TomKats gourmet beer thread

[AKPirate]

I have two criteria for beer-
1. Cold
2. Anything but Sierra Nevada

And if I can't get those to criteria met, I'm willing to drink warm beer but not Sierra Nevada.

Is your unicorn puking Sierra Nevada?

Don't make fun of my unicorn!

And I believe it is.

Bring your unicorn to the WCH and we can let the kids ride it

[Tiler_J]

I have two criteria for beer-
1. Cold
2. Anything but Sierra Nevada

And if I can't get those to criteria met, I'm willing to drink warm beer but not Sierra Nevada.

Is your unicorn puking Sierra Nevada?

Don't make fun of my unicorn!

And I believe it is.

Bring your unicorn to the WCH and we can let the kids ride it

I didn't know Rex, DnB, and Duck Hummer were going to be there!

[The Duck Hammer]

I have two criteria for beer-
1. Cold
2. Anything but Sierra Nevada

And if I can't get those to criteria met, I'm willing to drink warm beer but not Sierra Nevada.

Is your unicorn puking Sierra Nevada?

Don't make fun of my unicorn!

And I believe it is.

Bring your unicorn to the WCH and we can let the kids ride it

I didn't know Rex, DnB, and Duck Hummer were going to be there!

I'll be at Jerry's, not going to Cali in the near future.

[Tiler_J]

I have two criteria for beer-
1. Cold
2. Anything but Sierra Nevada

And if I can't get those to criteria met, I'm willing to drink warm beer but not Sierra Nevada.

Is your unicorn puking Sierra Nevada?

Don't make fun of my unicorn!

And I believe it is.

Bring your unicorn to the WCH and we can let the kids ride it

I didn't know Rex, DnB, and Duck Hummer were going to be there!

I'll be at Jerry's, not going to Cali in the near future.[/quote]

I'll save you a spot in my blind for when you do.

[The Duck Hammer]

I'll save you a spot in my blind for when you do.

One of these days I plan on making it out there. Only reason I can go to the NCH is because I'm so close to it.

[R. Chapman]

I have two criteria for beer-
1. Cold
2. Anything but Sierra Nevada

And if I can't get those to criteria met, I'm willing to drink warm beer but not Sierra Nevada.

Is your unicorn puking Sierra Nevada?

Don't make fun of my unicorn!

And I believe it is.

Bring your unicorn to the WCH and we can let the kids ride it

I didn't know Rex, DnB, and Duck Hummer were going to be there!

When 18 rolls around, I'll be at the a WFF hunt. That's if you guys are still doing that.

[DC727]

Boulevard is my favorite. Shiner, lone star are good too

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[Tomkat]

Boulevard is my favorite. Shiner, lone star are good too

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I like Boulevard Wheat

[BrewGUN]

[DC727]

Boulevard is my favorite. Shiner, lone star are good too

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I like Boulevard Wheat

Yes

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[FlintRiverFowler]

Never hear the term "gourmet beer".
I believe that the proper term to use would be craft beer. The word gourmet kinda gays up the beer.

Flint, i write this to explain my intent, not pick on you or start a fight.
It wont surprise you to know I don't give care what conventional nomenclature dictates. After all, I re-wrote the rules of Haiku to suite my own style.

I took it from my love of gmay coffee. Today, I invented my own term: gourmet beer.

My intent here was to display and discuss some of my favorite beers. You may feel more comfortable with your own thread that features beers more often found in aluminum cans.

But this non gay thread is about gourmet beers.

You ever try some of this?
It's gourmet for sure.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5oFTlae9cg

[Tomkat]

Flint does your phone have a camera? Why not take a picture of your Milwaukee's Best and post it here? We can discuss your latent homo tendencies on another thread if you like, but I prefer to make this about Gourmet Beer. Don't make me Haiku your ass!

[BrewGUN]

Different people have different tastes, but a I ask for you hefe drinkers, please roll your bottle first before drinking or pouring.
Also, beer is meant to be dramk out of glassware. To truly get all that the beer has to offer, pour into a clean glass. You can't pick up aromas in a bottle. Assuming your drinking for taste not quantity since this is a gmay beer thread.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Flint does your phone have a camera? Why not take a picture of your Milwaukee's Best and post it here? We can discuss your latent homo tendencies on another thread if you like, but I prefer to make this about Gourmet Beer. Don't make me Haiku your ass!

TK you wouldn't know a good craft beer if it bit you in the ass.
You were talking about sampling blue moon. That shit is bottled up by the people who brought you molson ice and is sold in gas stations.

[Olly]

Different people have different tastes, but a I ask for you hefe drinkers, please roll your bottle first before drinking or pouring.
Also, beer is meant to be dramk out of glassware. To truly get all that the beer has to offer, pour into a clean glass. You can't pick up aromas in a bottle. Assuming your drinking for taste not quantity since this is a gmay beer thread.

