A great man walks amongst us....

[Redbeard]

I just don't know how I fit Tom Green into this action adventure film

I should be thanking you. I was looking for a reason to shave that, and that certainly pushed me over the line.

too late Goldie. The damage has been done

[assateague]

Yep.

[Westie25]

Remember that time Tom green took like 15 shots off jaeger on the tonight show and then proceeded to throw up everywhere?

[Redbeard]

Remember that time Tom green took like 15 shots off jaeger on the tonight show and then proceeded to throw up everywhere?

vaguely. That guy was crazy

[Goldfish]

Eh, have your fun. God knows I throw it out enough.

I hate Jaeger. What is worse is dead nazis. Jaeger mixed with Rumplemintz (100 proof peppermint schnapps). We decided one night that those would be a good thing to drink. After a few, the girls were able to convince us that playing pretty pretty princess was a good idea. It wasnt...



My upper lip is cold.

[jarbo03]

If we are going squatch hunting we need to hire Patrick Ewing, he would ubderstand them better than anybody.

[Redbeard]

I'm gonna rent Harry and the Hendersons today and do done research. I think that was a real domesticated Bigfoot

[Tomkat]

I want to have a nugent 'wackmaster" cowboy hat on, and pack a wicked knife to cut off the ends of my cigars. After we kill bigfoot, when no one is looking, I use that knife to cut off one of his fingers as a trophy. After the CIA takes the body and trys to deny it ever happened, I get that finger to a lab and the DNA proves we are telling the truth.

Also, me and Assateague were in Spec Opps together during Desert Storm. We dont talk about it much, but we were captured and Red came and got us out of prison before we spilled our guts. The three of us killed over 40 Iraqi Republican guards before we were rescued. We were supposed to recieve the CMH but we all got drunk the night before and missed our appointment to see the President.

[Goldfish]

I've seen all your CI posts. It's probably better that none of you met the president.

[assateague]

[Tomkat]

I've seen all your CI posts. It's probably better that none of you met the president.

LOL well in this story, it was the elder Bush, so we probably would have been ok if AT wouldn't have taken us to that Sorority party the night before.

[assateague]

Chicks dig heroes.

[jarbo03]

Who is your black friend that has to be drugged to fly in the helicopter

[DC727]

Can I be the drunk hero, who dies in the first 5 minutes?

[jehler]

No children in this movie


Sasquatch hunting expert

[jehler]

I thought this was a reality show?


Sasquatch hunting expert

[DC727]

Can I be the one who gets bullied by everybody else....oh wait...:oops:

[Olly]

Reds already started his acting career without us.

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Sent from the hidey hole.

[Redbeard]

Can I be the drunk hero, who dies in the first 5 minutes?

sorry youngin. This movie will have an R rating. Maybe even NC 17. I'm even writing in a love scene for myself with a hot young squaw, complete with full frontal nudity

[Redbeard]

Reds already started his acting career without us.

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Sent from the hidey hole.

that's a copycat. I put no space between the D and B. One word.

[JGUN]

Can I be the drunk hero, who dies in the first 5 minutes?

I'm even writing in a love scene for myself with a hot OLD squaw, complete with full frontal nudity

First Dan into goats and now Red into sea ducks....that's disgusting!:-o

[Redbeard]

Hahaha!

[benelliquackstacker]

Can I be the drunk hero, who dies in the first 5 minutes?

sorry youngin. This movie will have an R rating. Maybe even NC 17. I'm even writing in a love scene for myself with a hot young squaw, complete with full frontal nudity

It better not be the REDBUSH frontal nudity. Young squaw maiden,...yes.... redbush...no!

[benelliquackstacker]

Can I be the one who gets bullied by everybody else....oh wait...:oops:

Pull up your big boy pants Nancy. Hey start drinking and do some "drunk" posting, and this time attempt to proof read before you hit the submit button. I need some entertainment.

[jarbo03]

Can I be the drunk hero, who dies in the first 5 minutes?

sorry youngin. This movie will have an R rating. Maybe even NC 17. I'm even writing in a love scene for myself with a hot young squaw, complete with full frontal nudity

Is it gonna look like you have squatch in a leg lock?

[Tomkat]

Who is your black friend that has to be drugged to fly in the helicopter

How about Dave Chappele? Red has a relationship with his sister as a sub plot. Dave gets captured with me and AT, and he starts to smart off and the Iraqi's shoot him in the head just to scare me and AT....and it works.

[Redbeard]

Can I be the drunk hero, who dies in the first 5 minutes?

sorry youngin. This movie will have an R rating. Maybe even NC 17. I'm even writing in a love scene for myself with a hot young squaw, complete with full frontal nudity

Is it gonna look like you have squatch in a leg lock?

it just might. Or an Indian chick with an red bush Afro