A Muslim kid can't find his mother in the supermarket.
The store attendant says 'What does your mother look like?'
The kid says “How the fuck should I know?”
Lost Muslim Kid
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Lost Muslim Kid
by RonE » Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:41 pm
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end."
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Re: Lost Muslim Kid
by gila-river » Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:43 pm
:lol::lol:EAT YOUR VEGETABLES
#coonass in the cactus
#coonass in the cactus
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Re: Lost Muslim Kid
by jarbo03 » Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:57 pm
TAZ 2014-15 birds
Ducks: 57
Geese: 59
Pheasant: 4
Quail: 2
Prairie Chicken: 4
Dove: 168
Ducks: 57
Geese: 59
Pheasant: 4
Quail: 2
Prairie Chicken: 4
Dove: 168
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Re: Lost Muslim Kid
by GadwallGetter530 » Wed Jun 18, 2014 1:04 pm
Who really runs the prison? The inmates or the guards?
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Re: Lost Muslim Kid
by R. Chapman » Wed Jun 18, 2014 1:21 pm
assateague wrote:Sometimes the quickest way to put out a fire is with an explosion.
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Re: Lost Muslim Kid
by bill herian » Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:25 pm
Six smilies is the number to beat...
Don't let the Canadian win.
Don't let the Canadian win.
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Re: Lost Muslim Kid
by flight control » Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:28 pm
The trick is to go last. That way you know the number to beat.
Tell your mom I said hi.
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Re: Lost Muslim Kid
by Eric Haynes » Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:43 pm
flight control wrote:The trick is to go last. That way you know the number to beat.
I try to go first and really give it hell. No one likes seconds, they just accept it.
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven." Such is the rule of honor.
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Re: Lost Muslim Kid
by flight control » Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:51 pm
Eric Haynes wrote:flight control wrote:The trick is to go last. That way you know the number to beat.
I try to go first and really give it hell. No one likes seconds, they just accept it.
pffft
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Tell your mom I said hi.
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Re: Lost Muslim Kid
by waterfowlman » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:53 am
RonE wrote:A Muslim kid can't find his mother in the supermarket.
The store attendant says 'What does your mother look like?'
The kid says “How the fuck should I know?”
Now that right there is funny !!
"Duty - Honor - Country".
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