Roll my bottle? Explain please.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Different people have different tastes, but a I ask for you hefe drinkers, please roll your bottle first before drinking or pouring.
Also, beer is meant to be dramk out of glassware. To truly get all that the beer has to offer, pour into a clean glass. You can't pick up aromas in a bottle. Assuming your drinking for taste not quantity since this is a gmay beer thread.

I know I asked before but I can't remember what the name if your brewery is.
I've been drinking a beer from Michigan called two hearted ale lately. Love that shit. Had to give the guy at the liquor store a few free rounds of golf to butter him up to get him to order me some more.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Different people have different tastes, but a I ask for you hefe drinkers, please roll your bottle first before drinking or pouring.
Also, beer is meant to be dramk out of glassware. To truly get all that the beer has to offer, pour into a clean glass. You can't pick up aromas in a bottle. Assuming your drinking for taste not quantity since this is a gmay beer thread.

Roll my bottle? Explain please.

In gonna guess its bc they are u filtered and it breaks all the shit up in there.

[Tomkat]

:popcorn:

Dont eat popcorn; tell us about the beer you make. Do they sell it in Kansas?

[Tomkat]

Flint does your phone have a camera? Why not take a picture of your Milwaukee's Best and post it here? We can discuss your latent homo tendencies on another thread if you like, but I prefer to make this about Gourmet Beer. Don't make me Haiku your ass!

TK you wouldn't know a good craft beer if it bit you in the ass.
You were talking about sampling blue moon. That shit is bottled up by the people who brought you molson ice and is sold in gas stations.

I dont think your reading comp is doing so well. Let me say it in a way u mite understand better.

I don't give a fuck. I do it my own way, every time.

Does that make better sense to you? I noticed you have shown a lot of interest in gayness, but I dont see a single picture of you holding a beer. Are you old enough to buy it? Its an honest question as I don't know you.

[Olly]

Flint does your phone have a camera? Why not take a picture of your Milwaukee's Best and post it here? We can discuss your latent homo tendencies on another thread if you like, but I prefer to make this about Gourmet Beer. Don't make me Haiku your ass!

TK you wouldn't know a good craft beer if it bit you in the ass.
You were talking about sampling blue moon. That shit is bottled up by the people who brought you molson ice and is sold in gas stations.

I dont think your reading comp is doing so well. Let me say it in a way u mite understand better.

I don't give a fuck. I do it my own way, every time.

Does that make better sense to you? I noticed you have shown a lot of interest in gayness, but I dont see a single picture of you holding a beer. Are you old enough to buy it? Its an honest question as I don't know you.

This is funny because I can't remember hanging out with flint in the last decade where beer wasn't involved.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Flint does your phone have a camera? Why not take a picture of your Milwaukee's Best and post it here? We can discuss your latent homo tendencies on another thread if you like, but I prefer to make this about Gourmet Beer. Don't make me Haiku your ass!

TK you wouldn't know a good craft beer if it bit you in the ass.
You were talking about sampling blue moon. That shit is bottled up by the people who brought you molson ice and is sold in gas stations.

I dont think your reading comp is doing so well. Let me say it in a way u mite understand better.

I don't give a fuck. I do it my own way, every time.

Does that make better sense to you? I noticed you have shown a lot of interest in gayness, but I dont see a single picture of you holding a beer. Are you old enough to buy it? Its an honest question as I don't know you.

This is funny because I can't remember hanging out with flint in the last decade where beer wasn't involved.

Hopefully we can get your older sister to buy us some corona and watermelon liqueur when you come to town.

[bill herian]

When 18 rolls around, I'll be at the a WFF hunt. That's if you guys are still doing that.

Sorry bud, just checked the bylaws.

ARTICLE VII SECTION 3

On hosting forum hunts.

...It is therefore prudent, that the members hold conclave each duck season, their feats and failures chronicled, and disseminated to the membership as a whole. Those who achieve in areas of drunkenness, general debauchery, and wader pissing, shall be raised to a station becoming of their exploits, and cloaked in the immortality of internet forum inside jokes. Henceforth, until such a time as Rex Chapman turns 18, summons shall be sent prior to each duck season detailing the particulars of convocation...

Bummer man. Such a strange rule.

[BrewGUN]

Different people have different tastes, but a I ask for you hefe drinkers, please roll your bottle first before drinking or pouring.
Also, beer is meant to be dramk out of glassware. To truly get all that the beer has to offer, pour into a clean glass. You can't pick up aromas in a bottle. Assuming your drinking for taste not quantity since this is a gmay beer thread.

Roll my bottle? Explain please.

