"Face Exfoliator"

[3legged_lab]

You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.

i was thinking a fine woman's bush

You duck dick. Thats what he said.

i've never had the luxury of going down on soft, curly blonde hair

We all know you prefer those brillo pad bushes Red.

hahaha

[aunt betty]

The "exfoliator".
Just dawned on me that I have the low-tech version.
Found that it works great for keeping your fingers soft and helps keep them from cracking during duck season.
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[vincentpa]

The emasculation has begun and they're not even married yet!

[Glimmerjim]

The "exfoliator".
Just dawned on me that I have the low-tech version.
Found that it works great for keeping your fingers soft and helps keep them from cracking during duck season.
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I use the bars you clean porcelain with. They take off everything down to the subdermal level. I think you could scrub off a tattoo with one!

[ManlyMan]

I had no idea facial exfoliation was so popular.

[3legged_lab]

This thread needs one of these.

[waterfowlman]

This thread needs one of these.

You exfoliate with a chicken? Badass!!

[Glimmerjim]

This thread needs one of these.

You exfoliate with a chicken? Badass!!

I've seen it done in 3rd World countries. They put a bunch of fire ants on their face, lay down, and the chickens have a peckin'-party. Then the chickens make little blood spots and the real fun begins! Can get pretty gruesome!

[3legged_lab]

Pecker face

[Glimmerjim]

Pecker face

I love the origin of words!

[Goldfish]

[quote="Redbeard"][quote="waterfowlman"]You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.

i was thinking a fine woman's bush

You duck dick. Thats what he said.

i've never had the luxury of going down on soft, curly blonde hair

All of them shaved it bare?

I don't know why, but I refuse to if it isn't.[/quote]cause you're a metro?[/quote]
He doesn't want them to have more hair than he does

[vincentpa]

My wife and her gay Kuwaiti friend each bought one last year after they went to have their make-up done at Nordstrums. Those things are expensive, at least the one she bought.

[waterfowlman]

My wife and her gay Kuwaiti friend each bought one last year after they went to have their make-up done at Nordstrums. Those things are expensive, at least the one she bought.

Did it cost more than your Brazilian bikini wax?

[Glimmerjim]

My wife and her gay Kuwaiti friend each bought one last year after they went to have their make-up done at Nordstrums. Those things are expensive, at least the one she bought.

Did it cost more than your Brazilian bikini wax?

Did he get the bikini wax for his wife's "gay Kuwaiti friend" ?