to work the only thing he would let me carry is a rape whistle. :o
I was issued this...don't be jealous
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1376968038.308578.jpg

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 10:12 pm
by AKPirate
Redbeard wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:Time for a poll... Who carries the biggest BANHAMMER, Red or AK.
ImageImageImage


I showed up for work my first day as a mod with 2 pistols, black gun, and a knife. When I left Olly's office to go to work the only thing he would let me carry is a rape whistle. :o
I was issued this...don't be jealous
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1376968038.308578.jpg


It doesn't even looked used at all

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 10:13 pm
by Redbeard
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:Time for a poll... Who carries the biggest BANHAMMER, Red or AK.
ImageImageImage


I showed up for work my first day as a mod with 2 pistols, black gun, and a knife. When I left Olly's office to go to work the only thing he would let me carry is a rape whistle. :o
I was issued this...don't be jealous
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1376968038.308578.jpg


It doesn't even looked used at all
its so powerful it heals itself

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:18 am
by AKPirate

Re: Why we win

PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:33 am
by AKPirate
For our Aussie friends