Pre Big Duck Season

[DComeaux]

I've learned that the other guys on the property like to call each other during the hunt. Every time we shot for teal season they called me, EVERY TIME. I was answering to play along, being the new guy and all, but they're going to have to wait going forward. Having the phone in hand is likened to taking a leak or picking up decoys, this makes the bird work.

[SpinnerMan]

Nothing more aggrevating then trying to call ducks or geese with a phone going off

But it is funny to have to say excuse me, I need to shoot some geese and put the phone down and kill them.

[Rick]

The grandkids keep threatening to get me one of those toaster things to run Pop Tarts through, but who needs that hassle?

[aunt betty]

Going to the camp tonite - tomorrow Buddy and I will go to Sam's and Walmart to buy supplies for the camp - paper plates, paper towels, toilet paper, mayo, mustard, ham for sandwiches, seasonings, cooking oil - all that good stuff - we will spend over $1,500 on all that stuff.

Damn.
Sounds like the Little Debbie aisle is going to be bare after you leave the store.