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Re: Get this...

Postby Woody » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:11 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:There were actually 5...


There were six...

Moe Howard
Real Name: Moses Harry Horwitz
Born: June 19, 1897
Died: May 4, 1975 (aged 77)
Cause of death: Lung cancer
Stooge years: 1921–1969

Shemp Howard
Real Name: Samuel Horwitz
Born: March 11, 1895
Died: November 22, 1955 (aged 60)
Cause of death: Heart attack
Stooge years: 1923–1932, 1946–1955

Larry Fine
Real Name: Louis Feinberg
Born: October 5, 1902
Died: January 24, 1975 (aged 72)
Cause of death: Stroke
Stooge years: 1925–1969

Curly Howard
Real Name: Jerome Lester Horwitz
Born: October 22, 1903
Died: January 18, 1952 (aged 48)
Cause of death: Cerebral hemorrhage
Stooge years: 1932–1946

Joe Besser
Born: August 12, 1907
Died: March 1, 1988 (aged 80)
Cause of death: Heart failure
Stooge years: 1956–1957

Joe DeRita ("Curly Joe")
Real Name: Joseph Wardell
Born: July 12, 1909
Died: July 3, 1993 (aged 83)
Cause of death: Pneumonia
Stooge years: 1958–1969
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Re: Get this...

Postby rebelp74 » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:12 pm

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Re: Get this...

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:13 pm

All be damned. Didn't know that Woody.
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Re: Get this...

Postby Woody » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:14 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:All be damned. Didn't know that Woody.


Neither did I.
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Re: Get this...

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:15 pm

As long as DH was wrong, we all win.
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Re: Get this...

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:17 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:As long as DH was wrong, we all win.


Bastard!
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Re: Get this...

Postby bill herian » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:18 pm

Sounds like anxiety is going to be a pretty big part of that girl's life.

Knowing this, does the teacher ask her questions anyway?
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Re: Get this...

Postby AKPirate » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:21 pm

bill herian wrote:Sounds like anxiety is going to be a pretty big part of that girl's life.

Knowing this, does the teacher ask her questions anyway?


If I was the little girls classmate, I would ask her questions at recess, First question: How many stooges are there on WFF?
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Re: Get this...

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:27 pm

AKPirate wrote:
bill herian wrote:Sounds like anxiety is going to be a pretty big part of that girl's life.

Knowing this, does the teacher ask her questions anyway?


If I was the little girls classmate, I would ask her questions at recess, First question: How many stooges are there on WFF?


1311?
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Re: Get this...

Postby Redbeard » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:32 pm

bill herian wrote:Sounds like anxiety is going to be a pretty big part of that girl's life.

Knowing this, does the teacher ask her questions anyway?
momma told me the school is following doctors orders to a T. I guess a new teacher's aid showed up one day and made the mistake of asking her if she knew what a goat was
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Re: Get this...

Postby Redbeard » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:32 pm

AKPirate wrote:
bill herian wrote:Sounds like anxiety is going to be a pretty big part of that girl's life.

Knowing this, does the teacher ask her questions anyway?


If I was the little girls classmate, I would ask her questions at recess, First question: How many stooges are there on WFF?
Ha!
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Re: Get this...

Postby Woody » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:45 pm

Red, is momma a teacher?
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Re: Get this...

Postby AKPirate » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:46 pm

Woody wrote:Red, is momma a teacher?


She taught Red five times...
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Re: Get this...

Postby Redbeard » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:54 pm

Woody wrote:Red, is momma a teacher?
No. Stay at home mom. Raising my kids right. It's a small town. Women talk.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Get this...

Postby Redbeard » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:54 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Woody wrote:Red, is momma a teacher?


She taught Red five times...
best lessons of my life
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Re: Get this...

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:14 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Woody wrote:Red, is momma a teacher?
No. Stay at home mom. Raising my kids right. It's a small town. Women talk.


That's right.
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Re: Get this...

Postby AKPirate » Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:25 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Woody wrote:Red, is momma a teacher?
No. Stay at home mom. Raising my kids right. It's a small town. Women talk.


That's right.


Is there anything you and Red disagree on?
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Re: Get this...

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:30 pm

He wants to ban you, but I keep holding him off
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Re: Get this...

Postby AKPirate » Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:31 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:He wants to ban you, but I keep holding him off


I always said you were the smartest guy on the board Deadeye, but Red is right on this one...
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Re: Get this...

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:16 pm

You know it's only a matter of time before someone gets a job, then shows up at work with a doctor's excuse in hand that says they get severe anxiety attacks whenever asked to perform a task. In fact it already happened . Guy had some freaky disease. Took the company months to figure out how to end his career.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Get this...

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:51 pm

Yeah. I knew a guy who had basically that same doctors excuse 20 years ago, and was making $90k/year working a UAW job at Ford.

Lousy piece of shit.
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Re: Get this...

Postby Redbeard » Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:35 pm

AKPirate wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Woody wrote:Red, is momma a teacher?
No. Stay at home mom. Raising my kids right. It's a small town. Women talk.


That's right.


Is there anything you and Red disagree on?
I doubt he'd agree on how I investment my money
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Re: Get this...

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:39 pm

Redbeard wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Woody wrote:Red, is momma a teacher?
No. Stay at home mom. Raising my kids right. It's a small town. Women talk.


That's right.


Is there anything you and Red disagree on?
I doubt he'd agree on how I investment my money

Decoys, boat, dog, guns, ammo, waders...hehe.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Get this...

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:50 pm

Redbeard wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Woody wrote:Red, is momma a teacher?
No. Stay at home mom. Raising my kids right. It's a small town. Women talk.


That's right.


Is there anything you and Red disagree on?
I doubt he'd agree on how I investment my money


Sometimes your grammar sucks too
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Re: Get this...

Postby Redbeard » Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:51 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Woody wrote:Red, is momma a teacher?
No. Stay at home mom. Raising my kids right. It's a small town. Women talk.


That's right.


Is there anything you and Red disagree on?
I doubt he'd agree on how I investment my money


Sometimes your grammar sucks too
shit
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Re: Get this...

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:25 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Woody wrote:Red, is momma a teacher?
No. Stay at home mom. Raising my kids right. It's a small town. Women talk.


That's right.


Is there anything you and Red disagree on?
I doubt he'd agree on how I investment my money


Sometimes your grammar sucks too

Just cuz your a global modulator Donna mean u getta be a grammer natsi two.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Get this...

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:39 pm

aunt betty wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Woody wrote:Red, is momma a teacher?
No. Stay at home mom. Raising my kids right. It's a small town. Women talk.


That's right.


Is there anything you and Red disagree on?
I doubt he'd agree on how I investment my money


Sometimes your grammar sucks too

Just cuz your a global modulator Donna mean u getta be a grammer natsi two.


You dont know how happy I am to see you post
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