The Craigslist deal of the day thread

[assateague]

Holy hell I want to try those, just to say I did.

[Redbeard]

http://klamath.craigslist.org/spo/4023208378.html

invented by refuge hunters

[jarbo03]

I've killed hundreds of geese using one of those, they suck in the wind though.

[Goldfish]

You don't dare use them here. Guys have been sitting in them as a truck slowly creeps up to the field. Then you hear rifle cracks and as the guys bail out of their chairs the truck takes off.

(guy in truck was poaching geese, decoys look like geese, and you are sitting in the biggest one)

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[NuffDaddy]

You don't dare use them here. Guys have been sitting in them as a truck slowly creeps up to the field. Then you hear rifle cracks and as the guys bail out of their chairs the truck takes off.

(guy in truck was poaching geese, decoys look like geese, and you are sitting in the biggest one)

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People are that fucking stupid?

[BrewGUN]

You don't dare use them here. Guys have been sitting in them as a truck slowly creeps up to the field. Then you hear rifle cracks and as the guys bail out of their chairs the truck takes off.

(guy in truck was poaching geese, decoys look like geese, and you are sitting in the biggest one)

sent from a phancy fone

People are that fucking stupid?

Or the guys were giving warning shots for either trespassing or stealing someone's lease/field.

[BrewGUN]

Not to mention its tough to judge distances out if those things.

[NuffDaddy]

You don't dare use them here. Guys have been sitting in them as a truck slowly creeps up to the field. Then you hear rifle cracks and as the guys bail out of their chairs the truck takes off.

(guy in truck was poaching geese, decoys look like geese, and you are sitting in the biggest one)

sent from a phancy fone

People are that fucking stupid?

Or the guys were giving warning shots for either trespassing or stealing someone's lease/field.

That would make more sense. Those blinds 3X the size of a regular decoy...Don't know how you could mistake it for a goose.

[BrewGUN]

You don't dare use them here. Guys have been sitting in them as a truck slowly creeps up to the field. Then you hear rifle cracks and as the guys bail out of their chairs the truck takes off.

(guy in truck was poaching geese, decoys look like geese, and you are sitting in the biggest one)

sent from a phancy fone

People are that fucking stupid?

Or the guys were giving warning shots for either trespassing or stealing someone's lease/field.

That would make more sense. Those blinds 3X the size of a regular decoy...Don't know how you could mistake it for a goose.

Someone trying to win the 20# goose contest!

[NuffDaddy]

You don't dare use them here. Guys have been sitting in them as a truck slowly creeps up to the field. Then you hear rifle cracks and as the guys bail out of their chairs the truck takes off.

(guy in truck was poaching geese, decoys look like geese, and you are sitting in the biggest one)

sent from a phancy fone

People are that fucking stupid?

Or the guys were giving warning shots for either trespassing or stealing someone's lease/field.

That would make more sense. Those blinds 3X the size of a regular decoy...Don't know how you could mistake it for a goose.

Someone trying to win the 20# goose contest!

Haha probably Betty.

[assateague]

Still gonna do it. Wouldn't be the first time I been shot at.

[goodkarmarising]

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/bar/4042478605.html

Hi I would like to trade my vintage straw for a Harley sportster or 20,000 dollars the vintage straw is a beautiful piece of craftsmanship and was made in 1854 email me please if your interested

[Olly]

Straw? Like drinking straw?

Sent from my phone.

[NuffDaddy]

What the fuck?!?

[capt1972]

who wants that nasty thing? Do you know how many people have had that thing in their mouth over the last hundred years?

[rozzo842]

Right now somewhere there is a coke head trying to figure out how to get a Harley.

[assateague]

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/bar/4042478605.html

Hi I would like to trade my vintage straw for a Harley sportster or 20,000 dollars the vintage straw is a beautiful piece of craftsmanship and was made in 1854 email me please if your interested

Call him and see if he'll take $3.09, and meet you halfway.

[goodkarmarising]

[Woody]

You don't dare use them here. Guys have been sitting in them as a truck slowly creeps up to the field. Then you hear rifle cracks and as the guys bail out of their chairs the truck takes off.

(guy in truck was poaching geese, decoys look like geese, and you are sitting in the biggest one)

sent from a phancy fone

Had this happen, not me in the decoy blind, but the truck stop and shoot at my decoys part.

[triplecurl]

Crazy....

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/for/4029192955.html

[Woody]

Crazy....

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/for/4029192955.html

$100 holy hell, who are these people

[assateague]

I blame the Robertsons.

[sws002]

Crazy....

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/for/4029192955.html

$100 holy hell, who are these people

Bet somebody buys em, I know I would have listed them at $75-$100. You gotta remember that for every idiot seller there is a buyer just as dumb, and oddly enough, they all hang out on Craigslist.

[Goldfish]

Items not craigslist, but a fairly good deal for an air rifle
http://sellout.woot.com/offers/crosman-vantage-np-break-barrel-177-cal-air-rifle-1?utm_source=Daily+Digest&utm_campaign=8423eca5f1-Daily+Digest+-+20130910+-+Woot&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_c5ca76da11-8423eca5f1-287989805

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[3legged_lab]

http://klamath.craigslist.org/spo/4066392534.html
Anybody need a loader? I don't know if its a good deal or not though.

[Flightstopper]

Won't find a deal like that again. Not very familiar with that model but it would probably be a pain with steel. Good progressive for lead though

[Woody]

Penis Measuring

A friend of mine and I have been having a long-standing argument about whose penis is larger. We've tried having our girlfriends confirm to the other the exact size, but neither one of us buy it. I don't want to see his penis and he doesn't want to see mine. I don't want my girlfriend looking at his penis and he doesn't was his looking at mine.

So... We just need a girl to look at both of our penises (individually) and then to both of our faces say which one is bigger. We can't pay much. $50.

Location: Vancouver
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $50

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/1625829503.html

[Woody]

I figured some of you one word gamers would want to jump on that opportunity.

[RonE]

You don't dare use them here. Guys have been sitting in them as a truck slowly creeps up to the field. Then you hear rifle cracks and as the guys bail out of their chairs the truck takes off.

(guy in truck was poaching geese, decoys look like geese, and you are sitting in the biggest one)

sent from a phancy fone

People are that fucking stupid?

Short answer: Yes

[RonE]

My first ex-wife caught her sister measuring my penis and divorced me. My buddy asked me how long it was and I told him: Just long enough to reach the back of her throat.