Whoopin dad's ass

[Mornin Beef]

I want to beat up children too. I just found out I'm gunna be a dad less than a week ago. Pretty nervous.

[jehler]

I want to beat up children too. I just found out I'm gunna be a dad less than a week ago. Pretty nervous.

congrats beef, it's a game changer

[Mornin Beef]

I want to beat up children too. I just found out I'm gunna be a dad less than a week ago. Pretty nervous.

congrats beef, it's a game changer

Thanks. The game has done been changed. I heard it takes a whole town to raise a child so I am really confused mostly.

[jehler]

I want to beat up children too. I just found out I'm gunna be a dad less than a week ago. Pretty nervous.

congrats beef, it's a game changer

Thanks. The game has done been changed. I heard it takes a whole town to raise a child so I am really confused mostly.

not a town dummy, a village! You need to find yourself a cowboy, Indian and construction worker pronto, fucking newbs

[Ajverret]

My main goal as a father is to get my kids to not act like little shit heads in public like Walmart. Nothing bugs me more than screaming disrespectful little cum stains especially in public. If u can succeed at that ur doin something right everything else will kinda pan out. And do believe they will do as u do that is no bullshit

[Eric Haynes]

My main goal as a father is to get my kids to not act like little shit heads in public like Walmart. Nothing bugs me more than screaming disrespectful little cum stains especially in public. If u can succeed at that ur doin something right everything else will kinda pan out. And do believe they will do as u do that is no bullshit

My kid does not act out in public because he knows I have no problem with correcting it in front of everyone. So glad I have a boy.

[FlintRiverFowler]

My main goal as a father is to get my kids to not act like little shit heads in public like Walmart. Nothing bugs me more than screaming disrespectful little cum stains especially in public. If u can succeed at that ur doin something right everything else will kinda pan out. And do believe they will do as u do that is no bullshit

My kid does not act out in public because he knows I have no problem with correcting it in front of everyone. So glad I have a boy.

Yeah sending them to school in fucking July puts the fear of God in them.

[Eric Haynes]

My main goal as a father is to get my kids to not act like little shit heads in public like Walmart. Nothing bugs me more than screaming disrespectful little cum stains especially in public. If u can succeed at that ur doin something right everything else will kinda pan out. And do believe they will do as u do that is no bullshit

My kid does not act out in public because he knows I have no problem with correcting it in front of everyone. So glad I have a boy.

Yeah sending them to school in fucking July puts the fear of God in them.

Thought I explained before but maybe I didn't .

It was summer school to get him prepped because he wasn't in preschool very long. He loves it so it was a good choice.

[FlintRiverFowler]

My main goal as a father is to get my kids to not act like little shit heads in public like Walmart. Nothing bugs me more than screaming disrespectful little cum stains especially in public. If u can succeed at that ur doin something right everything else will kinda pan out. And do believe they will do as u do that is no bullshit

My kid does not act out in public because he knows I have no problem with correcting it in front of everyone. So glad I have a boy.

Yeah sending them to school in fucking July puts the fear of God in them.

Thought I explained before but maybe I didn't .

It was summer school to get him prepped because he wasn't in preschool very long. He loves it so it was a good choice.

Hey I'm just joking.
My kid is still inside my wife's belly so I don't know squat about raising one yet.

[Eric Haynes]

My main goal as a father is to get my kids to not act like little shit heads in public like Walmart. Nothing bugs me more than screaming disrespectful little cum stains especially in public. If u can succeed at that ur doin something right everything else will kinda pan out. And do believe they will do as u do that is no bullshit

My kid does not act out in public because he knows I have no problem with correcting it in front of everyone. So glad I have a boy.

Yeah sending them to school in fucking July puts the fear of God in them.

Thought I explained before but maybe I didn't .

It was summer school to get him prepped because he wasn't in preschool very long. He loves it so it was a good choice.

Hey I'm just joking.
My kid is still inside my wife's belly so I don't know squat about raising one yet.

I figured you were but just wanted to make sure. Don't forget that this isn't Georgia. I'd think different if it was 100 degrees out in the summer here:lol:

[FlintRiverFowler]

[quote="Ajverret"]My main goal as a father is to get my kids to not act like little shit heads in public like Walmart. Nothing bugs me more than screaming disrespectful little cum stains especially in public. If u can succeed at that ur doin something right everything else will kinda pan out. And do believe they will do as u do that is no bullshit

My kid does not act out in public because he knows I have no problem with correcting it in front of everyone. So glad I have a boy.

Yeah sending them to school in fucking July puts the fear of God in them.

Thought I explained before but maybe I didn't .

