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Mini golf

Postby Redbeard » Sun May 11, 2014 12:09 am

One of my players got kicked outta mini golf today in Medford between basketball games. Wanna take a guess why?



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Re: Mini golf

Postby Redbeard » Sun May 11, 2014 12:10 am

Don't ask me how he got kick outta the go carts either
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Re: Mini golf

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun May 11, 2014 12:13 am

12500?
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Re: Mini golf

Postby gila-river » Sun May 11, 2014 12:15 am

Hahahahaha
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Re: Mini golf

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun May 11, 2014 12:17 am

Redbeard wrote:Don't ask me how he got kick outta the go carts either

He picked the ford windstar go cart didn't he?
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Re: Mini golf

Postby Tiler_J » Sun May 11, 2014 12:18 am

Redbeard wrote:Don't ask me how he got kick outta the go carts either

How did he get kicked out of the go carts? You can't say that and then not tell us why!
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Re: Mini golf

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun May 11, 2014 12:18 am

I didnt know you were coaching baseball now?
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Re: Mini golf

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun May 11, 2014 12:19 am

3legged_lab wrote:I didnt know you were coaching baseball now?

Kids got skillz
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Re: Mini golf

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun May 11, 2014 12:20 am

Family fun center next to I-5? Tell him its ok, I got kicked off the go karts too.
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Re: Mini golf

Postby Redbeard » Sun May 11, 2014 12:21 am

Tiler_J wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Don't ask me how he got kick outta the go carts either

How did he get kicked out of the go carts? You can't say that and then not tell us why!
apparently they're go carts. Not bumper cars
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Re: Mini golf

Postby Redbeard » Sun May 11, 2014 12:21 am

3legged_lab wrote:Family fun center next to I-5? Tell him its ok, I got kicked off the go karts too.
thats the one
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Re: Mini golf

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sun May 11, 2014 12:51 am

How close to the cars did he get? Clear the street?
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Re: Mini golf

Postby AKPirate » Sun May 11, 2014 2:05 am

Must be one of the Fight kids out of the Tripod Clan...
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Re: Mini golf

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun May 11, 2014 12:36 pm

AKPirate wrote:Must be one of the Fight kids out of the Tripod Clan...

:lol::lol::lol:
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Re: Mini golf

Postby Olly » Sun May 11, 2014 12:39 pm

Did he chunk that ball into traffic?
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Re: Mini golf

Postby capt1972 » Sun May 11, 2014 6:30 pm

first thing that I thought of!
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Re: Mini golf

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Sun May 11, 2014 6:39 pm

Olly wrote:Did he chunk that ball into traffic?

And why was the CHP officer filming the kid hittin golf balls onto the highway?!?!!?



















Just kiddin red. :lol:
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Re: Mini golf

Postby waterfowlman » Sun May 11, 2014 6:48 pm

That kid needs to work on his lead. Went 0 for 2 on the cars.
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Re: Mini golf

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Sun May 11, 2014 7:16 pm

waterfowlman wrote:That kid needs to work on his lead. Went 0 for 2 on the cars.

I'm pretty sure he hit the minivan in the first video.
That kid is awesome though.
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Re: Mini golf

Postby Tiler_J » Sun May 11, 2014 8:46 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Olly wrote:Did he chunk that ball into traffic?

And why was the CHP officer filming the kid hittin golf balls onto the highway?!?!!?

The "C" in CHP stands for California, they were in Oregon. Not his problem.
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Re: Mini golf

Postby QH's Paw » Sun May 11, 2014 8:50 pm

Actually, the only reason they are fuckin' with you guys is because of your Cali plates. By a throw away car with Oregon plates for these trips and it will make all the difference in the world. You can thank me later. :beer:
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Re: Mini golf

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Sun May 11, 2014 8:52 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Olly wrote:Did he chunk that ball into traffic?

And why was the CHP officer filming the kid hittin golf balls onto the highway?!?!!?

The "C" in CHP stands for California, they were in Oregon. Not his problem.

Thanks for clearing that up for me...
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Re: Mini golf

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun May 11, 2014 8:54 pm

QH's Paw wrote:Actually, the only reason they are fuckin' with you guys is because of your Cali plates. By a throw away car with Oregon plates for these trips and it will make all the difference in the world. You can thank me later. :beer:

A driver doesn't even have to do anything wrong but when I see those plain white license plates I instinctively mutter "fuckin Californians" under my breath.
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Re: Mini golf

Postby QH's Paw » Sun May 11, 2014 8:57 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:Actually, the only reason they are fuckin' with you guys is because of your Cali plates. By a throw away car with Oregon plates for these trips and it will make all the difference in the world. You can thank me later. :beer:

A driver doesn't even have to do anything wrong but when I see those plain white license plates I instinctively mutter "fuckin Californians" under my breath.

I rest my case.
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Re: Mini golf

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun May 11, 2014 9:00 pm

QH's Paw wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:Actually, the only reason they are fuckin' with you guys is because of your Cali plates. By a throw away car with Oregon plates for these trips and it will make all the difference in the world. You can thank me later. :beer:

A driver doesn't even have to do anything wrong but when I see those plain white license plates I instinctively mutter "fuckin Californians" under my breath.

I rest my case.

And what does Mike do when he sees warshington plates?
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Re: Mini golf

Postby QH's Paw » Sun May 11, 2014 9:02 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:Actually, the only reason they are fuckin' with you guys is because of your Cali plates. By a throw away car with Oregon plates for these trips and it will make all the difference in the world. You can thank me later. :beer:

A driver doesn't even have to do anything wrong but when I see those plain white license plates I instinctively mutter "fuckin Californians" under my breath.

I rest my case.

And what does Mike do when he sees warshington plates?

Turns his head and spits. Fuckin' outta staters. petooey!
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Re: Mini golf

Postby gila-river » Sun May 11, 2014 9:12 pm

If I am at a stoplight and going straight through and I see Cali plates on the other side turning left I am always cautious cause I just know that bastards gonna whip out before I get across on a green light
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Re: Mini golf

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun May 11, 2014 9:12 pm

QH's Paw wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:Actually, the only reason they are fuckin' with you guys is because of your Cali plates. By a throw away car with Oregon plates for these trips and it will make all the difference in the world. You can thank me later. :beer:

A driver doesn't even have to do anything wrong but when I see those plain white license plates I instinctively mutter "fuckin Californians" under my breath.

I rest my case.

And what does Mike do when he sees warshington plates?

Turns his head and spits. Fuckin' outta staters. petooey!

I laughed.
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Re: Mini golf

Postby Redbeard » Sun May 11, 2014 9:13 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:How close to the cars did he get? Clear the street?
i wasn't there. Sam sent me the video. Said he couldn't tell if he cleared the hwy.
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Re: Mini golf

Postby Redbeard » Sun May 11, 2014 9:14 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:Actually, the only reason they are fuckin' with you guys is because of your Cali plates. By a throw away car with Oregon plates for these trips and it will make all the difference in the world. You can thank me later. :beer:

A driver doesn't even have to do anything wrong but when I see those plain white license plates I instinctively mutter "fuckin Californians" under my breath.
funny. Every time I stop an Oregonian I mutter "fuckin JR"
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