TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

[assateague]

I guess it may be nice to have company while adrift for the following 260 days after the motor falls off. I was going to work in a joke about cannibalism here, but couldn't figure out how to do it without making it seem almost 143% ghey.

[jehler]

Your only gay if your eating?

[rebelp74]

I bet, the smaller water like that seems like it'd make much more of wash. I've been in some crazy stuff on some of the different ships I've been on. Broke my collar bone in typhoon on the tanker I'm currently on 2 years ago. That typhoon made for some different stuff. We ended having 13 guys break something during that storm. I will say that out of all the waters I've been on the north atlantic in a storm is the worst.

I would think the gulf could be similar to a Great Lakes in regards to weather?

I have never experienced swells over 15', I imagine swells bigger than that with a chop on top would be quite exiting

I've been in 15 footers in the gulf in my boat and it didn't have much chop just big swells. It wasn't much of a wash at all. Been in some 20+ footers in the north atlantic that had some serious wash too it. If it wasn't for the shear size of the ship we'd went down for sure.

[jehler]

Been in some 20+ footers in the north atlantic that had some serious wash too it. If it wasn't for the shear size of the ship we'd went down for sure.

good thing youth weren't in Lake Ontario

[rebelp74]

HA!

[assateague]

TK's gonna come in here raging when he sees what happened to his haiku thread. Waves and gay cannibals and shit.

[rebelp74]

He should express his anger with a haiku about it

[jehler]

TK's gonna come in here raging when he sees what happened to his haiku thread. Waves and gay cannibals and shit.

you're right, we should get back to oysters on the smoker, you try that?

[Flightstopper]

I've been running boats since before I could ride a bike, with a 12-14' tiller you can run the waves like a surfer and go through some incredible seas, just not much room for error. I have been more comfortable in a small boat running big waves than in some 30+ footers where you are much more at the mercy of the elements. The barge has seen some rough seas, it hurts your kidneys in that bitch

Surfing waves in a boat sounds like a blast, providing the water isn't too cold. If I had waves like that on the small waters here, I'd do just for fun. I'd still be more comfortable in big waves like that in the big boat though.

Used to ride the wake of wakeboard boats with my 14 and a 6 horse. Would pick up 3-4 mph before it ran out. Was hauling ass for that motor.

[Willie]

The seas are 8 feet
Reality they are 3
Great Lakes are epic

ive been on Lake Michigan in honest 8'ers in a 12' boat. Made it about a mile before sinking

Were you high?

on adrenaline, little brother bet me I couldn't make it from Yuba to ptobego,(ramp to a duck spot, about a mile and a half) was blowing a sustained 40, I almost sank it getting it off the trailer, he won. I would have made it, I was surfing the waves so to speak and choosing my time to cross the crests but was taking on water from the spray of the white wash I was dodging, I pulled the plug to let the water run out and when crossing a wave lost my balance and dropped he plug overboard. This little incident broke my concentration enough to screw up just enough to put the bow into a wave a little too steep and we were done, from a fairly dry boat to the gas tank floating away boat under water in about two seconds lol

Holy crap!

[Willie]

I bet, the smaller water like that seems like it'd make much more of wash. I've been in some crazy stuff on some of the different ships I've been on. Broke my collar bone in typhoon on the tanker I'm currently on 2 years ago. That typhoon made for some different stuff. We ended having 13 guys break something during that storm. I will say that out of all the waters I've been on the north atlantic in a storm is the worst.

I would think the gulf could be similar to a Great Lakes in regards to weather?

I have never experienced swells over 15', I imagine swells bigger than that with a chop on top would be quite exiting

I've been in 15 footers in the gulf in my boat and it didn't have much chop just big swells. It wasn't much of a wash at all. Been in some 20+ footers in the north atlantic that had some serious wash too it. If it wasn't for the shear size of the ship we'd went down for sure.

It's like that shortly before a hurricane comes, and after it's passed on. Before the storm gets here, the marlin fishing is typically off the hook. Then it falls off to nothing until the bait congregates back together.

[bill herian]

no reason I found
to unslingeth my a.k.
today was good day

[assateague]

Shakespearean words
Not fair in Japanese verse
(But Ice Cube does rock)

[bill herian]

Day ain't over yet, asshole.

[Tomkat]

I will say right here I am no fan of big waves. I get seasick in normal seas.


Why your no daisy at all....

[Tomkat]

jehler

lover of maple syrup
a midget fucker thru and thru
he knows his boats

never one to waver
or steer clear from a scrap
loves to push buttons

his mother loved him
and all the midgets of the north
Jr will beat his ass

[Tomkat]

He lives in Illinois
dreams of a club in Arkansas
crashed the boat, its dead

Used to sleep in the boat
but the fog came in, crept in.
now the boat is untitled

many memories of ducks
no one wants to listen?
all gone, its all gone

[Tomkat]

Jarbo's New Phone

Samsung Samsung YES!
Jarbo really loves his Samsung
How long will this one last?

[jarbo03]

A guided KS duck hunt to whomever is closest to the date of my phones termination.

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[Woody]

TomKAT,

He loves this thread
More views than Just Farted thread
Creative writing skills abound

Kansas bridges, 50/50
I paid little attention to the syllables
Just for assa

[assateague]

[Tomkat]

A guided KS duck hunt to whomever is closest to the date of my phones termination.

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Jarbo loves Samsung
Phone is life blood of his world
Phone dies 12-26-2013

[aunt betty]

Ive been harshing thee
I do not discriminate
I harsh evryone

Dont take it personal. Am an equal opportunity harsher.

[Tomkat]

Busy on the Trail

Summer days are long
Tomkat not feeling well
Take a break, its needed.

[assateague]

Love is always here
Water flows- cup is empty?
Cup needs to be moved.

[jarbo03]

Love is always here
Water flows- cup is empty?
Cup needs to be moved.

Give that cup to 2 girls.

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[waterfowlman]

I will say right here I am no fan of big waves. I get seasick in normal seas.


Why your no daisy at all....

Actually it's not the height of the waves, it's the distance between them. 20' seas every 12 seconds is much more comfortable than 4' - 6' waves every 4 seconds causing a "confused" sea.....that will kick your ass.

[rebelp74]

Love is always here
Water flows- cup is empty?
Cup needs to be moved.

Yup, no doubt you're 50/50 a fag!

[DeadEye_Dan]

I will say right here I am no fan of big waves. I get seasick in normal seas.


Why your no daisy at all....

Actually it's not the height of the waves, it's the distance between them. 20' seas every 12 seconds is much more comfortable than 4' - 6' waves every 4 seconds causing a "confused" sea.....that will kick your ass.

WFM knows what's up.

[Olly]

Everyone's so fat
So many pot heads today
No Coast Guard for you