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New Call Company

Postby RonE » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:01 am

Looking for the best calls available........

Thinking about going into the call business with a different slant on the marketing aspect. I can probably outsource the manufacturing to China and get calls made for about $3.47 each and have them made in many colors, shapes and sizes but basically all the same. (People can collect and own different looking calls and different color calls)
All the calls would retail for $32.50 and would be guaranteed for life against loss, theft or breakage, just send a statement and $17.50 for shipping and handling and your call will be replaced.

The marketing would be pretty easy......We would get on every hunting and fishing forum in North America and talk about how great our calls are.....If guides (our pro staff) wanted a free call or two, no problem, just pay separate shipping and handling.

We could also go to every DU and similar dinner and blow our calls and give everyone there a coupon for a free duck call, just pay separate shipping and handling for each free duck call. (limit 3 per household)

If anyone wants to invest in this operation just send your name and address and how much money you have to me.

Now all we need is a catchy name for our company.
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Re: New Call Company

Postby AKPirate » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:11 am

RonE wrote:Looking for the best calls available........

Thinking about going into the call business with a different slant on the marketing aspect. I can probably outsource the manufacturing to China and get calls made for about $3.47 each and have them made in many colors, shapes and sizes but basically all the same. (People can collect and own different looking calls and different color calls)
All the calls would retail for $32.50 and would be guaranteed for life against loss, theft or breakage, just send a statement and $17.50 for shipping and handling and your call will be replaced.

The marketing would be pretty easy......We would get on every hunting and fishing forum in North America and talk about how great our calls are.....If guides (our pro staff) wanted a free call or two, no problem, just pay separate shipping and handling.

We could also go to every DU and similar dinner and blow our calls and give everyone there a coupon for a free duck call, just pay separate shipping and handling for each free duck call. (limit 3 per household)

If anyone wants to invest in this operation just send your name and address and how much money you have to me.

Now all we need is a catchy name for our company.


I don't have money but how about naming it "Bootlips Bent Meat Pole"
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Re: New Call Company

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:11 am

You're a genius! I'm in!
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Re: New Call Company

Postby Tiler_J » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:15 am

AKPirate wrote:
RonE wrote:Looking for the best calls available........

Thinking about going into the call business with a different slant on the marketing aspect. I can probably outsource the manufacturing to China and get calls made for about $3.47 each and have them made in many colors, shapes and sizes but basically all the same. (People can collect and own different looking calls and different color calls)
All the calls would retail for $32.50 and would be guaranteed for life against loss, theft or breakage, just send a statement and $17.50 for shipping and handling and your call will be replaced.

The marketing would be pretty easy......We would get on every hunting and fishing forum in North America and talk about how great our calls are.....If guides (our pro staff) wanted a free call or two, no problem, just pay separate shipping and handling.

We could also go to every DU and similar dinner and blow our calls and give everyone there a coupon for a free duck call, just pay separate shipping and handling for each free duck call. (limit 3 per household)

If anyone wants to invest in this operation just send your name and address and how much money you have to me.

Now all we need is a catchy name for our company.


I don't have money but how about naming it "Bootlips Bent Meat Pole"

Hey Ron, you should get AK on your pro-staff, he will blow anything!
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Re: New Call Company

Postby AKPirate » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:18 am

Tiler_J wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
RonE wrote:Looking for the best calls available........

Thinking about going into the call business with a different slant on the marketing aspect. I can probably outsource the manufacturing to China and get calls made for about $3.47 each and have them made in many colors, shapes and sizes but basically all the same. (People can collect and own different looking calls and different color calls)
All the calls would retail for $32.50 and would be guaranteed for life against loss, theft or breakage, just send a statement and $17.50 for shipping and handling and your call will be replaced.

The marketing would be pretty easy......We would get on every hunting and fishing forum in North America and talk about how great our calls are.....If guides (our pro staff) wanted a free call or two, no problem, just pay separate shipping and handling.

We could also go to every DU and similar dinner and blow our calls and give everyone there a coupon for a free duck call, just pay separate shipping and handling for each free duck call. (limit 3 per household)

If anyone wants to invest in this operation just send your name and address and how much money you have to me.

Now all we need is a catchy name for our company.


I don't have money but how about naming it "Bootlips Bent Meat Pole"

Hey Ron, you should get AK on your pro-staff, he will blow anything!


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Re: New Call Company

Postby Tiler_J » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:20 am

AKPirate wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
RonE wrote:Looking for the best calls available........

Thinking about going into the call business with a different slant on the marketing aspect. I can probably outsource the manufacturing to China and get calls made for about $3.47 each and have them made in many colors, shapes and sizes but basically all the same. (People can collect and own different looking calls and different color calls)
All the calls would retail for $32.50 and would be guaranteed for life against loss, theft or breakage, just send a statement and $17.50 for shipping and handling and your call will be replaced.

The marketing would be pretty easy......We would get on every hunting and fishing forum in North America and talk about how great our calls are.....If guides (our pro staff) wanted a free call or two, no problem, just pay separate shipping and handling.

We could also go to every DU and similar dinner and blow our calls and give everyone there a coupon for a free duck call, just pay separate shipping and handling for each free duck call. (limit 3 per household)

If anyone wants to invest in this operation just send your name and address and how much money you have to me.

Now all we need is a catchy name for our company.


I don't have money but how about naming it "Bootlips Bent Meat Pole"

Hey Ron, you should get AK on your pro-staff, he will blow anything!