It was summer school to get him prepped because he wasn't in preschool very long. He loves it so it was a good choice.

Hey I'm just joking.
My kid is still inside my wife's belly so I don't know squat about raising one yet.

I figured you were but just wanted to make sure. Don't forget that this isn't Georgia. I'd think different if it was 100 degrees out in the summer here:lol:[/quote]
We all get pulled out of school by 8th grade anyways. Gotta help our daddies whip the slaves and what not.... There's other things like beating gays to death with bibles... Just southern stuff you guys wouldn't get it.

[Steele22]

My main goal as a father is to get my kids to not act like little shit heads in public like Walmart. Nothing bugs me more than screaming disrespectful little cum stains especially in public. If u can succeed at that ur doin something right everything else will kinda pan out. And do believe they will do as u do that is no bullshit

My kid does not act out in public because he knows I have no problem with correcting it in front of everyone. So glad I have a boy.

Yeah sending them to school in fucking July puts the fear of God in them. [/quote]
Thought I explained before but maybe I didn't .

It was summer school to get him prepped because he wasn't in preschool very long. He loves it so it was a good choice.[/quote]
Hey I'm just joking.
My kid is still inside my wife's belly so I don't know squat about raising one yet.[/quote]
I figured you were but just wanted to make sure. Don't forget that this isn't Georgia. I'd think different if it was 100 degrees out in the summer here:lol:[/quote]
We all get pulled out of school by 8th grade anyways. Gotta help our daddies whip the slaves and what not.... There's other things like beating gays to death with bibles... Just southern stuff you guys wouldn't get it.[/quote] lmao that's what I'm talking about. I knew there was someone else down here with me

[Eric Haynes]

[quote="Eric Haynes"][quote="Ajverret"]My main goal as a father is to get my kids to not act like little shit heads in public like Walmart. Nothing bugs me more than screaming disrespectful little cum stains especially in public. If u can succeed at that ur doin something right everything else will kinda pan out. And do believe they will do as u do that is no bullshit

My kid does not act out in public because he knows I have no problem with correcting it in front of everyone. So glad I have a boy.

Yeah sending them to school in fucking July puts the fear of God in them.

Thought I explained before but maybe I didn't .

It was summer school to get him prepped because he wasn't in preschool very long. He loves it so it was a good choice.

Hey I'm just joking.
My kid is still inside my wife's belly so I don't know squat about raising one yet.

I figured you were but just wanted to make sure. Don't forget that this isn't Georgia. I'd think different if it was 100 degrees out in the summer here:lol:[/quote]
We all get pulled out of school by 8th grade anyways. Gotta help our daddies whip the slaves and what not.... There's other things like beating gays to death with bibles... Just southern stuff you guys wouldn't get it.[/quote]

Wish I did. I'd love to drink a beer and whip some slaves with you some day. I do have an aunt that lives in Pleasantview, TN, but she is rich and pays a butler. She could still have some tips for me though?

[Duckdog]

My main goal as a father is to get my kids to not act like little shit heads in public like Walmart. Nothing bugs me more than screaming disrespectful little cum stains especially in public. If u can succeed at that ur doin something right everything else will kinda pan out. And do believe they will do as u do that is no bullshit

This old guy I used to work with came to work with this story,...
He was standing in the check out line at Walmart when the bratty kid behind him started raising hell because he wanted some candy...
The more the Mom resisted, the more out of control he got,...
Finally, the kid hits Mom with the nuke he'd been saving for just such an occasion,..."FINE, I'm tellin' Grandma I saw you put Daddy's pee pee in your mouth!"
I'm pretty sure he walked out with a candy bar...

[Glimmerjim]

I and mine got into a heated argument inside the house one day. He was 5' 3", but was an Iowa wrestler and used to fight as a kid. He asked if I wanted to go outside. I followed him and he didn't say a word. Just stood there as I went on. He put a hand up to grab me and I just shoved him with both hands. He came back with a shot to my chest that sat me on my ass not breathing and feeling like I had about 400 broken ribs. He asked quietly, but with a red face right in mine, "You done?" I just nodded and he turned around, went in the house and sat down in his chair with the newspaper. Showed that son of a bitch not to mess with me!!!

Hahaha. I got the offer once while at the dinner table, his eyes got big as he slid his chair halfway back from the normal position at the table with his hands white-knuckling the arms of the "captain's seat". Dad was in much better shape back then and I quietly declined. I still remember how it took at least 15 minutes to get that bite of my hamburger chewed up enough to swallow it.