Hefe's ate meant to be drank cloudy. Hefe is German for yeast, hefewizen is a style of wheat beer. Rolling the bottle stirs up any settled yeast. A good beer bar that serves a draft hefe will store the keg upside down until tapping! If you have a bottle, gently roll in on a flat surface or between your handles a few times and pour into a glass. Preferably a hefewizen glass, if you don't have one, try it sometime ins wine glass or other tulip shaped glass, it does make it taste better since your smelling it as you drinking it.

[BrewGUN]

Different people have different tastes, but a I ask for you hefe drinkers, please roll your bottle first before drinking or pouring.
Also, beer is meant to be dramk out of glassware. To truly get all that the beer has to offer, pour into a clean glass. You can't pick up aromas in a bottle. Assuming your drinking for taste not quantity since this is a gmay beer thread.

I know I asked before but I can't remember what the name if your brewery is.
I've been drinking a beer from Michigan called two hearted ale lately. Love that shit. Had to give the guy at the liquor store a few free rounds of golf to butter him up to get him to order me some more.

I work for shorts brewing co, a Michigan only brewery. just our company policy to stay only in mi, sort if like how new Gladys is Wisconsin only.
Two hearted is from bells brewing, I like the two hearted IPA, next to Oberon, probably their biggest seller.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Different people have different tastes, but a I ask for you hefe drinkers, please roll your bottle first before drinking or pouring.
Also, beer is meant to be dramk out of glassware. To truly get all that the beer has to offer, pour into a clean glass. You can't pick up aromas in a bottle. Assuming your drinking for taste not quantity since this is a gmay beer thread.

I know I asked before but I can't remember what the name if your brewery is.
I've been drinking a beer from Michigan called two hearted ale lately. Love that shit. Had to give the guy at the liquor store a few free rounds of golf to butter him up to get him to order me some more.

I work for shorts brewing co, a Michigan only brewery. just our company policy to stay only in mi, sort if like how new Gladys is Wisconsin only.
Two hearted is from bells brewing, I like the two hearted IPA, next to Oberon, probably their biggest seller.

So what you're saying is I'm not worthy of your beer bc I'm from Georgia.

[BrewGUN]

:popcorn:

Dont eat popcorn; tell us about the beer you make. Do they sell it in Kansas?

Sorry TK, Short's is only sold in MI, you'll have to come visit Jehler to get some!

[BrewGUN]

Different people have different tastes, but a I ask for you hefe drinkers, please roll your bottle first before drinking or pouring.
Also, beer is meant to be dramk out of glassware. To truly get all that the beer has to offer, pour into a clean glass. You can't pick up aromas in a bottle. Assuming your drinking for taste not quantity since this is a gmay beer thread.

I know I asked before but I can't remember what the name if your brewery is.
I've been drinking a beer from Michigan called two hearted ale lately. Love that shit. Had to give the guy at the liquor store a few free rounds of golf to butter him up to get him to order me some more.

I work for shorts brewing co, a Michigan only brewery. just our company policy to stay only in mi, sort if like how new Gladys is Wisconsin only.
Two hearted is from bells brewing, I like the two hearted IPA, next to Oberon, probably their biggest seller.

So what you're saying is I'm not worthy of your beer bc I'm from Georgia.

Nope not at all, you'll just have to come up for the superior hunt

[bill herian]

I've purchased New Glarus in Iowa and Illinois. And Michigan I think.

Kurt, did you here about those scheming bastards in Colorado trying to patent the name "Nitro".

I think there a Michigan brewery trying to patent "Lupulin" as well, for naming.

[sws002]

Different people have different tastes, but a I ask for you hefe drinkers, please roll your bottle first before drinking or pouring.
Also, beer is meant to be dramk out of glassware. To truly get all that the beer has to offer, pour into a clean glass. You can't pick up aromas in a bottle. Assuming your drinking for taste not quantity since this is a gmay beer thread.

I know I asked before but I can't remember what the name if your brewery is.
I've been drinking a beer from Michigan called two hearted ale lately. Love that shit. Had to give the guy at the liquor store a few free rounds of golf to butter him up to get him to order me some more.

I work for shorts brewing co, a Michigan only brewery. just our company policy to stay only in mi, sort if like how new Gladys is Wisconsin only.
Two hearted is from bells brewing, I like the two hearted IPA, next to Oberon, probably their biggest seller.

God damnit Brew, thanks for reminding me I'm out of Oberon! Apparently Nebraska is a PITA to import beer into, so Bells said fuck them. I've heard rumors that it can be found across the river in Iowa, but I've not yet gone on a hunt for it.

[Feelin' Fowl]

I've purchased New Glarus in Iowa and Illinois. And Michigan I think.

Kurt, did you here about those scheming bastards in Colorado trying to patent the name "Nitro".

I think there a Michigan brewery trying to patent "Lupulin" as well, for naming.

Bootleggers! New Glarus says that they don't sell outside of their state. I wonder if someone is doing something fishy...