Shandy Beer

by **FlintRiverFowler** » Wed May 28, 2014 9:58 am

I've bought a few shandy beers that were ok. What I like doin is summer time lemonade. It's 6 beers over ice, then one of those frozen lemonade from concentrate things. Then you fill up that can with either vodka or if you really wana get fucked up... Some everclear or golden grain and dump it in and mix it all up in a pitcher and pour everybody a glass.

by **DeadEye_Dan** » Wed May 28, 2014 10:01 am

that sounds absolutely disgusting.

by **aunt betty** » Wed May 28, 2014 10:07 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:that sounds absolutely disgusting.

Moon juice. Pour it into some women and wait for it....

Wait....

Full MOON. !

by **assateague** » Wed May 28, 2014 10:22 am

3legged_lab wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:I had a lemon shandy tonight and it was great.

Did it come with a training bra and tampon, because apparently you are a woman now and will soon be menstruating.

It'd be alright to menstruate occasionally, so I could act like a raging dickhead, and claim that PMS was the cause, and so everybody just better shut the fuck up.

by **aunt betty** » Wed May 28, 2014 10:25 am

assateague wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:I had a lemon shandy tonight and it was great.

Did it come with a training bra and tampon, because apparently you are a woman now and will soon be menstruating.

It'd be alright to menstruate occasionally, so I could act like a raging dickhead, and claim that PMS was the cause, and so everybody just better shut the fuck up.

We'd start calling you a gypsy voodoo queen.

by **FlintRiverFowler** » Wed May 28, 2014 10:31 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:that sounds absolutely disgusting.

I don't remember what it tastes like bc I use grain alcohol when I make it.

by **aunt betty** » Wed May 28, 2014 10:33 am

I can just imagine me at the club trying to convince the guys to mix beer with lemonaide.
I'd have to....wash my hands.

Pretty sure they'd point to the road and say, "head north".

by **assateague** » Wed May 28, 2014 11:44 am

aunt betty wrote:
assateague wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:I had a lemon shandy tonight and it was great.

Did it come with a training bra and tampon, because apparently you are a woman now and will soon be menstruating.

It'd be alright to menstruate occasionally, so I could act like a raging dickhead, and claim that PMS was the cause, and so everybody just better shut the fuck up.

We'd start calling you a gypsy voodoo queen.

And I would flip the fuck out, apparently.

by **aunt betty** » Wed May 28, 2014 12:01 pm

This...post is a glitch. I quoted AT and some guy named whiskeyduck popped up?

12:01 pm central time

WhiskeyDuck wrote:Hello, I am WhiskeyDuck and I am a waterfowler from southwest michigan

by **aunt betty** » Wed May 28, 2014 12:02 pm

Greetings WhiskeyDuck.
Welcome to waterfowlforum.net

by **Nanook** » Wed May 28, 2014 12:53 pm

Seriously, why do they feel the need to create all these girly drinks. Beer is great leave it alone, I love my Guinness, Harp and I love my Jameson whisky stop messing with shit!

by **aunt betty** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:00 pm

Nanook wrote:Seriously, why do they feel the need to create all these girly drinks. Beer is great leave it alone, I love my Guinness, Harp and I love my Jameson whisky stop messing with shit!

Because American women make a lot of the buying decisions. Our beer is designed for women.

by **Nanook** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:02 pm

My wife won't drink my beer, we have an agreement, the door is my beer and the shelf is hers! Take my last beer and its go time....

by **aunt betty** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:03 pm

Mine learned to drink man beer. Her favorite is fat tire. I have to share.

by **3legged_lab** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:05 pm

Nanook wrote:Seriously, why do they feel the need to create all these girly drinks. Beer is great leave it alone, I love my Guinness, Harp and I love my Jameson whisky stop messing with shit!

Ok Hitler, we'll all drink that because that's what you like. Should we all shoot 870s over flambeau decoys too?

by **Eric Haynes** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:08 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Nanook wrote:Seriously, why do they feel the need to create all these girly drinks. Beer is great leave it alone, I love my Guinness, Harp and I love my Jameson whisky stop messing with shit!

Ok Hitler, we'll all drink that because that's what you like. Should we all shoot 870s over flambeau decoys too?

Heil Harp

by **Woody** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:10 pm

assateague wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:I had a lemon shandy tonight and it was great.

Did it come with a training bra and tampon, because apparently you are a woman now and will soon be menstruating.

It'd be alright to menstruate occasionally, so I could act like a raging dickhead, and claim that PMS was the cause, and so everybody just better shut the fuck up.

I believe that it has been proven that men do have a cycle similar to menstruation, so you can already make that argument in a way.

by **Nanook** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:10 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Nanook wrote:Seriously, why do they feel the need to create all these girly drinks. Beer is great leave it alone, I love my Guinness, Harp and I love my Jameson whisky stop messing with ****!

Ok Hitler, we'll all drink that because that's what you like. Should we all shoot 870s over flambeau decoys too?

Heil Harp

Hell yes! My drinks are the best! If you like an 870 sure but I would suggest hot buys then....

by **aunt betty** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:14 pm

There's a "hey, that's new, I think I will try it" mentality out there .
Beer must really suck or why would there be 1000 flavors and varieties?
Wine-coolers was another product aimed at young ladies.

Hard Cider and now shandy. Its all about pouring the right juice down her throat and maybe she'll want a hot dog.

by **Olly** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:15 pm

Men that brag about being "real" men for X reason crack me up.

by **Nanook** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:19 pm

Since when does liking beer equate to people bragging about being real men?

by **Eric Haynes** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:21 pm

Olly wrote:Men that brag about being "real" men for X reason crack me up.

That's why I will drink just about anything.

by **Woody** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:22 pm

Olly wrote:Men that brag about being "real" men for X reason crack me up.

Real men don't question another real man's reasoning.

by **assateague** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:22 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Nanook wrote:Seriously, why do they feel the need to create all these girly drinks. Beer is great leave it alone, I love my Guinness, Harp and I love my Jameson whisky stop messing with shit!

Ok Hitler, we'll all drink that because that's what you like. Should we all shoot 870s over flambeau decoys too?

Well....

by **Nanook** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:24 pm

HA! Great logic genius.... Don't question anything that's bad.....

by **Woody** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:36 pm

Nanook wrote:HA! Great logic genius.... Don't question anything that's bad.....

Your'e gay.

by **Nanook** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:37 pm

That's awesome..... :beer:

by **Woody** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:42 pm

Nanook wrote:That's awesome.....

No it's not.

by **Nanook** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:45 pm

That's the best you can come up with little pup? A twenty year old telling a grown man what a man is..... Lot's of growing up to do there mate. Best of luck to ya.

by **Olly** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:48 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
Olly wrote:Men that brag about being "real" men for X reason crack me up.

That's why I will drink just about anything.

I drink what I enjoy. Sometimes I want a strong stand up without a glass stout and sometimes I want a peach Margarita with a pretty pink umbrella in it. Life's too short so fuggit and do what makes you happy.

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