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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby one2many » Tue May 13, 2014 8:33 pm

:D :beer:
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby assateague » Tue May 13, 2014 9:19 pm

RonE wrote:
one2many wrote:Happy Birthday Assa.... is this the big 45 this year? RonE says its all over with once you hit 45 :qh: :beer: have a great day Jim


At 45, you are but a mere child.



I feel like a child. When it's "that time of the month" around here, apparently I'm dumber than one, too.
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby Goldfish » Tue May 13, 2014 11:16 pm

I don't think it's your birthday any more out there, but happy birthday anyways
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed May 14, 2014 12:17 am

assateague wrote:
RonE wrote:
one2many wrote:Happy Birthday Assa.... is this the big 45 this year? RonE says its all over with once you hit 45 :qh: :beer: have a great day Jim


At 45, you are but a mere child.



I feel like a child. When it's "that time of the month" around here, apparently I'm dumber than one, too.

Twice per month!
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby AKPirate » Wed May 14, 2014 12:28 am

3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:
RonE wrote:
one2many wrote:Happy Birthday Assa.... is this the big 45 this year? RonE says its all over with once you hit 45 :qh: :beer: have a great day Jim


At 45, you are but a mere child.



I feel like a child. When it's "that time of the month" around here, apparently I'm dumber than one, too.

Twice per month!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed May 14, 2014 11:58 am

Happy late birthday Jim.
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby RonE » Wed May 14, 2014 1:23 pm

AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:
RonE wrote:
one2many wrote:Happy Birthday Assa.... is this the big 45 this year? RonE says its all over with once you hit 45 :qh: :beer: have a great day Jim


At 45, you are but a mere child.



I feel like a child. When it's "that time of the month" around here, apparently I'm dumber than one, too.

Twice per month!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


If you have two full moons in a calendar month, the second one is called a blue moon. That's where the expression "Once in a blue moon" comes from.

So, what is it called if a woman has her period twice in a calendar month? Serious question, I don't have an answer for.
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby one2many » Wed May 14, 2014 1:26 pm

RonE wrote:
If you have two full moons in a calendar month, the second one is called a blue moon. That's where the expression "Once in a blue moon" comes from.

So, what is it called if a woman has her period twice in a calendar month? Serious question, I don't have an answer for.

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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed May 14, 2014 1:38 pm

RonE wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:
RonE wrote:[quote="one2many"]Happy Birthday Assa.... is this the big 45 this year? RonE says its all over with once you hit 45 :qh: :beer: have a great day Jim


At 45, you are but a mere child.



I feel like a child. When it's "that time of the month" around here, apparently I'm dumber than one, too.

Twice per month!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


If you have two full moons in a calendar month, the second one is called a blue moon. That's where the expression "Once in a blue moon" comes from.

So, what is it called if a woman has her period twice in a calendar month? Serious question, I don't have an answer for.[/quote]
Red moon, I'm sure.
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed May 14, 2014 1:38 pm

Or a blood moon.
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby Rednecking it » Wed May 14, 2014 1:44 pm

happy birthday, but who the fuck is jim
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby Tiler_J » Wed May 14, 2014 1:54 pm

Rednecking it wrote:happy birthday, but who the fuck is jim

He's our penny pinching Mexican Billy Ray Cyrus , by the way, he has a welder.
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby Rednecking it » Wed May 14, 2014 2:03 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
Rednecking it wrote:happy birthday, but who the fuck is jim

He's our penny pinching Mexican Billy Ray Cyrus , by the way, he has a welder.
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ask him if he wants a slim jim for his birthday
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby aunt betty » Wed May 14, 2014 2:20 pm

RonE wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:
RonE wrote:[quote="one2many"]Happy Birthday Assa.... is this the big 45 this year? RonE says its all over with once you hit 45 :qh: :beer: have a great day Jim


At 45, you are but a mere child.



I feel like a child. When it's "that time of the month" around here, apparently I'm dumber than one, too.

Twice per month!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


If you have two full moons in a calendar month, the second one is called a blue moon. That's where the expression "Once in a blue moon" comes from.

So, what is it called if a woman has her period twice in a calendar month? Serious question, I don't have an answer for.[/quote]
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed May 14, 2014 3:07 pm

Rednecking it wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
Rednecking it wrote:happy birthday, but who the fuck is jim

He's our penny pinching Mexican Billy Ray Cyrus , by the way, he has a welder.
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ask him if he wants a slim jim for his birthday

He'd rather have a dominoes gift card.
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby waterfowlman » Wed May 14, 2014 4:46 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Rednecking it wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
Rednecking it wrote:happy birthday, but who the fuck is jim

He's our penny pinching Mexican Billy Ray Cyrus , by the way, he has a welder.
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ask him if he wants a slim jim for his birthday

He'd rather have a dominoes gift card.



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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby waterfowlman » Wed May 14, 2014 4:54 pm

Rednecking it wrote:happy birthday, but who the fuck is jim



Your worst fucking nightmare.....that's who. :mrgreen:
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed May 14, 2014 9:35 pm

I cant believe that picture. I could actually beat up that guy.
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby bill herian » Wed May 14, 2014 10:33 pm

Happy birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby Glimmerjim » Thu May 15, 2014 12:59 am

aunt betty wrote: If you have two full moons in a calendar month, the second one is called a blue moon. That's where the expression "Once in a blue moon" comes from.

So, what is it called if a woman has her period twice in a calendar month? Serious question, I don't have an answer for.

That is what is commonly referred to as hell, ab!
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby jehler » Thu May 15, 2014 6:44 am

Rednecking it wrote:happy birthday, but who the fuck is jim
who the fuck are you
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby Deltaman » Thu May 15, 2014 7:06 am

jehler wrote:
Rednecking it wrote:happy birthday, but who the fuck is jim
who the fuck are you


Clyde with a new moniker?? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby Deltaman » Thu May 15, 2014 7:07 am

BTW Welcome back John :thumbsup:
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby aunt betty » Thu May 15, 2014 8:01 am

jehler wrote:
Rednecking it wrote:happy birthday, but who the fuck is jim
who the fuck are you

Rex got sent to the cornfield and about that time...redneck shows up and starts out by posting pic of rex in biology class.

Its fishy and anything remotely fishy smelling gets labeled "Clyde".
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Re: Happy Birthday Jim

Postby OGblackcloud » Fri May 16, 2014 8:05 am

Happy late Birthday Assa :thumbsup:
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