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Re: New Call Company

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:26 am

With all do respect... I like AK but I don't want him blowing my meat pole! How about the chick from the bowmag commercial. She would be good pro staff material. Her face would look like a glazed doughnut when she finished blowing my meat pole. ;)


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Re: New Call Company

Postby AKPirate » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:30 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:With all do respect... I like AK but I don't want him blowing my meat pole! How about the chick from the bowmag commercial. She would be good pro staff material. Her face would look like a glazed doughnut when she finished blowing my meat pole. ;)


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Agreed, like your idea much better then Joels.
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Re: New Call Company

Postby Tiler_J » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:38 am

AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:With all do respect... I like AK but I don't want him blowing my meat pole! How about the chick from the bowmag commercial. She would be good pro staff material. Her face would look like a glazed doughnut when she finished blowing my meat pole. ;)


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Agreed, like your idea much better then Joels.

I was talking to Ron, not you two fucksticks!
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Re: New Call Company

Postby AKPirate » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:42 am

Tiler_J wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:With all do respect... I like AK but I don't want him blowing my meat pole! How about the chick from the bowmag commercial. She would be good pro staff material. Her face would look like a glazed doughnut when she finished blowing my meat pole. ;)


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Agreed, like your idea much better then Joels.

I was talking to Ron, not you two fucksticks!


Oh OK, now I feel much better.
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Re: New Call Company

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:46 am

Tiler_J wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:With all do respect... I like AK but I don't want him blowing my meat pole! How about the chick from the bowmag commercial. She would be good pro staff material. Her face would look like a glazed doughnut when she finished blowing my meat pole. ;)


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Agreed, like your idea much better then Joels.

I was talking to Ron, not you two fucksticks!

Hey I said, "with all due respect".


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Re: New Call Company

Postby Goldfish » Sat Sep 07, 2013 4:02 am

Emperor Call Co.

(the traveling decoy last year was a Mandarin duck that was nicknamed the emperor, and if you are making the calls in China, it fits)

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Re: New Call Company

Postby RonE » Sat Sep 07, 2013 8:47 am

Goldfish wrote:Emperor Call Co.

(the traveling decoy last year was a Mandarin duck that was nicknamed the emperor, and if you are making the calls in China, it fits)

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Re: New Call Company

Postby Redbeard » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:18 am

So far just based on who's interested, I'd market it as Dick Bumper Calls, Inc. The slogans would be too easy.

Sounds like last night the pro staff was chosen
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Re: New Call Company

Postby Bulldog0156 » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:49 am

Redbeard wrote:So far just based on who's interested, I'd market it as Dick Bumper Calls, Inc. The slogans would be too easy.

Sounds like last night the pro staff was chosen

Top selling calls will be the tube-stak'em and for guys that like to get 'em in close, the facial finisher
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Re: New Call Company

Postby Redbeard » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:50 am

Redbeard wrote: slogans would be too easy.
^^^ see what I mean ^^^
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Re: New Call Company

Postby capt1972 » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:56 am

could even do one of those shaky turkey gobble calls and call it the "handjobber"
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Re: New Call Company

Postby Mornin Beef » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:48 am

Pepper-RonE Game Calls, look for them in the dog food section :thumbsup:
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Re: New Call Company

Postby Goldfish » Sat Sep 07, 2013 3:52 pm

Bulldog0156 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:So far just based on who's interested, I'd market it as Dick Bumper Calls, Inc. The slogans would be too easy.

Sounds like last night the pro staff was chosen

Top selling calls will be the tube-stak'em and for guys that like to get 'em in close, the facial finisher
ha. Total facial laflure

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Re: New Call Company

Postby flight control » Sat Sep 07, 2013 4:40 pm

I bet you could sell FF a whole case of calls with the reeds in backwards. Goddamn callsucker.
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Re: New Call Company

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sat Sep 07, 2013 4:52 pm

flight control wrote:I bet you could sell FF a whole case of calls with the reeds in backwards. Goddamn callsucker.

What's wrong with callsucking?
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Re: New Call Company

Postby flight control » Sat Sep 07, 2013 5:08 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
flight control wrote:I bet you could sell FF a whole case of calls with the reeds in backwards. Goddamn callsucker.

What's wrong with callsucking?


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Re: New Call Company

Postby Mornin Beef » Sat Sep 07, 2013 5:25 pm

flight control wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
flight control wrote:I bet you could sell FF a whole case of calls with the reeds in backwards. Goddamn callsucker.

What's wrong with callsucking?


Note to self: never share a blind with FF :lol: :?

:shock: :? :shock: :? :shock: :? :shock:
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Re: New Call Company

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sat Sep 07, 2013 5:31 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
flight control wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
flight control wrote:I bet you could sell FF a whole case of calls with the reeds in backwards. Goddamn callsucker.

What's wrong with callsucking?


Note to self: never share a blind with FF :lol: :?

:shock: :? :shock: :? :shock: :? :shock:

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Re: New Call Company

Postby Goldfish » Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:50 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
flight control wrote:I bet you could sell FF a whole case of calls with the reeds in backwards. Goddamn callsucker.

What's wrong with callsucking?

Ha

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Re: New Call Company

Postby aunt betty » Mon Jan 20, 2014 9:35 pm

Crysanthemum calls.
Flower of death calls.
Bird Flu Calls.
Wei Tu Lieu Calls
Ho Lee Fuk Calls
I can go on and on...
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Re: New Call Company

Postby aunt betty » Mon Jan 20, 2014 9:39 pm

Toxic is already taken
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