Paging Ricky Spanish

[Anotherone]

A damn shame.

[Ricky Spanish]

I'm pissed.
My "pals" set up very nearby and basically handed me a dns slip. They're that good. I envy them. At around 9:30 they showed up with straps to shake in my face. They offered me some ducks and had me puppy dogging for a couple hours and made the ducks disappear.
Am I supposed to be so fucking angry that I burn the bridge? Can't help it. They give me headaches.

[Duck Engr]

That don’t sound like pals. Sound like they’re using you for info and that’s it. Sadly many duck hunters are like that.

[Ricky Spanish]

That don’t sound like pals. Sound like they’re using you for info and that’s it. Sadly many duck hunters are like that.

The hard fact is one of them is actually a good person.
I can sleep at his house and take a hot shower any time.
This is the alternative.

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Imagine heating water in a turkey fryer for it.
I've done it before at a very primitive duck club "shack".


We had a Colorado stove with the water heater.
It worked great.

[Ricky Spanish]

Innovation in progress.
They were trying real hard to figure out how to elevate the stand and attach it to their mv jon boat.


Hinges go on the front.
I'll get an Avery blind and do this to mine.

Let dog use the deck.
No Brainer.

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[Ricky Spanish]

Two of these, a two by four, some screws and a piece of plywood and I could have the stand mounted to my boat where the dog can enter from the bow.
I've wished I could get the dog to shake off up there with no luck until this idea.

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[Ricky Spanish]

Fuck I found the flaw in the idea.
Stowed it's gonna look like that. It'd never make it thru the woods intact.
Rats.

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Good idea IT JUST DONT WORK...

[Jimmy]

Fuck I found the flaw in the idea.

"This is totally up my alley"

[Ricky Spanish]

It's not every day where anything much goes as planned or correct but this worked out OK.

It took me a lot of effort to train a puppy to use that ramp stand with my rigged blind.

[Ricky Spanish]

Fuck I found the flaw in the idea.

"This is totally up my alley"

Hey fuck-wit...
Ever try and fail at anything?
Eh?
Cut yourself opening a beer?

[Ricky Spanish]

Honey and orange juice.
Now y'all know what to do with it.

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We've cooked many mallards in that dish.
The rice is a mixture of white and wild rice.
Cooking it right is an ancient Chinese secret guarded by the Wang family for many generations since the emperor commanded the secret be kept.

[Ricky Spanish]

Ever look up one of your favorite songs from when you were like 12 or 13, find actual video, and go WTF!?!

In Today's context this is pretty normal but for 1973 it's way out freaky weird imo.
Tranny looking girl-boys or something from the planet Freaktare?
The one hit wonder band called "Sweet"

[Ricky Spanish]

It's done.

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Not a big eater but this will do nicely.

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[Jimmy]

Hey fuck-wit...
Ever try and fail at anything?

Not nearly as often as you do.

[plainsman]

Hey fuck-wit...
Ever try and fail at anything?

Not nearly as often as you do.

he just can't fathom how bad his failures are....like his calling tutorial on utube....that was great hut1....hut2

[5 stand]

It's done.

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Not a big eater but this will do nicely.

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Looks like a mighty fine meal to me...

[Ricky Spanish]

Fuck!
No power sucks.
Tree limb finally gave up.

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Predator power.

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[Ricky Spanish]

The bright side.
Was actually home to clean up the mess.
Test-run on the generator works.
I could run the refrigerator , TV, and a few lights on my generator. Not missing leave it to beaver... hot coffee.

[Ricky Spanish]

Power restored.
Gear back in truck.
Mess cleaned up. Free fire wood.
Next stop the refuge.
Yeah an actual NWR.
They won't let me hunt on the refuge even just once I asked....they said no. First I asked where all the mallards are.
GW: " over there" points to refuge.
Me: mind if I slip over there in the morning and kill 4?
GW: Not allowed
Me: knew it...(kicks dirt)
We laughed

[Anotherone]

And in other news:

[Ricky Spanish]

And in other news:

Damnit the Mexican joint is in Manila.
Was just there.

[OGblackcloud]

You're already back down there ?

[Ricky Spanish]

You're already back down there ?

I'm using the Hutton hole TO SPITE MY SO CALLED FRIENDS.
See how I am?

They think nobody uses Hutton and show up at ten minutes before lst they been bragging about it and word is out that I've got lower stake locked down.
Surprise! You want to play games let's play rough bitches.

I've got two pet peeves.
Do what you say you're going to do.
I'll give you one pass that's it.
Lying about a duck?
They'd lie to Jesus Himself.
Don't lie to me I'm pretty dumb but even I see thru it eventually.

[Ricky Spanish]

70 degrees meant every fly in Arkansas showed up when I pitched a tent. Was pretty bad.
Now it's the spiders in my boat.
No girls allowed!
Jimmy and Plainsman are pretty girly.

[Anotherone]

Not those tarantula sized fishing spiders? I get the hibby jibbies when I see them in the swamp, then they dive under and really get your attention.

[Anotherone]

Just got a report that Glade, Kansas is bursting with snow geese right now. Let’s go!

[Ricky Spanish]

Just got a report that Glade, Kansas is bursting with snow geese right now. Let’s go!

I'm at the stage where I don't believe a FUCKING thing a duck hunter says.
I caught my buddies basically bitching about which one lies best and which lie was the origin of the "lie-off".
They're basically telling lies and backing them up with years old pictures.

Should I just dive in and put log Pic lies in their faces?
Yeah we killed 17 limits by 7am.
(Wink)

[Anotherone]

Send an internet pile pic of king elders and tell em they were tearing up the acorns in the elk Shute.

[Ricky Spanish]

More: if you see another hunter and they do this one finger wave thing...

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It means....
I see you and I hate your lying cock-sucking face.

You'd think the Robertson family would have covered this

[Ricky Spanish]

Send an internet pile pic of king elders and tell em they were tearing up the acorns in the elk Shute.

Speaking of acorns they're everywhere and the outside layer or tops are off.
Water came in and spread them everywhere.
It rained 5 inches.