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[OGblackcloud]

[Ricky Spanish]

Random call:
"Hello this is blah blah and according to our records on your income you "may" qualify for federal student loan forgiveness program.
I'm like uhhhhhh....lady I paid my student loan go away.

[Ricky Spanish]

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[Ricky Spanish]

Found holes in my tent. (Not bullet holes)
Nothing too bad. I guess there's this fancy tent tape waiting on me at Dick's.

[Ricky Spanish]

Some may recall that my front yard hive swarmed, landed on a fence post, and escalated an ongoing feud with the dingdongs next door.
The swarm made four boxes of honey so far..
The mother-hive made a new queen and two boxes.
That's why I try catching them dang bugs.
6 boxes of gold is not too shabby.

[Ricky Spanish]

The guy bought a half gallon of honey then accused me of lying to him about it.
He called back saying he wanted unfiltered raw honey.
I clobbered him.

"Sir ...all I sell is unfiltered raw honey you just got a half gallon of the best".
"Make another unfounded accusation and we are done".
Which are weirder? Honey buyers or beekeepers?
It's a toss up

[Ricky Spanish]

It's probably safe to admit how relieved that I was when you all supported me by ignoring my antagonists.
I did not know how to act or what to think.
The wave of relief i experienced when I realized it was good.
Thank you all for the tolerance and understanding.
It was a real pickle I got myself into AGAIN.

[Deltaman]

AB, some people don't have a life of their own, and antagonism is ""all they got" in their miserable little world. Ignoring them is the best medicine, and you just keep being you

[5 stand]

I couldn't agree more Deltaman....

[Anotherone]

Well said!

[Ricky Spanish]

That episode shook me up.
Reminded me of me.
Way back in 2010 I found dhc and ...yeah I was the squirrely one.
In a way I deserved it.
I hope we all can get along.
The duck season is edging up on us.
How long until the first " just moved to ______ and where do you hunt there?" thread?
We used to salivate in anticipation of clobbering the escounters. sigh


New kink: Millet must've stepped on a bee. Carries his left rear paw until I pick a dummy up and "what limp?".
He caught 4 quail chicks already this morning.
It's amazing that he don't eat them.
Chris A says they're "dog candy".

Want to say it's a great idea for a bird dog trainer to have birds. When I was a boy our neighbors had birds and bird dogs. This pup was super easy to intro on birds.
I'm a city kid and can't just shoot doves in my driveway or I would.

[Ricky Spanish]

Hey OGblackcloud.
This is unusual but I'm using the incubator to keep honey from crystallizing.
The 4 skep bottles are your reserve.
Aint that cool?
100 degree storage.

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[OGblackcloud]

Love it and Thanks for putting them away for me

[Ricky Spanish]

I will have a ton of it pretty fast.
At $70k/ton I'll have that duck club in no time.

https://youtu.be/B8OJde0-l8o
Hahaha...the quail droppings empire

[plainsman]

That episode shook me up.
Reminded me of me.
Way back in 2010 I found dhc and ...yeah I was the squirrely one.
In a way I deserved it..

I remember those days well...good times!!!

[Ricky Spanish]

My dog is pretty defensive.
Around here a certain culture loves to sort of half-ass saunter across the street.
I pull up and slow down.
Millet: " WOOF".
They find a whole other set of gears.

[Ricky Spanish]

Killer Hogs again?
Hell yeah.

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Logan spends the night tonight.
He will eat good.

[plainsman]

https://www.bhg.com/recipes/how-to/cook ... ake-grits/

[Deltaman]

I was introduced to Killer Hogs by the Pork Belly Burnt End recipe I found a few months ago, and have cooked several times. This stuff is addicting, and your Pellet Grill should work nicely. I found pork belly in Costco if you can't find. Go get you some pork belly and get down on it, you won't be sorry:

https://howtobbqright.com/2017/04/17/po ... urnt-ends/

[Ricky Spanish]

Went outside to check the spare ribs and holy guacamole the street is lined with police cars.
Some guy tried escaping and hiding in the neighbors driveway behind a bush.
They got him.

[plainsman]

Internet shit:
When I first joined DHC I was extremely disappointed in what it was.
Jimmy and plainsman are "Me" ....lol
I used to do the exact same shit.
Grow up you two.
https://youtu.be/zJV_STpyiTE

Not you and never will be....some of us have focus.... you don't like facts....that's rough. I'm not treating the site as a personal diary as you do. I'd suggest taking your own advice before you drive more people away!!!!

[Anotherone]

Y’all smell something?

[plainsman]

[quote="Anotherone"]Y’all smell something?[/quote
I smell a twin ab

[Anotherone]

It’s like strawberry fields or at least the 4 chaps from Liverpool said it was.

[plainsman]

It’s like strawberry fields or at least the 4 chaps from Liverpool said it was.

never did like them

[Anotherone]

Strawberries or The Beatles?

[plainsman]

Strawberries or The Beatles?

beatles...bye

[Anotherone]

Until next time.

[5 stand]

Until next time.

[Ricky Spanish]

Yesterday...
All my troubles seemed so far away so we got aboard a yellow submarine and went helter skelter