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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby i shoot spoonies » Sun Aug 05, 2012 3:15 pm

Redbeard wrote:
i shoot spoonies wrote:lol push it... push it real good...

Shit just got weird

just now? lol
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Sun Aug 05, 2012 3:22 pm

Damn good thing I staged the intervention when I did.

Sorry Red, but these Cali boys are phucked in the head.
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby Redbeard » Sun Aug 05, 2012 3:31 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Damn good thing I staged the intervention when I did.

Sorry Red, but these Cali boys are phucked in the head.

yea I give up trying to convince y'all not all of Cali is gay. It's useless
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby Olly » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:10 pm

I'm gonna give these guys access to the DD forum ASAP they will fit in up there...

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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby i shoot spoonies » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:18 pm

sweet... finally a place for us "immature wannabe duck hunters" to congregate
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:46 pm

i shoot spoonies wrote:sweet... finally a place for us "immature wannabe duck hunters" to congregate


Who are you calling "inmature wannabe duck hunters"! :evil:

No one here duck hunts, we just thought the name was cool. We just get on here to play Dungeons and Dragons and Fantasy Football (which is basically the same thing).
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby capt1972 » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:48 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
i shoot spoonies wrote:sweet... finally a place for us "immature wannabe duck hunters" to congregate


Who are you calling "inmature wannabe duck hunters"! :evil:

No one here duck hunts, we just thought the name was cool. We just get on here to play Dungeons and Dragons and Fantasy Football (which is basically the same thing).

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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:49 pm

LEROY JENKINS!!!!!
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby capt1972 » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:50 pm

Tiler_J wrote:LEROY JENKINS!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby i shoot spoonies » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:52 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
i shoot spoonies wrote:sweet... finally a place for us "immature wannabe duck hunters" to congregate


Who are you calling "inmature wannabe duck hunters"! :evil:

No one here duck hunts, we just thought the name was cool. We just get on here to play Dungeons and Dragons and Fantasy Football (which is basically the same thing).

just something that weve been accused of multiple times on DHC since we like to stir the pot and have fun... on an online forum... with people we dont know so we really dont care if they hate our online personas... you cant be 100% serious about this crap every single day... youll drive yourself and your hunting partner nuts...
hell yeah leeroy... dont forget... MOOOOOORE DOTSSSS.. WHELLLLLLPS LEFT SIDE...... WHAT DA FACK!?
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:55 pm

Wow!!! I go to sleep and wake up and bam!!! S&!t got real weard. I am glad the general belief that me and ISP are the same person has carried to this forum Lol. The truth is I'm far to lazy to have multiple personalitys but I would consider it if I could shoot a limit for each one. :beer:
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby Redbeard » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:56 pm

I like how the "alternative lifestyle" title to this thread brought out all the Cali guys
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby i shoot spoonies » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:58 pm

Redbeard wrote:I like how the "alternative lifestyle" title to this thread brought out all the Cali guys

wasnt the thread title so much as the cali bashing that came along with it lol
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby Redbeard » Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:01 pm

I like how the "alternative lifestyle" title to this thread brought out all the Cali guys
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:03 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Hewhoshallnotbenamed?

No, not him. These two are from DHC- CA forum. I am supprised that you havn't heard of them thy are kind of a big deal, in the CA forum. :mrgreen:


:lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby i shoot spoonies » Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:07 pm

yeah i thought that was pretty funny as well
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby i shoot spoonies » Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:13 pm

boot im making carne... you should come over for tacos
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:28 pm

I may have to do that the future wife is away at her batchlrette party so I've got the house to my self. Party!!! :beer:
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby assateague » Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:59 am

jehler wrote:Or who's pushing....

Thinking lines have been crossed here lol!


Heard a variation this weekend: "It's only gay if you push back".
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby Goldfish » Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:11 pm

assateague wrote:
jehler wrote:Or who's pushing....

Thinking lines have been crossed here lol!


Heard a variation this weekend: "It's only gay if you push back".


Or give a reach around
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby assateague » Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:21 pm

What if it's somebody's wife giving them a reach around?
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby Goldfish » Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:31 pm

assateague wrote:What if it's somebody's wife giving them a reach around?


I would ask what is she doing back there in the first place, but my last motorcycle ride with the lady on back was a little more enjoyable than usual.
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby benelliquackstacker » Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:44 pm

i shoot spoonies wrote:boot im making carne... you should come over for tacos



Man date!! Way to represent the alternate lifesytle guys. Where is Bhey Bob when you need him?
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:32 pm

benelliquackstacker wrote:
i shoot spoonies wrote:boot im making carne... you should come over for tacos



Man date!! Way to represent the alternate lifesytle guys. Where is Bhey Bob when you need him?


Yea the food was good but the a$$ hole didn't even light any candles and he invited his wife totally killed the mood. :lol:
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby assateague » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:34 pm

Did he make guacamole? Everybody knows you can't have carne without homemade guacamole.
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Re: When your child chooses an alternative lifestyle...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:39 pm

Nope no guacamole but you can't expect much authentic Mexican food from a red neck with an Asian wife. :D
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