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Re: My Bonus

Postby assateague » Fri May 16, 2014 8:52 pm

It has 2 cup holders, but I just realized I won't be able to drink or have a smoke without stopping. Or else I'll just have to sit there whipping shitties every time I take a puff and a sip of coffee.
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri May 16, 2014 8:53 pm

assateague wrote:It has 2 cup holders, but I just realized I won't be able to drink or have a smoke without stopping. Or else I'll just have to sit there whipping shitties every time I take a puff and a sip of coffee.

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Re: My Bonus

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri May 16, 2014 9:03 pm

assateague wrote:It has 2 cup holders, but I just realized I won't be able to drink or have a smoke without stopping. Or else I'll just have to sit there whipping shitties every time I take a puff and a sip of coffee.

You dont have to take the smoke out of your mouth.
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Re: My Bonus

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Fri May 16, 2014 9:12 pm

assateague wrote:It has 2 cup holders, but I just realized I won't be able to drink or have a smoke without stopping. Or else I'll just have to sit there whipping shitties every time I take a puff and a sip of coffee.

Just throw a knee up there to hold one stick forward and drive it one handed.
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Fri May 16, 2014 9:34 pm

Watching illegals drive them makes you a professional? :grin:
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Re: My Bonus

Postby QH's Paw » Fri May 16, 2014 11:07 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
assateague wrote:It has 2 cup holders, but I just realized I won't be able to drink or have a smoke without stopping. Or else I'll just have to sit there whipping shitties every time I take a puff and a sip of coffee.

Just throw a knee up there to hold one stick forward and drive it one handed.
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I'll bet you can tell him which coolers fit the cup holders best too. :thumbsup:
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Goldfish » Sat May 17, 2014 3:32 am

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Re: My Bonus

Postby assateague » Sat May 17, 2014 6:34 am

:lol:
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Re: My Bonus

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Sat May 17, 2014 7:08 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:Watching illegals drive them makes you a professional? :grin:

Started at the bottom bout 9 years ago along side the illegals.
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sat May 17, 2014 9:31 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Watching illegals drive them makes you a professional? :grin:

Started at the bottom bout 9 years ago along side the illegals.


The button is the best place to start. :thumbsup:
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Re: My Bonus

Postby assateague » Sat May 17, 2014 12:55 pm

Well, there's certainly a learning curve to running one of these things :lol:
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Re: My Bonus

Postby one2many » Sat May 17, 2014 12:57 pm

assateague wrote:Well, there's certainly a learning curve to running one of these things :lol:

yes there is. i seen some new models have a steering wheel.i think thats the way i would go when its time to get myself a new one
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Re: My Bonus

Postby assateague » Sat May 17, 2014 1:03 pm

I feel like I'm a little seasick. Can't wait until the wife tries it. I'm gonna have the video ready.
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Re: My Bonus

Postby one2many » Sat May 17, 2014 1:07 pm

i have a built in cruse control. some people would call it a big belly,but i find uses for it
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Flightstopper » Sat May 17, 2014 1:29 pm

one2many wrote:i have a built in cruse control. some people would call it a big belly,but i find uses for it


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Re: My Bonus

Postby capt1972 » Sat May 17, 2014 2:26 pm

assateague wrote:It has 2 cup holders, but I just realized I won't be able to drink or have a smoke without stopping. Or else I'll just have to sit there whipping shitties every time I take a puff and a sip of coffee.

just hold both levers forward with one hand.
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Rick » Sat May 17, 2014 5:40 pm

capt1972 wrote:
assateague wrote:It has 2 cup holders, but I just realized I won't be able to drink or have a smoke without stopping. Or else I'll just have to sit there whipping shitties every time I take a puff and a sip of coffee.

just hold both levers forward with one hand.


Would like to think he'd of figured it out in three or four mowings.
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Re: My Bonus

Postby waterfowlman » Sat May 17, 2014 6:05 pm

Nice score Jim. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: My Bonus

Postby jehler » Sat May 17, 2014 6:58 pm

assateague wrote:It has 2 cup holders, but I just realized I won't be able to drink or have a smoke without stopping. Or else I'll just have to sit there whipping shitties every time I take a puff and a sip of coffee.
one hand and an elbow ;)
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Pintail » Sat May 17, 2014 7:10 pm

Uh oh. Now he will be expecting you to work.
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Goldfish » Sat May 17, 2014 7:15 pm

I have to ask, is "the boss" your employer boss, or the wife that got you this?
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Re: My Bonus

Postby assateague » Sat May 17, 2014 9:29 pm

I'd punch my wife in the tits if she spent $3,500 on a lawn mower.
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Goldfish » Sat May 17, 2014 10:03 pm

Well then, lol
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sat May 17, 2014 10:23 pm

assateague wrote:I'd punch my wife in the tits if she spent $3,500 on a lawn mower.


Then commence your lawn mowing conquest.
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Re: My Bonus

Postby assateague » Sat May 17, 2014 10:27 pm

She would then knock me the fuck out, but I'd get in one good shot.
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Glimmerjim » Sat May 17, 2014 10:34 pm

assateague wrote:I'd punch my wife in the tits if she spent $3,500 on a lawn mower.

:lol: :lol:
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Goldfish » Sat May 17, 2014 10:58 pm

Nobody else sees the racism in buying the Mexican the lawn mower?
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Re: My Bonus

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat May 17, 2014 10:59 pm

Goldfish wrote:Nobody else sees the racism in buying the Mexican the lawn mower?

Only you I guess.
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sat May 17, 2014 11:00 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Goldfish wrote:Nobody else sees the racism in buying the Mexican the lawn mower?

Only you I guess.


He's got papers...
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Re: My Bonus

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat May 17, 2014 11:00 pm

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