A great man walks amongst us....

[Redbeard]

The movie should be set in 1868. Some wore out, washed up gold miners, and some Confederate veterans head to the hills for one more chance at finding a big claim. One of their crew gets killed by a Squatch (my iPhone now accepts that as a word, by the way), and the rest vow revenge. They kill a Squatch and achieve fame and riches unheard of in the played-out gold fields. Sort of a Josey Wales meets Hell on Wheels meets Anaconda.

thats hilarious cause I had a similar idea. Mine's set after the war as well. A Joey wales type bushwhacker gets word that this gold mining father and uncle are mysteriously murdered while mining their claim in the pacific northwest. Aided by a local Indian tracker, and his expendable crew, they discover the murderer is a Bigfoot

[assateague]

That's kind of strange. Maybe we are brothers after all.

[Redbeard]

My other script is as follows: a young indiana jones type adventurer discovers his great grandfathers lost journal, describing a large hairy beast living in the pacific northwest. The adventurer follows clues from the journal and uncovers his great grandfathers death at the hands of Bigfoot. Vengeance ensues

[jarbo03]

Just as long as I can be called Kansas law dog at some point. I am picturing a scene similar to this when his bro makes a return to the city.

[Redbeard]

That's kind of strange. Maybe we are brothers after all.

Well I love that era. Josey wales being one of my favorite all time flicks. The pacific northwest at that time was about mining. Of course logging was taking place then as well. That's another storyline we can add. Either way, we have to include the local Indian folklore

[Redbeard]

Just as long as I can be called Kansas law dog at some point. I am picturing a scene similar to this when his bro makes a return to the city.

I'll see if Arsenio Hall is available to play you Jerry

[Tiler_J]

Don't forget the whores, can't have a good western without a down on her luck whore.

[AKPirate]

That's kind of strange. Maybe we are brothers after all.

Well I love that era. Josey wales being one of my favorite all time flicks. The pacific northwest at that time was about mining. Of course logging was taking place then as well. That's another storyline we can add. Either way, we have to include the local Indian folklore

Can you squeeze a mini gun with a full backpack of ammo in there?

[Redbeard]

That's kind of strange. Maybe we are brothers after all.

Well I love that era. Josey wales being one of my favorite all time flicks. The pacific northwest at that time was about mining. Of course logging was taking place then as well. That's another storyline we can add. Either way, we have to include the local Indian folklore

Can you squeeze a mini gun with a full backpack of ammo in there?

like Jesse Ventura in Predator?

I'm thinking our 3rd or 4th sequel will be Aliens vs Predator vs Bigfoot

[assateague]

Yep.

[Goldfish]

Plus I just really want an excuse to grow the Earpstache, ride a horse, and shoot stuff.

Sounds like reason enough. Where do we sign up?

[Redbeard]

Plus I just really want an excuse to grow the Earpstache, ride a horse, and shoot stuff.

Sounds like reason enough. Where do we sign up?

let's not get ahead of ourselves. Can you even act?

Ahh it doesn't matter, you'll be eaten with the first 20 minutes

[huntall6]

Can I be the "drunk on moonshine" guy that fixes your land rover when it breaks down on the way to the epic showdown?? Maybe have a crazy Squatch story for you guys as warning to help freak out the audience.....

[benelliquackstacker]

I want to be the horse stable attendant at the outpost, who after spitting a stream of baccer juice and staring intently says "You boys aint from around here are ya?" in an old leathery voice. Then procedes to tell you all that it'd be in your best interest to head on back to where ever you call home, strangers.

[Westie25]

You can be the guy that gets eaten by the Squatch in the beginning to set off our quest for vengeance.

So basically I'm the black guy?

[benelliquackstacker]

You can be the guy that gets eaten by the Squatch in the beginning to set off our quest for vengeance.

So basically I'm the black guy?

Every movie needs a token black guy.

[Westie25]

This could be me
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/5559366/im_a_dude_playin_a_dude_disguised_as_another_dude/

[Tomkat]

I just picked up a bear grylls ultimate survival knife and I can grab a bag or two of jacks link.

If there is gonna be Jack Links, I am not getting anywhere close to squatch!

I wouldn't worry too much when 45 cal slug thumps him square in the chest followed by one of TK's 12 ga slugs to the guts

My wife is pretty trained in this thing now. When we are watching a show where the bad guy (or vampire or alien) is "defeated" she always pipes up and says 'put the finisher in him!'. And when said creature rises from the dead to keep the story going, I say 'see, ya gotta make sure they are dead!'

