New Gun!!

[GadwallGetter530]

Are you goin to knock the dust off of it on the dove opener?

[Bootlipkiller]

He pays someone to take out the boat.

In all seriousness if I got an 870 as a wedding gift I would tell her to try again. Even if it was a supper mag.

Thanks for pointing out my typo... Your so smart... And your completely right I should Totaly tell her this gun is bellow me... It's obviouse you must have a pricy gun to kill ducks. Duh...

[Bootlipkiller]

Are you goin to knock the dust off of it on the dove opener?

No because this gun is un disierable according to the peanut gallery.

[GadwallGetter530]

Yup, Lets see if they start coming out of the wood work to defend there INERTIA driven, Kick off having, plastic Pieces of $hit!... Just joking guys. I really dont care what gun you use.

[Bootlipkiller]

:popcorn: Yup, Lets see if they start coming out of the wood work to defend there INERTIA driven, Kick off having, plastic Pieces of $hit!... Just joking guys. I really dont care what gun you use.

[assateague]

My 870 is inertia driven.

[Bootlipkiller]

My 870 is inertia driven.

Oh yea my 870 is bad ass driven.

[i shoot spoonies]

your wife screwed up my plan... that daggum box has been starring at me for over a month now in my bedroom... i was 1/2 tempted to open it up and put my old 870 in the box... and kiss my ass i shoot well w/ my italian piece of crap

[Bootlipkiller]

your wife screwed up my plan... that god damn box has been starring at me for over a month now in my bedroom... i was 1/2 tempted to open it up and put my old 870 in the box... and kiss my ass i shoot well w/ my italian piece of crap

Speaking of Italian pieces of crap I'm at gadwals shop. You should stop by.

[assateague]

$138.50

[Redbeard]

You guys are killin me. This thread had me rolling

[dog walker]

I got into a fight with my girl friend many years ago. I obviously won that battle because she bought me an 870 as a make up gift. As far as the war goes I think she won because I married her some years later.

[JGUN]

But really, 870? Your wife to be hates you


Sasquatch hunting expert

And let me guess you tie your white sweater around your neck when you take out the boat.

I hadn't read this thread yet.

It's not all white, but yes he does wear a sweater hunting.

[JGUN]

He pays someone to take out the boat.

In all seriousness if I got an 870 as a wedding gift I would tell her to try again.

No I don't get paid. Do you think I should?

And yes she does not really love you if she bought an 870.

[jehler]

But really, 870? Your wife to be hates you


Sasquatch hunting expert

And let me guess you tie your white sweater around your neck when you take out the boat.

I hadn't read this thread yet.

It's not all white, but yes he does wear a sweater hunting.

and don't forget my fancy pants

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Sasquatch hunting expert

[Bootlipkiller]

good form old chap!!!

[Goldfish]

Here here

[assateague]

Let's not get distracted- $141.25

[Redbeard]

But really, 870? Your wife to be hates you


Sasquatch hunting expert

And let me guess you tie your white sweater around your neck when you take out the boat.

I hadn't read this thread yet.

It's not all white, but yes he does wear a sweater hunting.

and don't forget my fancy pants

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Sasquatch hunting expert

sweet hair

[3legged_lab]

But really, 870? Your wife to be hates you


Sasquatch hunting expert

And let me guess you tie your white sweater around your neck when you take out the boat.

I hadn't read this thread yet.

It's not all white, but yes he does wear a sweater hunting.

and don't forget my fancy pants

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Sasquatch hunting expert

"He's got a little Captain in him."

[Redbeard]

But really, 870? Your wife to be hates you


Sasquatch hunting expert

And let me guess you tie your white sweater around your neck when you take out the boat.

I hadn't read this thread yet.

It's not all white, but yes he does wear a sweater hunting.

and don't forget my fancy pants

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Sasquatch hunting expert

"He's got a little Captain in him."

I'll bet he does

[Bulldog0156]

I think if there was a winner for each thread posted Jehler wouldn't have a loss yet. You sure know how to make a guy laugh.

[GadwallGetter530]

OH, SIMPLY CAPITAL OLD BOY!

[Bootlipkiller]

I say, GOOD DAY SIR!!! Got to love Bob and Tom show

[jehler]

I think if there was a winner for each thread posted Jehler wouldn't have a loss yet. You sure know how to make a guy laugh.

too bad im boring in real life huh. Of course you haven't seen my drunk yet...


Sasquatch hunting expert

[assateague]

Wait'll he starts getting his tits out.

[3legged_lab]

Wait'll he starts getting his tits out.

Is that how you know when its a party?

[assateague]

Every time.

[doublenasty]

That thing next to the bed will for sure make you wake up when you open your eyes

Yea that's Bartholemuel he lives in the spare bed room and keeps the wife's friends from staying the night.

a naked morning wake up call could do the same thing, or could score you a bonus.

Yea I get home at 06:00 from work and last time one of her friends stayed the night I almos striped the old uniform off and jumped in bed with her thinking it was the wife. Lol

That reminds me of the story a buddy told me several years ago. He had a "few" beverages one night, and got up to take a leak. Turns out for the "leak" he walked into the kitchen, pulled out one of the kitchen chairs, pissed on the floor, then walked back down the hall (naked) and turned right at the first door (it should have been the second door on the right) and got back in bed. Said he cuddled up to his wife and reached over to grab a handful of tit. At this point he realized that his wife was in fact not a double D. Neither his wife or her friend was happy. All of us guys got a good laugh out of it though.

I had a buddy that got so shitfaced he pissed on his wifes back while sleeping and they bought a brand new mattress that day he still doesn't live it down!!!