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[Anotherone]

Yesterday...
All my troubles seemed so far away so we got aboard a yellow submarine and went helter skelter

But you’re the walrus and I’m the egg man.

[Ricky Spanish]

This was a year ago.
He's way behind schedule moaning about how all his helpers go back to school August 1rst and he's got to pull honey.
Ian's outfit is fourty times the size of mine.
https://youtu.be/BvEVJNTsCg8

[Ricky Spanish]

Pink Panther and blueberry pancakes...Saturday mornings at packaws.

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Logan is 11 now.

[Anotherone]

I’d let him swat every swimming duck in the decoys with that 11-48 this fall. Just y’all’s secret, well ours too.

[Ricky Spanish]

A few questions.
Try asking these at the quad at the university on pride day.
What state is Utah in?
How many dimes make a dollar?
Om what day does England celebrate July 4th?
Name the Kardashians.
If you were born ten years ago how old are you today?
There's a video and the funny answers will make u sad.

[Anotherone]

Lol! Yeah, the future looks bright. God help us.

[Ricky Spanish]

Lol! Yeah, the future looks bright. God help us.

Break out the tide pods

[Ricky Spanish]

I'm tied to her phone and Facebook?
Some sweet corn tycoon advertises.
They're picking it...stay tuned for the when and where to get it part.
Social media local sweet corn sales?
Okie dokie.

[Anotherone]

Saturday comic relief:

[Ricky Spanish]

It ain't no Terry redlin but I like it.

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[Ricky Spanish]

Dumb as hell but the way I check the pulse on a migration is to basically check the park ducks at the water treatment plant.
If the park ponds are full of greenheads is a good sign.
With gas so damn high I'll stick to what I been doing.
Go check the parks.

[Anotherone]

Only 30 days until goose shootin starts in Illinois? I hope Millet gets to swim with a big honker pushing a wake in front of him back to your boat, Mike. Good times ahead.

[Ricky Spanish]

Only 30 days until goose shootin starts in Illinois? I hope Millet gets to swim with a big honker pushing a wake in front of him back to your boat, Mike. Good times ahead.

It's going to happen.
The lake is good for one or maybe three good shoots that's it.
The way its regulated the main body is off limits.
I get to hunt the wings up in the shallows. Muddy as hell.
For years I unwittingly broke the rules and hunted possum cove for teal..never got caught despite conflicts with fishermen.

[Anotherone]

Down here in Louisiana, we can’t chase geese until the first Saturday in November. Doesn’t matter though, where I hunt there are none. I need to move closer to a golf course I guess.

[Ricky Spanish]

Down here in Louisiana, we can’t chase geese until the first Saturday in November. Doesn’t matter though, where I hunt there are none. I need to move closer to a golf course I guess.

They're right in my back yard sort of but I think they flew off yesterday. Big groups of like 50 at a time left headed north. It's fixing to get above 90 for a week.
So far we've had it easy.
It was 63 this morning when I took millet out

[Ricky Spanish]

I'm buying ten dozen ears of Illinois sweet corn.
We blanch it cut it off and freeze it in freezer bags.
It's sunshine in a bag in February.

[Anotherone]

I'm buying ten dozen ears of Illinois sweet corn.
We blanch it cut it off and freeze it in freezer bags.
It's sunshine in a bag in February.

Sounds like a shrimp and corn soup day in February.

[Ricky Spanish]

I'm buying ten dozen ears of Illinois sweet corn.
We blanch it cut it off and freeze it in freezer bags.
It's sunshine in a bag in February.

Sounds like a shrimp and corn soup day in February.

We do duck soup.

[plainsman]

I'm buying ten dozen ears of Illinois sweet corn.
We blanch it cut it off and freeze it in freezer bags.
It's sunshine in a bag in February.

Sounds like a shrimp and corn soup day in February.

We do duck soup.

https://www.thesprucepets.com/horse-man ... ts-1887394

[Ricky Spanish]

The elite of the world will have us all singing this song again if they have their way.
https://youtu.be/QKOL8XehVSg

[Ricky Spanish]

This morning at 12 am my room was like a night club.
Red and blue flashing lights.
Donnie Brown, my neighbor, got his ass kicked by his wife again.
He weighs about 240 and she abuses HIM?
Poor fella.

[Anotherone]

This morning at 12 am my room was like a night club.
Red and blue flashing lights.
Donnie Brown, my neighbor, got his ass kicked by his wife again.
He weighs about 240 and she abuses HIM?
Poor fella.

Too bad it ain’t on YouTube. Sounds like some quality entertainment.

[Ricky Spanish]

Watched a video about which celeb has the biggest footprint. (Carbon)
Taylor Swift?
Ole horse face herself?

Ahahaha she's so dumb that she thinks loaning her seccond private jet to friends don't count.

[SpinnerMan]

Watched a video about which celeb has the biggest footprint. (Carbon)
Taylor Swift?
Ole horse face herself?

Ahahaha she's so dumb that she thinks loaning her seccond private jet to friends don't count.

She should have told them to shake it off.



OK, so that's the only song I know and have actually used that joke before.

Not sure if I'm more embarrassed about the really bad joke or that I know that song is Taylor Swift

[Ricky Spanish]

I know nothing about Taylor Swift.
Neigh.

[Ricky Spanish]

It is August...

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Millet sleeps on the futon at night on his back.

[Ricky Spanish]

Truckers...
I know I have at least two truck driver followers.
There's a truck scam that is hot now and you probably know.

There is a freightliner truck being targeted.
They move one fuse.
Truck won't start.
You call for help and the mechanic steals your cpc and says that's the problem.
That part is unavailable and you can only get them on the black market and they want like $7000.
They're saying guard your cpc.
It's behind a plate in the dash. 4 screws.
Damn.

[Ricky Spanish]

Today in sports N.P. arrived to play quidditch in Taiwan.

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[plainsman]

:qh: Today in sports N.P. arrived to play quidditch in Taiwan.

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watch your 6 little fella...ya never know...might be an 8 by the time you realize it

[Ricky Spanish]

He is Still alive.
https://youtu.be/gPJVB_MjGjE