[sws002]

My main goal as a father is to get my kids to not act like little shit heads in public like Walmart. Nothing bugs me more than screaming disrespectful little cum stains especially in public. If u can succeed at that ur doin something right everything else will kinda pan out. And do believe they will do as u do that is no bullshit

This old guy I used to work with came to work with this story,...
He was standing in the check out line at Walmart when the bratty kid behind him started raising hell because he wanted some candy...
The more the Mom resisted, the more out of control he got,...
Finally, the kid hits Mom with the nuke he'd been saving for just such an occasion,..."FINE, I'm tellin' Grandma I saw you put Daddy's pee pee in your mouth!"
I'm pretty sure he walked out with a candy bar...

On the same subject, did you see the post floating around (not sure if it was in here or not, might have been Facebook) where the guy bought Burger King out of apple pies because of some snot-nosed brat in line behind him?

[Glimmerjim]

My dad and I got into it one time not too long ago. We both said some shit and it escalated. Ended up outside. I feel bad, but he had it coming. Watching him pull himself back into his wheelchair was a little tough. But he learned not to complain about his nursing home to me anymore, I just don't want to hear about it.

Perfect!

[Duckdog]

That's ridiculous...I would've beat my kid with the apple pie, and walked out empty handed!

[FlintRiverFowler]

[quote="Eric Haynes"][quote="Ajverret"]My main goal as a father is to get my kids to not act like little shit heads in public like Walmart. Nothing bugs me more than screaming disrespectful little cum stains especially in public. If u can succeed at that ur doin something right everything else will kinda pan out. And do believe they will do as u do that is no bullshit

My kid does not act out in public because he knows I have no problem with correcting it in front of everyone. So glad I have a boy.

Yeah sending them to school in fucking July puts the fear of God in them.

Thought I explained before but maybe I didn't .

It was summer school to get him prepped because he wasn't in preschool very long. He loves it so it was a good choice.

Hey I'm just joking.
My kid is still inside my wife's belly so I don't know squat about raising one yet.

I figured you were but just wanted to make sure. Don't forget that this isn't Georgia. I'd think different if it was 100 degrees out in the summer here:lol:[/quote]
We all get pulled out of school by 8th grade anyways. Gotta help our daddies whip the slaves and what not.... There's other things like beating gays to death with bibles... Just southern stuff you guys wouldn't get it.[/quote]
Being from TN She could probly give you pointers on running barefoot in overalls, getting by in life with one tooth, making moonshine. Butt chugging etc

[Eric Haynes]

Hmmmm. Butt chugging..you've got me intrigued. Continue

[jehler]

My main goal as a father is to get my kids to not act like little shit heads in public like Walmart. Nothing bugs me more than screaming disrespectful little cum stains especially in public. If u can succeed at that ur doin something right everything else will kinda pan out. And do believe they will do as u do that is no bullshit

a good start would be to not shop at Walmart

[Feelin' Fowl]

I want to beat up children too. I just found out I'm gunna be a dad less than a week ago. Pretty nervous.

Congratulations, Beef!

[Mornin Beef]

I want to beat up children too. I just found out I'm gunna be a dad less than a week ago. Pretty nervous.

Congratulations, Beef!

Thanks. I hope it grows up super fast.

[Feelin' Fowl]

I want to beat up children too. I just found out I'm gunna be a dad less than a week ago. Pretty nervous.

Congratulations, Beef!

Thanks. I hope it grows up super fast.

No you don't. My oldest is 3. Can't believe how quick it has seemed to go.

[assateague]

My main goal as a father is to get my kids to not act like little shit heads in public like Walmart. Nothing bugs me more than screaming disrespectful little cum stains especially in public. If u can succeed at that ur doin something right everything else will kinda pan out. And do believe they will do as u do that is no bullshit

a good start would be to not shop at Walmart

No way. Gotta teach thrift at a young age!

[3legged_lab]

I want to beat up children too. I just found out I'm gunna be a dad less than a week ago. Pretty nervous.

Congratulations, Beef!

Thanks. I hope it grows up super fast.

They dont

[Glimmerjim]

I want to beat up children too. I just found out I'm gunna be a dad less than a week ago. Pretty nervous.

Congratulations, Beef!

Thanks. I hope it grows up super fast.

They dont

Wait until they're grown and gone. Yes they do!

[Ajverret]

We don't have much else and it's convenient

[gock5]

Don't wish for them to grow up too fast. We have 3 kids, 2 are now out of the house in college. It's pretty quiet around the household these days.

[Glimmerjim]

Don't wish for them to grow up too fast. We have 3 kids, 2 are now out of the house in college. It's pretty quiet around the household these days.

You bet, gock. I would love to have my kids living with me again. It's over before you know it and then you realize how much more you could have done. But they turned out great so I shouldn't complain. They should!