BB Gun Recommendation

[FlintRiverFowler]

This all makes me very happy I didn't grow up in the city.

I'm like 1/10th of a mike outside the city limits. Been here a year and ready to move already. Gonna be planting leyland cypress trees around the perimeter of my yard before long though. 100% serious about that.

[hudson]

This all makes me very happy I didn't grow up in the city.

i was visiting my brother when that bullshit went down.ole sheriffs surrounded me

[RonE]

I got a Gamo 1400 fps .177 gun for Christmas. Once I got it sighted in, it kills the shit out of squirrels in the back yard. The back door swings the wrong way to shoot from inside the house so I have to shoot them out of the trees. Over half of them fall but some get stuck in the trees and are somehow gone the next day. Pretty neat gun, has a scope, light and lazar sight. If you can shoot from inside the house, no one will know.

[rebelp74]

This all makes me very happy I didn't grow up in the city.

x2

[ohioduck]

Shoot him with your bow and put his little head on the fence staring into your neighbors bathroom.

[aunt betty]

The dumbass lady next door feeds the squirrels. She gets all upset when I shoot the damned tomato tasters. Nothing pisses me off more than watching that first tomato slowly ripen to perfection and then I go out to pick it and there's a hole in it where mister teeth tasted it. I've shot a lot of the little bastards but my 760 only cripples em a little.

[ohioduck]

The dumbass lady next door feeds the squirrels. She gets all upset when I shoot the damned tomato tasters. Nothing pisses me off more than watching that first tomato slowly ripen to perfection and then I go out to pick it and there's a hole in it where mister teeth tasted it. I've shot a lot of the little bastards but my 760 only cripples em a little.

I feed the squirrels in my yard. I like them.

#treerodentfolife

[aunt betty]

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[ohioduck]

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You sound like my neighbors. I keep them around to piss the neighbors off. Ask the guy who got mad at me for feeding the deer in my yard and calling the cops.

[aunt betty]

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You sound like my neighbors. I keep them around to piss the neighbors off. Ask the guy who got mad at me for feeding the deer in my yard and calling the cops.

Someday you will go on vacation for two weeks and forget to feed your little yard buddies. They will tear a whole in the soffit and tear their way into your kitchen.
You'd be surprised how often that happens. When it does, call jehler or me. Our rates are low.

[assateague]

But call me first, and I will charge you $125 for the first, and $75 for each one after that.

[vincentpa]

The dumbass lady next door feeds the squirrels. She gets all upset when I shoot the damned tomato tasters. Nothing pisses me off more than watching that first tomato slowly ripen to perfection and then I go out to pick it and there's a hole in it where mister teeth tasted it. I've shot a lot of the little bastards but my 760 only cripples em a little.

The squirrels wiped out my peaches last year. Those rat bastards are everywhere in my community. I don't know if I could come close to getting the all. The squirrels live well off the abundant acorns and chestnuts from my neighbors trees. They don't need my peaches, the greedy bastards.

[vincentpa]

But call me first, and I will charge you $125 for the first, and $75 for each one after that.

I may need to borrow your ghillie suit.

[assateague]

On a serious note, it's quite easy to catch them in the smaller live traps. In your neighborhood, I doubt you could put a very big dent in them, but you could have a couple gallon bags of frozen squirrels in your freezer, with very little effort. Be even cheaper to set some 110s on your peach trees.

[FlintRiverFowler]

The dumbass lady next door feeds the squirrels. She gets all upset when I shoot the damned tomato tasters. Nothing pisses me off more than watching that first tomato slowly ripen to perfection and then I go out to pick it and there's a hole in it where mister teeth tasted it. I've shot a lot of the little bastards but my 760 only cripples em a little.

The squirrels wiped out my peaches last year. Those rat bastards are everywhere in my community. I don't know if I could come close to getting the all. The squirrels live well off the abundant acorns and chestnuts from my neighbors trees. They don't need my peaches, the greedy bastards.

That's bc the squirrels were like these peaches are bullshit bc they weren't grown in Georgia.... They did the world a favor.

[aunt betty]

On a serious note, it's quite easy to catch them in the smaller live traps. In your neighborhood, I doubt you could put a very big dent in them, but you could have a couple gallon bags of frozen squirrels in your freezer, with very little effort. Be even cheaper to set some 110s on your peach trees.

No shit. Make it a challenge to the little tree rats. Build some kind of rube goldberg contraption out of pipes where the prize is a peanut or whatever and then quietly slip a 110 conibear into the routine every now and then to thin out the herd.

Make it fun for the entire family...lol

[vincentpa]

The dumbass lady next door feeds the squirrels. She gets all upset when I shoot the damned tomato tasters. Nothing pisses me off more than watching that first tomato slowly ripen to perfection and then I go out to pick it and there's a hole in it where mister teeth tasted it. I've shot a lot of the little bastards but my 760 only cripples em a little.

The squirrels wiped out my peaches last year. Those rat bastards are everywhere in my community. I don't know if I could come close to getting the all. The squirrels live well off the abundant acorns and chestnuts from my neighbors trees. They don't need my peaches, the greedy bastards.

That's bc the squirrels were like these peaches are bullshit bc they weren't grown in Georgia.... They did the world a favor.

The only good thing to come out of GA is hot pussy with a sexy accent.

