TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

[3geese4me]

This thread causes fire,
A fire burning in my butt,
Bloody shits and burning,

Maybe you ate too much taco bell?

[assateague]

Taco Bell mmmm mmmm
Taco 12 pack mmmm mmmmm mmmm
It's yumalicious.

[jarbo03]

5 gorditas
7 tacos
5 wicked dumps

That how ya fuckin haiku

Sent from a gnarly phone with a kickstand

[assateague]

[3geese4me]

5 gorditas
7 tacos
5 wicked dumps

That how ya fuckin haiku

Sent from a gnarly phone with a kickstand

hahaha, i got nothing...

[Bootlipkiller]

5 gorditas
7 tacos
5 wicked dumps

That how ya fuckin haiku

Sent from a gnarly phone with a kickstand

Winner!:)

[Tomkat]

Bootlip needs a
boot straight to the taint
Then he will be good.


Sent from a fancy ass phone

[Bootlipkiller]

Bootlip needs a
boot straight to the taint
Then he will be good.


Sent from a fancy ass phone

my taint is solid steel like super man!

[Tomkat]

Earth shake and quake
buildings fall, electrical fires
Godzilla has arrived

TomKat Haiku Master
Reach ultimate status of Zen
Best fucking haiku ever

[Tomkat]

Good Karma Rising

He has many many decoys
Big man who loves hunting snows
And one shed 4 them

Takes vacation to Detroit
Likes rap music, brutha has soul
Hes a closet liberal

Lover of big dogs
Has never owned any waders
His mossberg dont jam

[Flightstopper]

No rain forecasted
Watered day before, pourin' like mofo
Boots on kicking taints

[Tomkat]

We need the rain FS

[Tomkat]

What is memorial day?
Tribute to loved ones that
have left this world

Many were soliders,sailors
Gave their life to make ours better
We remember them proudly

Current President bad
he wlll visit unknown solider
He is a disgrace

[3legged_lab]

Tomkat don't count well
Haiku master he is not
Try spelling contest

[Tomkat]

Still don't get it
I make my own haiku rules
TomKat is the Master


Sent from a fancy ass phone

[3legged_lab]

Tomkat don't count well
Haiku master he is not
Try spelling contest

Come on. Tell me you at least read the middle line in a yoda voice?

[assateague]

Haiku IS Yoda
Little green poetry man
Much wisdom and shit.

[Tomkat]

I got it Tripod.

Haiku is just for fun. Assateague and others have kept it that way.

[aunt betty]

His mailbox fell down
Ranted for days about it
Then he repaired it

[Tomkat]

Summer rain, splashing
New roof keep home warm and dry
Thank you Ronaldo and crew

[Tomkat]

Aunt Betty look good
Shower hot, she drop her soap
Acorn squeal like a pig

[Tomkat]

Deadeye Dan

Dan loves teddy bears
He works at homeless shelter
a fine christian man

[DeadEye_Dan]

You got a camera set up in my house somewhere?

How'd jew know I was a sucker for Teddy bears?

[Tomkat]

You got a camera set up in my house somewhere?

How'd jew know I was a sucker for Teddy bears?

Funny! Just took a swing, I figured behind the bad ass duck killa persona was a decent fella.

[Tomkat]

Coffee

Hot and sweet, steaming
cup of flavor, ever so good
love my gourmet java

[flight control]

Will these haiku stop
Or will they go on and on
It's 50/50

[Tomkat]

The women of Canada

Tomkat loved Canada!
wild and drunk, many girls and women
No child support, hooray!

[flight control]

The women of Canada

Tomkat loved Canada!
wild and drunk, many girls and women
No child support, hooray!

Dad?

[Tomkat]

The women of Canada

Tomkat loved Canada!
wild and drunk, many girls and women
No child support, hooray!

Dad?

FC, you made me laugh out loud.
I was in Central Canada, son.

[flight control]