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Re: Last ride

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Mon Jan 20, 2014 9:02 pm

i'll go 5:1 odds that jehler kicks the big one first. nearly all contractors start having heart attacks at 40, combine that shit with ladders and you have a perfect combo to win this bet.


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Re: Last ride

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jan 20, 2014 9:32 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:We could start a pool and bet on who's going to be the first one to cash out.

I vote RonE.
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Re: Last ride

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:08 am

Nothing can take out the wildman. But Mike can't keep that pace up forever.... Or can he? :lol:

He should write a book. "101 ways QH Told Death to Fuck Itself." :lol:
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Re: Last ride

Postby aunt betty » Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:49 am

jehler wrote:This begs the question, when one of us kicks the bucket, do we have an online funeral or do we show up in person and creep out the family?

Please...creep out my family. They already expect it. A showing of waterfowl friends at my funeral is what I want. Camo! Wear it!
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Re: Last ride

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:02 am

Dan gets my vote. He's gonna jew the wrong guy outta something one of these days.
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Re: Last ride

Postby aunt betty » Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:06 am

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:i'll go 5:1 odds that jehler kicks the big one first. nearly all contractors start having heart attacks at 40, combine that shit with ladders and you have a perfect combo to win this bet.


no offense John :beer: :lol:

That's wrong. Jehler will outlive you because he has a brain. :lol:
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Re: Last ride

Postby Olly » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:36 pm

aunt betty wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:i'll go 5:1 odds that jehler kicks the big one first. nearly all contractors start having heart attacks at 40, combine that shit with ladders and you have a perfect combo to win this bet.


no offense John :beer: :lol:

That's wrong. Jehler will outlive you because he can't ride rollercoasters :lol:


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Re: Last ride

Postby jehler » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:40 pm

Ouch
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Re: Last ride

Postby Weston81 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:19 pm

My vote goes to Dan as well, he's gonna try and pass a stone that's gonna kill him sooner than later.
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Re: Last ride

Postby assateague » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:54 pm

I better PM him my address for that gps quick. Never thought about the "exsanguination via ruptured penis" danger.
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Re: Last ride

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:56 pm

This has become an awesome thread. We gotta make sure someone close to each of us knows to let us know when one of us kick the bucket.
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Re: Last ride

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:14 pm

With my genetics and my high level of income, it's not unreasonable to think that I could live for another 250-300 years.
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Re: Last ride

Postby Olly » Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:18 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:With my genetics and my high level of income, it's not unreasonable to think that I could live for another 250-300 years.


High level of income just means someone's going to be wanting that big life insurance policy...
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Re: Last ride

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:57 pm

If she hasn't figured it out by now, I think I'm in the clear.
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Re: Last ride

Postby RonE » Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:50 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:We could start a pool and bet on who's going to be the first one to cash out.

I vote RonE.


I vote, go fuck yourself.
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Re: Last ride

Postby sws002 » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:41 am

assateague wrote:I better PM him my address for that gps quick. Never thought about the "exsanguination via ruptured penis" danger.


It's how he would've wanted to go.
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Re: Last ride

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:58 am

RonE wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:We could start a pool and bet on who's going to be the first one to cash out.

I vote RonE.


I vote, go fuck yourself.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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Re: Last ride

Postby assateague » Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:47 am

RonE wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:We could start a pool and bet on who's going to be the first one to cash out.

I vote RonE.


I vote, go fuck yourself.


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Re: Last ride

Postby rebelp74 » Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:44 am

RonE wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:We could start a pool and bet on who's going to be the first one to cash out.

I vote RonE.


I vote, go fuck yourself.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Last ride

Postby RonE » Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:15 am

3legged_lab wrote:
RonE wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:We could start a pool and bet on who's going to be the first one to cash out.

I vote RonE.


I vote, go fuck yourself.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
What? You're the oldest I thought?


As far as my age, I am the perfect number, the pleasure number and the ying and the yang.
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Re: Last ride

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:21 am

RonE wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
RonE wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:We could start a pool and bet on who's going to be the first one to cash out.

I vote RonE.


I vote, go fuck yourself.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
What? You're the oldest I thought?


As far as my age, I am the perfect number, the pleasure number and the ying and the yang.

Holy shit! I didn't think you were that old...
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Re: Last ride

Postby rebelp74 » Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:33 pm

Then without a doubt RonE gets my vote.
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Re: Last ride

Postby Goldfish » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:45 am

Not a chance. Ron is going to be that hilarious old man hitting on all the nurses in the home. Dan however, is going to have an aneurysm trying to pass his next bowling ball
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Re: Last ride

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:59 pm

Jeez. At this rate I'll just be happy to live long enough to see Jim's reaction to the package I sent
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Re: Last ride

Postby assateague » Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:40 pm

See. And that's the kind of shit that's going to cause me to send it to work with my wife to have it x-rayed, first.
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Last ride

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:54 pm

Ha ha! It's literally like Christmas Eve knowing that thing is somewhere between here and there...the suspense is palpable

Oh - and I scheduled it for a Saturday delivery, so everyone will be home when it arrives.
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Re: Last ride

Postby aunt betty » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:35 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Ha ha! It's literally like Christmas Eve knowing that thing is somewhere between here and there...the suspense is palpable

Oh - and I scheduled it for a Saturday delivery, so everyone will be home when it arrives.

Did you put the return address?
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Re: Last ride

Postby Goldfish » Fri Jan 24, 2014 12:57 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Ha ha! It's literally like Christmas Eve knowing that thing is somewhere between here and there...the suspense is palpable

Oh - and I scheduled it for a Saturday delivery, so everyone will be home when it arrives.

You sent it fed ex, right?
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Re: Last ride

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:13 pm

Hell naw - "if it fits, it ships" USPS
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Re: Last ride

Postby Redbeard » Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:21 pm

I'm living in the now. Who cares about tomorrow
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