[FlintRiverFowler]

The dumbass lady next door feeds the squirrels. She gets all upset when I shoot the damned tomato tasters. Nothing pisses me off more than watching that first tomato slowly ripen to perfection and then I go out to pick it and there's a hole in it where mister teeth tasted it. I've shot a lot of the little bastards but my 760 only cripples em a little.

The squirrels wiped out my peaches last year. Those rat bastards are everywhere in my community. I don't know if I could come close to getting the all. The squirrels live well off the abundant acorns and chestnuts from my neighbors trees. They don't need my peaches, the greedy bastards.

That's bc the squirrels were like these peaches are bullshit bc they weren't grown in Georgia.... They did the world a favor.

The only good thing to come out of GA is hot pussy with a sexy accent.

Most women say that Im the only good thing from Georgia.

[vincentpa]

On a serious note, it's quite easy to catch them in the smaller live traps. In your neighborhood, I doubt you could put a very big dent in them, but you could have a couple gallon bags of frozen squirrels in your freezer, with very little effort. Be even cheaper to set some 110s on your peach trees.

No shit. Make it a challenge to the little tree rats. Build some kind of rube goldberg contraption out of pipes where the prize is a peanut or whatever and then quietly slip a 110 conibear into the routine every now and then to thin out the herd.

Make it fun for the entire family...lol

If I told you the name of my neighborhood, you would all laugh. Anyways, traps are not doable. It would be too conspicuous. I need to avoid any traps that my neighbors would see. I am surrounded by neighbors. Even the tough old Greek lady feeds the fucking squirrels and rabbits. They'd all rat me out. I need to dispatch them quietly one vermin at a time gradually so nobody will notice. Where I grew up, my father used to trap animals in live traps. Hell, we even shot rats with .22 and he actually (unintentionally) electrocuted three raccoons raiding our corn in the garden. I grew up in the city. However, in Pittsburgh there are huge tracts of wooded areas because the hills are too steep. Behind our house, we had a strip of woods that ran for several miles anywhere from several hundred yards wide to about 1/2 mile wide. I used to fuck shit up with BB guns and sling shots. I can't pull the same stuff where I live now. It's liberal Jew heaven. I'd be surrounded by the SWAT team in no time. Either that or an organized protest of radical feminist peacenik lesbians wearing Burks.

[vincentpa]

The dumbass lady next door feeds the squirrels. She gets all upset when I shoot the damned tomato tasters. Nothing pisses me off more than watching that first tomato slowly ripen to perfection and then I go out to pick it and there's a hole in it where mister teeth tasted it. I've shot a lot of the little bastards but my 760 only cripples em a little.

The squirrels wiped out my peaches last year. Those rat bastards are everywhere in my community. I don't know if I could come close to getting the all. The squirrels live well off the abundant acorns and chestnuts from my neighbors trees. They don't need my peaches, the greedy bastards.

That's bc the squirrels were like these peaches are bullshit bc they weren't grown in Georgia.... They did the world a favor.

The only good thing to come out of GA is hot pussy with a sexy accent.

Most women say that Im the only good thing from Georgia.

These women recognize you're inner sensitivity and fragile ego. They're just trying to make you feel better.

[FlintRiverFowler]

On a serious note, it's quite easy to catch them in the smaller live traps. In your neighborhood, I doubt you could put a very big dent in them, but you could have a couple gallon bags of frozen squirrels in your freezer, with very little effort. Be even cheaper to set some 110s on your peach trees.

No shit. Make it a challenge to the little tree rats. Build some kind of rube goldberg contraption out of pipes where the prize is a peanut or whatever and then quietly slip a 110 conibear into the routine every now and then to thin out the herd.

Make it fun for the entire family...lol

If I told you the name of my neighborhood, you would all laugh. Anyways, traps are not doable. It would be too conspicuous. I need to avoid any traps that my neighbors would see. I am surrounded by neighbors. Even the tough old Greek lady feeds the fucking squirrels and rabbits. They'd all rat me out. I need to dispatch them quietly one vermin at a time gradually so nobody will notice. Where I grew up, my father used to trap animals in live traps. Hell, we even shot rats with .22 and he actually (unintentionally) electrocuted three raccoons raiding our corn in the garden. I grew up in the city. However, in Pittsburgh there are huge tracts of wooded areas because the hills are too steep. Behind our house, we had a strip of woods that ran for several miles anywhere from several hundred yards wide to about 1/2 mile wide. I used to fuck shit up with BB guns and sling shots. I can't pull the same stuff where I live now. It's liberal Jew heaven. I'd be surrounded by the SWAT team in no time. Either that or an organized protest of radical feminist peacenik lesbians wearing Burks.

In my neighborhood there's an armadillo problem. I've gotten 3 with my .22, neighbor behind me shot 2 with a pellet gun, and the neighbor beside me shot one in my yard with a cross bow. Noone gives a shit. It's a pretty cool neighborhood.

[vincentpa]

I honestly didn't know there were armadillos in GA.

I've looked at these high powered BB guns. All I gotsta say is HOLY SHIT. They're between $150 to $250 a pop and even more for the really expensive ones. I wasn't expecting that. I may have to wait a month or two before I can sneak another "firearm" into the house. My wife is on my ass about that shit. I'm keeping an eye out on the Gamo with the silencer on it at WalMart. I can sneak it when she's working on a Saturday and the MIL is watching the kids.