Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:The wife and kids went out of town to visit her grandma for the weekend and to my surprise I'm piss bored already. The house is eerily quiet.
I need to go find some trouble I guess.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
Olly wrote:Red how far are you from Petaluma, CA? I spent a year out there in 08' nice country but to many yuppies.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
Westie25 wrote:Goldfish wrote:Then what after 10 minutes?
Playboy channel.
Then bed.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
duckkillerclyde wrote:Olly wrote:Red how far are you from Petaluma, CA? I spent a year out there in 08' nice country but to many yuppies.
4 hours
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
3legged_lab wrote:Scratch that. I'd probably look a little creepy going solo into the titty bar with a pound of bacon.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
Redbeard wrote:3legged_lab wrote:Scratch that. I'd probably look a little creepy going solo into the titty bar with a pound of bacon.
screw that. Cook the bacon (crispy). Put it in a ziplock baggy and go to town. Tip the girls with bacon
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
Redbeard wrote:3legged_lab wrote:Scratch that. I'd probably look a little creepy going solo into the titty bar with a pound of bacon.
screw that. Cook the bacon (crispy). Put it in a ziplock baggy and go to town. Tip the girls with bacon
3legged_lab wrote:Oh, and the titty bar is across the street from the store, so who knows?
3legged_lab wrote:Redbeard wrote:3legged_lab wrote:Scratch that. I'd probably look a little creepy going solo into the titty bar with a pound of bacon.
screw that. Cook the bacon (crispy). Put it in a ziplock baggy and go to town. Tip the girls with bacon
You think I'm gonna share my bacon with a buncha dirty strippers?
Who am I kidding? I like dirty strippers.
On a related note, I once saw a guy in there digging in a sandwich baggie and tipping the "ladies" with short stacks of quarters.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
Bufflehead wrote:clyde, you posting other people's facebook pics again?
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