You married guys

[Mornin Beef]

God dammit red we had these guys sweating and you come in all randy Rambo and fuck it up

these youngins don't know how to satisfy a woman. That's their problem

not my problem, my biddie be yelping. too loud i dont like it, prolongs the whole ordeal cuz it hurts my ears and distracts me. .

[huntall6]

God dammit red we had these guys sweating and you come in all randy Rambo and fuck it up

these youngins don't know how to satisfy a woman. That's their problem

I'll bet your brides know exactly what the top of your heads looks like.

i bet gaddy does too

[jehler]

God dammit red we had these guys sweating and you come in all randy Rambo and fuck it up

these youngins don't know how to satisfy a woman. That's their problem

not my problem, my biddie be yelping. too loud i dont like it, prolongs the whole ordeal cuz it hurts my ears and distracts me. .

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[Feelin' Fowl]

God dammit red we had these guys sweating and you come in all randy Rambo and fuck it up

these youngins don't know how to satisfy a woman. That's their problem

I'll bet your brides know exactly what the top of your heads looks like.

Not if you do it right

[ManlyMan]

Jehler you let her pour the hot wax on you?

[waterfowlman]

Jehler you let her pour the hot wax on you?

Hey Doc! When are you getting neutered,,,,I mean married.

[jehler]

Jehler you let her pour the hot wax on you?

doc I've been married almost 17 years, there isn't much we haven't tried out short of that German shit kinda stuff

[ManlyMan]

Jehler you let her pour the hot wax on you?

Hey Doc! When are you getting neutered,,,,I mean married.

I was gonna buy a gun with my tax money and my fiancé flipped her shit saying we have to buy a house or a vacuum cleaner. It's already begun. Then I was like look I spent all this money on a ring, if you were so worried about how much money I was saving for a house you should have downsized. Somehow this was an illogical argument

[Willie]

Jehler you let her pour the hot wax on you?

Hey Doc! When are you getting neutered,,,,I mean married.

I was gonna buy a gun with my tax money and my fiancé flipped her shit saying we have to buy a house or a vacuum cleaner. It's already begun. Then I was like look I spent all this money on a ring, if you were so worried about how much money I was saving for a house you should have downsized. Somehow this was an illogical argument

Be your own man and buy the gun.

[Rick]

Run.

[QH's Paw]

It is just the beginning Doc. If you let it go, it will only get worse with time when all of it is "her" money.

[jehler]

Jehler you let her pour the hot wax on you?

Hey Doc! When are you getting neutered,,,,I mean married.

I was gonna buy a gun with my tax money and my fiancé flipped her shit saying we have to buy a house or a vacuum cleaner. It's already begun. Then I was like look I spent all this money on a ring, if you were so worried about how much money I was saving for a house you should have downsized. Somehow this was an illogical argument

shes right doc, get your priorities straight

[capt1972]

Buy the gun. And by the way, logic never works on a woman.

[FlintRiverFowler]

It is just the beginning Doc. If you let it go, it will only get worse with time when all of it is "her" money.

This is true.
As long as all the bills are paid i spend what's left how I want. Of course she makes her own money too and doesn't have to cover any bills due to me paying them all so most of her earnings go to our savings but I don't raise hell when she wants to use hers to buy what she wants either.

[assateague]

Ok, Doc. Solution for you.

Buy ME a Glock 42. The you didn't break your word to her to not buy yourself a gun, AND you still get the happiness of purchasing a firearm. Problem solved. And I'll even throw in a nice wedding present for the two of you. Maybe matching coonskin caps or something. It's a win-win.

[Olly]

Ok, Doc. Solution for you.

Buy ME a Glock 42. The you didn't break your word to her to not buy yourself a gun, AND you still get the happiness of purchasing a firearm. Problem solved. And I'll even throw in a nice wedding present for the two of you. Maybe matching coonskin caps or something. It's a win-win.

The day Doc wears a coon skin hat....

[assateague]

So you're saying there's a chance he's gonna buy me that pistol? Right on!

[DeadEye_Dan]

50/50

[assateague]

Damn skippy. I like those odds. 50% chance Doc buys me a pistol!

[DeadEye_Dan]

I have a much better outlook on life now. 50/50 has truly changed me

[Redbeard]

Jehler you let her pour the hot wax on you?

Hey Doc! When are you getting neutered,,,,I mean married.

I was gonna buy a gun with my tax money and my fiancé flipped her shit saying we have to buy a house or a vacuum cleaner. It's already begun. Then I was like look I spent all this money on a ring, if you were so worried about how much money I was saving for a house you should have downsized. Somehow this was an illogical argument

you threw your price of the ring back in her face huh. And what was her response?

[waterfowlman]

I have a much better outlook on life now. 50/50 has truly changed me

50/50 you're gonna get shot in the head this afternoon.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Well fuck

[DeadEye_Dan]

Jehler you let her pour the hot wax on you?

Hey Doc! When are you getting neutered,,,,I mean married.

I was gonna buy a gun with my tax money and my fiancé flipped her shit saying we have to buy a house or a vacuum cleaner. It's already begun. Then I was like look I spent all this money on a ring, if you were so worried about how much money I was saving for a house you should have downsized. Somehow this was an illogical argument

you threw your price of the ring back in her face huh. And what was her response?

Always a solid plan

[Redbeard]

50/50 I win this pissing match myself and momma got into this morning?

[DeadEye_Dan]

Hell no

[Redbeard]

Jehler you let her pour the hot wax on you?

Hey Doc! When are you getting neutered,,,,I mean married.

I was gonna buy a gun with my tax money and my fiancé flipped her shit saying we have to buy a house or a vacuum cleaner. It's already begun. Then I was like look I spent all this money on a ring, if you were so worried about how much money I was saving for a house you should have downsized. Somehow this was an illogical argument

you threw your price of the ring back in her face huh. And what was her response?

Always a solid plan

I like it. Unfortunately I was a broke ass when we got married. The price of her rock is nothing to brag about. But bless her heart she loves it and says she'd never wanna upgrade it

[waterfowlman]

50/50 I win this pissing match myself and momma got into this morning?

50/50 you don't get laid for a while.

[Redbeard]

Hell no

you're right. That's why I'm running errands all over town for her

[Redbeard]

50/50 I win this pissing match myself and momma got into this morning?

50/50 you don't get laid for a while.

negative. Too much a nympho for that. She's willing to set aside our differences for a 15 min romp