Running Radar?

[aunt betty]

Is static, static?

boom!

[Woody]

Static means not in motion.
Look it up.

no it means not in motion with respect to a certain object.

I'm sitting still at my desk, am I moving?

Yes. You are in constant motion until you die.

Depending on your definition of "you" a person is in constant motion until well after death.

Relative to the surface of the earth...blah blah.
I gotcha. Nothing is static.

I guess you could say nothing is Absolute Static (like Absolute zero), but some objects are static with respect to some other objects.