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RonE wrote:Looking for the best calls available........

Thinking about going into the call business with a different slant on the marketing aspect. I can probably outsource the manufacturing to China and get calls made for about $3.47 each and have them made in many colors, shapes and sizes but basically all the same. (People can collect and own different looking calls and different color calls)
All the calls would retail for $32.50 and would be guaranteed for life against loss, theft or breakage, just send a statement and $17.50 for shipping and handling and your call will be replaced.

The marketing would be pretty easy......We would get on every hunting and fishing forum in North America and talk about how great our calls are.....If guides (our pro staff) wanted a free call or two, no problem, just pay separate shipping and handling.

We could also go to every DU and similar dinner and blow our calls and give everyone there a coupon for a free duck call, just pay separate shipping and handling for each free duck call. (limit 3 per household)

If anyone wants to invest in this operation just send your name and address and how much money you have to me.

Now all we need is a catchy name for our company.

AKPirate wrote:

RonE wrote:Looking for the best calls available........

Thinking about going into the call business with a different slant on the marketing aspect. I can probably outsource the manufacturing to China and get calls made for about $3.47 each and have them made in many colors, shapes and sizes but basically all the same. (People can collect and own different looking calls and different color calls)
All the calls would retail for $32.50 and would be guaranteed for life against loss, theft or breakage, just send a statement and $17.50 for shipping and handling and your call will be replaced.

The marketing would be pretty easy......We would get on every hunting and fishing forum in North America and talk about how great our calls are.....If guides (our pro staff) wanted a free call or two, no problem, just pay separate shipping and handling.

We could also go to every DU and similar dinner and blow our calls and give everyone there a coupon for a free duck call, just pay separate shipping and handling for each free duck call. (limit 3 per household)

If anyone wants to invest in this operation just send your name and address and how much money you have to me.

Now all we need is a catchy name for our company.

I don't have money but how about naming it "Bootlips Bent Meat Pole"

Tiler_J wrote:

AKPirate wrote:

RonE wrote:Looking for the best calls available........

Thinking about going into the call business with a different slant on the marketing aspect. I can probably outsource the manufacturing to China and get calls made for about $3.47 each and have them made in many colors, shapes and sizes but basically all the same. (People can collect and own different looking calls and different color calls)
All the calls would retail for $32.50 and would be guaranteed for life against loss, theft or breakage, just send a statement and $17.50 for shipping and handling and your call will be replaced.

The marketing would be pretty easy......We would get on every hunting and fishing forum in North America and talk about how great our calls are.....If guides (our pro staff) wanted a free call or two, no problem, just pay separate shipping and handling.

We could also go to every DU and similar dinner and blow our calls and give everyone there a coupon for a free duck call, just pay separate shipping and handling for each free duck call. (limit 3 per household)

If anyone wants to invest in this operation just send your name and address and how much money you have to me.

Now all we need is a catchy name for our company.

I don't have money but how about naming it "Bootlips Bent Meat Pole"

Hey Ron, you should get AK on your pro-staff, he will blow anything!

AKPirate wrote:

Tiler_J wrote:

AKPirate wrote:

RonE wrote:Looking for the best calls available........

Thinking about going into the call business with a different slant on the marketing aspect. I can probably outsource the manufacturing to China and get calls made for about $3.47 each and have them made in many colors, shapes and sizes but basically all the same. (People can collect and own different looking calls and different color calls)
All the calls would retail for $32.50 and would be guaranteed for life against loss, theft or breakage, just send a statement and $17.50 for shipping and handling and your call will be replaced.

The marketing would be pretty easy......We would get on every hunting and fishing forum in North America and talk about how great our calls are.....If guides (our pro staff) wanted a free call or two, no problem, just pay separate shipping and handling.

We could also go to every DU and similar dinner and blow our calls and give everyone there a coupon for a free duck call, just pay separate shipping and handling for each free duck call. (limit 3 per household)

If anyone wants to invest in this operation just send your name and address and how much money you have to me.

Now all we need is a catchy name for our company.

I don't have money but how about naming it "Bootlips Bent Meat Pole"

Hey Ron, you should get AK on your pro-staff, he will blow anything!

Thought you were watching a damn movie.

Bootlipkiller wrote:With all do respect... I like AK but I don't want him blowing my meat pole! How about the chick from the bowmag commercial. She would be good pro staff material. Her face would look like a glazed doughnut when she finished blowing my meat pole.


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

AKPirate wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:With all do respect... I like AK but I don't want him blowing my meat pole! How about the chick from the bowmag commercial. She would be good pro staff material. Her face would look like a glazed doughnut when she finished blowing my meat pole.


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

Agreed, like your idea much better then Joels.

Tiler_J wrote:

AKPirate wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:With all do respect... I like AK but I don't want him blowing my meat pole! How about the chick from the bowmag commercial. She would be good pro staff material. Her face would look like a glazed doughnut when she finished blowing my meat pole.


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

Agreed, like your idea much better then Joels.

I was talking to Ron, not you two fucksticks!

Tiler_J wrote:

AKPirate wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:With all do respect... I like AK but I don't want him blowing my meat pole! How about the chick from the bowmag commercial. She would be good pro staff material. Her face would look like a glazed doughnut when she finished blowing my meat pole.


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

Agreed, like your idea much better then Joels.

I was talking to Ron, not you two fucksticks!

Goldfish wrote:Emperor Call Co.

(the traveling decoy last year was a Mandarin duck that was nicknamed the emperor, and if you are making the calls in China, it fits)

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Redbeard wrote:So far just based on who's interested, I'd market it as Dick Bumper Calls, Inc. The slogans would be too easy.

Sounds like last night the pro staff was chosen

Redbeard wrote: slogans would be too easy.

Bulldog0156 wrote:

Redbeard wrote:So far just based on who's interested, I'd market it as Dick Bumper Calls, Inc. The slogans would be too easy.

Sounds like last night the pro staff was chosen

Top selling calls will be the tube-stak'em and for guys that like to get 'em in close, the facial finisher

flight control wrote:I bet you could sell FF a whole case of calls with the reeds in backwards. Goddamn callsucker.

Feelin' Fowl wrote:

flight control wrote:I bet you could sell FF a whole case of calls with the reeds in backwards. Goddamn callsucker.

What's wrong with callsucking?

flight control wrote:

Feelin' Fowl wrote:

flight control wrote:I bet you could sell FF a whole case of calls with the reeds in backwards. Goddamn callsucker.

What's wrong with callsucking?

Note to self: never share a blind with FF

Mornin Beef wrote:

flight control wrote:

Feelin' Fowl wrote:

flight control wrote:I bet you could sell FF a whole case of calls with the reeds in backwards. Goddamn callsucker.

What's wrong with callsucking?

Note to self: never share a blind with FF

Feelin' Fowl wrote:

flight control wrote:I bet you could sell FF a whole case of calls with the reeds in backwards. Goddamn callsucker.

What's wrong with callsucking?