I think I have rubbed off on her. After Bigfoot is laying there, I will walk up and give him an extra one in the high chest area. We want to be able to sell our story. With me, Assateague, and Red cutting him down, there may not be much left. We have to agree NOT to shoot him in the head, we dont want to ruin the pictures or the brain for scientific study.

A simple barrage of lead in the torso should do the job, me thinks.

[jarbo03]

There will be no reason to shoot him, as said before I will be showing up with my uncle Clifford. He will make squatch surrender than sit down and talk with him, I guarantee he knows the language!

[jehler]

What is my role in this thing? Pack mule?


Sasquatch hunting expert

[Olly]

I wanna be that comic relief that points out the obvious no matter how stupid. Then get eaten by the squatch.

[Goldfish]

Plus I just really want an excuse to grow the Earpstache, ride a horse, and shoot stuff.

Sounds like reason enough. Where do we sign up?

let's not get ahead of ourselves. Can you even act?

Ahh it doesn't matter, you'll be eaten with the first 20 minutes

Not gonna happen. I'm the skrawny white boy. That role always survives along with the hot chick that isn't the dumb cum dumpster chick which gets killed while she's off screwin the big jock guy (who usually survives to become a softy). Said skrawny white boy usually ends up having some heroic role that makes the girl fall forever in love with him.

Either that, or the little guy is trying to prove himself and gets killed going up against someone/thing that he doesn't stand a chance against. Hmmm...

[Redbeard]

I want to be the horse stable attendant at the outpost, who after spitting a stream of baccer juice and staring intently says "You boys aint from around here are ya?" in an old leathery voice. Then procedes to tell you all that it'd be in your best interest to head on back to where ever you call home, strangers.

I kinda like this character. Kinda cliche but i like it

[Redbeard]

What is my role in this thing? Pack mule?


Sasquatch hunting expert

John I see showing up half way through the flick. After we emerge from the rainforest bloody and unsuccessful, we call on you for your expertise. You're that mean sonuvabitch hunting guide who's killed everything on every continent. Kinda like Michael Douglas in The Ghost and the Darkness. Keep your head shaved. Adds to the allure

[Redbeard]

Plus I just really want an excuse to grow the Earpstache, ride a horse, and shoot stuff.

Sounds like reason enough. Where do we sign up?

let's not get ahead of ourselves. Can you even act?

Ahh it doesn't matter, you'll be eaten with the first 20 minutes

Not gonna happen. I'm the skrawny white boy. That role always survives along with the hot chick that isn't the dumb cum dumpster chick which gets killed while she's off screwin the big jock guy (who usually survives to become a softy). Said skrawny white boy usually ends up having some heroic role that makes the girl fall forever in love with him.

Either that, or the little guy is trying to prove himself and gets killed going up against someone/thing that he doesn't stand a chance against. Hmmm...

I just don't know how I fit Tom Green into this action adventure film

[jehler]

A lotta hokeyshit getting tossed around, this could be a real deal


Sasquatch hunting expert

[Redbeard]

I wanna be that comic relief that points out the obvious no matter how stupid. Then get eaten by the squatch.

will WFF Studios produce the film?

[jehler]

What is my role in this thing? Pack mule?


Sasquatch hunting expert

John I see showing up half way through the flick. After we emerge from the rainforest bloody and unsuccessful, we call on you for your expertise. You're that mean sonuvabitch hunting guide who's killed everything on every continent. Kinda like Michael Douglas in The Ghost and the Darkness. Keep your head shaved. Adds to the allure

hmmm, I'll have to watch that movie and get back at ya


Sasquatch hunting expert

[Redbeard]

What is my role in this thing? Pack mule?


Sasquatch hunting expert

John I see showing up half way through the flick. After we emerge from the rainforest bloody and unsuccessful, we call on you for your expertise. You're that mean sonuvabitch hunting guide who's killed everything on every continent. Kinda like Michael Douglas in The Ghost and the Darkness. Keep your head shaved. Adds to the allure

hmmm, I'll have to watch that movie and get back at ya


Sasquatch hunting expert

Charles Remington: Oh, you're right. The devil has come to Tsavo. I am the devil.

[Goldfish]

I just don't know how I fit Tom Green into this action adventure film

I should be thanking you. I was looking for a reason to shave that, and that certainly pushed me over the line.