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I have been putting the finishing touches on my boat and my decoys. I have been making a list of things to get for the opening hunt this weekend. I have cleaned gun like three times packed and repacked the blind bag. What are something's y'all do.

Bullets. Lots of 'em. And don't forget the TP

Wet wipes, super glue, bandage wrap

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PFD, First aid kit

Why super glue. For wader repair

TP TP TP. I'll forget my gun, shells, decoys, etc, before I forget TP

Repeat this mantra over and over:
Gun, shells, waders, coat,
Dog, decoys, gas in the boat.

All else is a luxary that can be managed without.

Lamboicon wrote:Why super glue. For wader repair

Super glue is great for if you cut yourself or even blisters. Hold the cut shut, make sure it is dry, and apply super glue. Works great and holds up for a few days. Blisters too, pop blister, drain, glue over the hole.

3legged_lab wrote:Repeat this mantra over and over:
Gun, shells, waders, coat,
Dog, decoys, gas in the boat.

All else is a luxary that can be managed without.

so you wipe your ass with your hand?

Redbeard wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:Repeat this mantra over and over:
Gun, shells, waders, coat,
Dog, decoys, gas in the boat.

All else is a luxary that can be managed without.

so you wipe your ass with your hand?

TP is in the blind bag (and truck), blind bag is covered by "shells" in my mantra.

3legged_lab wrote:

Redbeard wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:Repeat this mantra over and over:
Gun, shells, waders, coat,
Dog, decoys, gas in the boat.

All else is a luxary that can be managed without.

so you wipe your ass with your hand?

TP is in the blind bag (and truck), blind bag is covered by "shells" in my mantra.

very good. Cause I decided I wasn't gonna shake your hand when I eventually met you

Still probably a good idea, I dont know where you've been.

Plug

You guys have weak bowels. I've never NEEDED to shit in the woods and as a result I almost never carry TP with me unless I'm out over night.

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You've never bonded with your dog until you've shit side by side looking over the decoys with the sun coming up.

Olly wrote:You guys have weak bowels. I've never NEEDED to shit in the woods and as a result I almost never carry TP with me unless I'm out over night.

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our bowels aren't weak boss. You've got the chickenshit, afraid to shit in the woods bowels!

You have not lived till you sling mud as the sun is coming up

Flightstopper wrote:You've never bonded with your dog until you've shit side by side looking over the decoys with the sun coming up.

I'd say around 50% of my hunts this year I have shit in the woods.

Redbeard wrote:

Olly wrote:You guys have weak bowels. I've never NEEDED to shit in the woods and as a result I almost never carry TP with me unless I'm out over night.

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our bowels aren't weak boss. You've got the chickenshit, afraid to shit in the woods bowels!

Hey I said I've never needed to do it. I had a conversation with some Co workers the other day about shitting in the woods vs home. I'm in favor.

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Tiler_J wrote:

Lamboicon wrote:Why super glue. For wader repair

Super glue is great for if you cut yourself or even blisters. Hold the cut shut, make sure it is dry, and apply super glue. Works great and holds up for a few days. Blisters too, pop blister, drain, glue over the hole.

Exactly, also Taz has been super glued up 9 times so far.

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huntntech wrote:I'd say around 50% of my hunts this year I have shit in the woods.

Haven't had to yet this year, but I'm not afraid to. My best, or worst, was years ago after a night of apple chips and a 12 pack. On a goose hunt I struggled to get back to ny truck for some TP, I was parked in the ditch on a gravel road, I could make it no further, I dropped my pants in the ditch with no cover and commenced to shit violently. At the same time a school bus crested the hill going slow, it creeped past ad I was spraying a stream, I never felt more proud.

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jarbo03 wrote:

huntntech wrote:I'd say around 50% of my hunts this year I have shit in the woods.

Haven't had to yet this year, but I'm not afraid to. My best, or worst, was years ago after a night of apple chips and a 12 pack. On a goose hunt I struggled to get back to ny truck for some TP, I was parked in the ditch on a gravel road, I could make it no further, I dropped my pants in the ditch with no cover and commenced to shit violently. At the same time a school bus crested the hill going slow, it creeped past ad I was spraying a stream, I never felt more proud.

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That's great!! But I want to know.. Was this school bus full of kids???

huntntech wrote:

jarbo03 wrote:

huntntech wrote:I'd say around 50% of my hunts this year I have shit in the woods.

Haven't had to yet this year, but I'm not afraid to. My best, or worst, was years ago after a night of apple chips and a 12 pack. On a goose hunt I struggled to get back to ny truck for some TP, I was parked in the ditch on a gravel road, I could make it no further, I dropped my pants in the ditch with no cover and commenced to shit violently. At the same time a school bus crested the hill going slow, it creeped past ad I was spraying a stream, I never felt more proud.

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That's great!! But I want to know.. Was this school bus full of kids???

Yes, making the rural rounds dropping off kids in the afternoon.

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I'm sure those kids will never forget it!

Never forget the plug in your boat!! I surely won't do it again!!

Never forget the plug in your boat!! I surely won't do it again!!

This went from what to never forget to mud slinging. Great story's so I guess what's the worst / best story's

obxbufflehead wrote:Never forget the plug in your boat!! I surely won't do it again!!

Easy. Dont ever take the plug out of the boat.

3legged_lab wrote:

obxbufflehead wrote:Never forget the plug in your boat!! I surely won't do it again!!

Easy. Dont ever take the plug out of the boat.

I always seem to get a lot of water in my boat, mostly from my dog getting in and out.

My plug however is on a chain like it should be.

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