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Postby Redbeard » Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:03 pm

Thinkin I've been Punk'd by one of y'all. Noticed today my new fe-mailman is a sista. A really cute sista.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Postby Olly » Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:04 pm

Redbeard wrote:Thinkin I've been Punk'd by one of y'all. Noticed today my new fe-mailman is a sista. A really cute sista.


I sent her just for you Red.
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Postby QH's Paw » Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:07 pm

Redbeard wrote:Thinkin I've been Punk'd by one of y'all. Noticed today my new fe-mailman is a sista. A really cute sista.

You know what they say "pic or it didn't happen".
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Postby Redbeard » Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:10 pm

QH's Paw wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Thinkin I've been Punk'd by one of y'all. Noticed today my new fe-mailman is a sista. A really cute sista.

You know what they say "pic or it didn't happen".

yea that'd be alittle awkward. "Hey mam you mind if I get a picture of you delivering my mail? Oh don't worry it's just for a waterfowling forum. It'll be posted in the Dirty Ducks forum."
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Postby Olly » Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:12 pm

Redbeard wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Thinkin I've been Punk'd by one of y'all. Noticed today my new fe-mailman is a sista. A really cute sista.

You know what they say "pic or it didn't happen".

yea that'd be alittle awkward. "Hey mam you mind if I get a picture of you delivering my mail? Oh don't worry it's just for a waterfowling forum. It'll be posted in the Dirty Ducks forum."


If all the reality style porn sites have taught me anything it's that all random women on the street will do anything for money oh and get into vans with strangers.
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Postby capt1972 » Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:14 pm

Redbeard wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Thinkin I've been Punk'd by one of y'all. Noticed today my new fe-mailman is a sista. A really cute sista.

You know what they say "pic or it didn't happen".

yea that'd be alittle awkward. "Hey mam you mind if I get a picture of you delivering my mail? Oh don't worry it's just for a waterfowling forum. It'll be posted in the Dirty Ducks forum."

I fail to see the problem. Just tell her "don't worry, I'm a cop"
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FedEx girl...lives

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:15 pm

Olly wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Thinkin I've been Punk'd by one of y'all. Noticed today my new fe-mailman is a sista. A really cute sista.

You know what they say "pic or it didn't happen".

yea that'd be alittle awkward. "Hey mam you mind if I get a picture of you delivering my mail? Oh don't worry it's just for a waterfowling forum. It'll be posted in the Dirty Ducks forum."


If all the reality style porn sites have taught me anything it's that all random women on the street will do anything for money oh and get into vans with strangers.

except this chick delivers my mail. But I gotta say, the uniform she wore kinda turned me on in a really weird sorta way
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Postby Olly » Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:16 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Olly wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Thinkin I've been Punk'd by one of y'all. Noticed today my new fe-mailman is a sista. A really cute sista.

You know what they say "pic or it didn't happen".

yea that'd be alittle awkward. "Hey mam you mind if I get a picture of you delivering my mail? Oh don't worry it's just for a waterfowling forum. It'll be posted in the Dirty Ducks forum."


If all the reality style porn sites have taught me anything it's that all random women on the street will do anything for money oh and get into vans with strangers.

except this chick delivers my mail. But I gotta say, the uniform she wore kinda turned me on in a really weird sorta way


Should have been like "how much postage for THIS package?"
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Re: FedEx girl...lives

Postby QH's Paw » Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:56 pm

Just show her your billyclub and seal the deal. :mrgreen:
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Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:01 pm

We get 5 quotes now?
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Postby Olly » Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:04 pm

3legged_lab wrote:We get 5 quotes now?


To celebrate 50 users haha. No, someone asked for it and I didn't see a reason not to.

Sent from your honey hole.
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FedEx girl...lives

Postby assateague » Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:21 pm

Red, she's probably on her Busty Hoes forum right now, talking about this cop on her new mail route.
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