The official 2013-14 season mustache thread

[3legged_lab]

Ha!

[rebelp74]

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[Bootlipkiller]

[assateague]

HALLELUJAH! Thanks for the heads up, tripod. Now my wife can bitch about the way it smells, too. I give it 10 minutes before the "you smell like an old man" wisecracks start. I wish I knew where to get a top hat, cheap.

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[Redbeard]

Holy shit

[(MT)Montanafowler]

HALLELUJAH! Thanks for the heads up, tripod. Now my wife can bitch about the way it smells, too. I give it 10 minutes before the "you smell like an old man" wisecracks start. I wish I knew where to get a top hat, cheap.

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when she bitches, go buy a can of axe and bomb yourself with it. i predict the bitching about the old man smell stops real fast.

[3legged_lab]

Holy shit

Jealous "the force" makes you trim at the corner of your mouth now aren't ya?

[3legged_lab]

HALLELUJAH! Thanks for the heads up, tripod. Now my wife can bitch about the way it smells, too. I give it 10 minutes before the "you smell like an old man" wisecracks start. I wish I knew where to get a top hat, cheap.

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If it makes you feel any better you paid a buck less in the people's republic.

Well, maybe not that much less, I forgot about sales tax - we don't have any.

[Redbeard]

Holy shit

Jealous "the force" makes you trim at the corner of your mouth now aren't ya?

they've never told me to trim it once. Mines too long and outta policy. But not enough for them to say anything to me bout it

[3legged_lab]

I bet Jim's got sticky fingers by now.

[BrewGUN]

I've got some of that too, my boss gave it to me got Christmas last year right after I trimmed off the rolly fingers

[assateague]

Love the smell of that stuff.

[3legged_lab]

Love the smell of that stuff.

Did you roll the corners tight like a cartoon villain or go the natural route?

[BrewGUN]

This seasons progress so far.

Next year I'm hoping to try for a full year, we'll see.

[assateague]

Love the smell of that stuff.

Did you roll the corners tight like a cartoon villain or go the natural route?

I didn't yet. Gonna wait for after the shower in the morning and then come out of the bathroom looking like a straight-up jackass.

[3legged_lab]

But that's the great thing about it. Most people can't/won't grow a fat beard so they won't talk shit about how you wear it.

[jarbo03]

I wanna see this.

[3legged_lab]

Just be warned - a little bit goes a looong way. And that shit don't wash out very easy.

[assateague]

Yeah, I used it with the first Earpstache when I was back in AZ. Layniebug was with me, and got ahold of it once. She slathered the entire tube all over her face. It was a fucking disaster getting that crap off.

[Redbeard]

I can't wait to see this shit

[Redbeard]

"Mom the guy's here to fix the heater...and he's got a funny mustache"

[jehler]

Just be warned - a little bit goes a looong way. And that shit don't wash out very easy.

holy hell you ain't kidding

[3legged_lab]

"Mom the guy's here to fix the heater...and he's got a funny mustache"

Always gets em drippin 30 weight

[assateague]

Apparently, I need to trim it up a little.

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[BrewGUN]

Nonsense Poopypants!

[assateague]

That was according to my wife.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

well, you do look like a convict when you wear an orange shirt in every picture you post on here.

[assateague]

That shirt's brown, MT.

[Redbeard]

Looks like you escaped from a work release crew

[AKPirate]

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