The Male Cycle

[RonE]

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion,
so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I
decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

[gila-river]

hahahahaha!

[banknote]

Nailed it!

[GadwallGetter530]

Boom

[Bootlipkiller]

Hahahaha

[Olly]

That's actually pretty true.

[banknote]

It's been found, across all species, that mating pairs tend to select for genetic diversity via pheromones and possibly other innate sensory queues, so it makes sense that a male's most primal basis for attraction is the one most beneficial to his species. Ergo, stop thinking so much and simply follow your "enthusiasms!"