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Talk about adding insult to injury (pun intended)

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:32 am
by benelliquackstacker
Link http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/07/29/fl ... latestnews

Body: EVERGLADES CITY, Fla. – A Florida airboat captain whose hand was bitten off by a 9-foot alligator faces charges of feeding of the animal.

Collier County Jail records show 63-year-old Wallace Weatherholt was charged Friday with unlawful feeding of an alligator and later posted $1,000 bond. His next court date is Aug. 22.

The arrest was first reported by the Fort Myers News-Press.

Weatherholt was attacked on June 12th as he was giving an Indiana family a tour of the Everglades. The family said Weatherholt hung a fish over the side of the boat and had his hand at the water's surface when the alligator attacked.

Wildlife officers tracked and euthanized the gator. Weatherholt's hand was found but could not be reattached.

A criminal investigation followed. Feeding alligators is a second-degree misdemeanor.






Sucks for this guy, but ole Charlie Darwin might have been on to something.

Re: Talk about adding insult to injury (pun intended)

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:41 am
by DC727
The gator attacked? Ignorance runs rampant now.

Re: Talk about adding insult to injury (pun intended)

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:06 pm
by QH's Paw
He obviously fed the gator..................................his hand. :shock: :shock:

Re: Talk about adding insult to injury (pun intended)

PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:45 pm
by hotrodtoad
benelliquackstacker wrote:Sucks for this guy, but ole Charlie Darwin might have been on to something.

Why, you think he can't reproduce without his hand? Now he can't whack off, he probably has a better chance of reproducing now.

Re: Talk about adding insult to injury (pun intended)

PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:52 pm
by benelliquackstacker
hotrodtoad wrote:
benelliquackstacker wrote:Sucks for this guy, but ole Charlie Darwin might have been on to something.

Why, you think he can't reproduce without his hand? Now he can't whack off, he probably has a better chance of reproducing now.



I was hinting on the whole "survival of the fittest" thing. Obviously this guy is lacking in the brain fitness deparment. Stupid people tend to weed themselves out of the gene pool.

Re: Talk about adding insult to injury (pun intended)

PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:56 am
by jarbo03
benelliquackstacker wrote:
hotrodtoad wrote:
benelliquackstacker wrote:Sucks for this guy, but ole Charlie Darwin might have been on to something.

Why, you think he can't reproduce without his hand? Now he can't whack off, he probably has a better chance of reproducing now.



I was hinting on the whole "survival of the fittest" thing. Obviously this guy is lacking in the brain fitness deparment. Stupid people tend to weed themselves out of the gene pool.

Stupid people used to weed themselves out of the gene pool. Now they are a protected species, given whole cities as sanctuaries, they are everywhere.

Re: Talk about adding insult to injury (pun intended)

PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:03 am
by hotrodtoad
jarbo03 wrote:
benelliquackstacker wrote:
hotrodtoad wrote:
benelliquackstacker wrote:Sucks for this guy, but ole Charlie Darwin might have been on to something.

Why, you think he can't reproduce without his hand? Now he can't whack off, he probably has a better chance of reproducing now.



I was hinting on the whole "survival of the fittest" thing. Obviously this guy is lacking in the brain fitness deparment. Stupid people tend to weed themselves out of the gene pool.

Stupid people used to weed themselves out of the gene pool. Now they are a protected species, given whole cities as sanctuaries, they are everywhere.

This is what I was thinking. Now he'll get government assistance and do nothing but sit around and procreate.

Re: Talk about adding insult to injury (pun intended)

PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:52 am
by assateague
jarbo03 wrote:
benelliquackstacker wrote:
hotrodtoad wrote:
benelliquackstacker wrote:Sucks for this guy, but ole Charlie Darwin might have been on to something.

Why, you think he can't reproduce without his hand? Now he can't whack off, he probably has a better chance of reproducing now.



I was hinting on the whole "survival of the fittest" thing. Obviously this guy is lacking in the brain fitness deparment. Stupid people tend to weed themselves out of the gene pool.

Stupid people used to weed themselves out of the gene pool. Now they are a protected species, given whole cities as sanctuaries, they are everywhere.


There is so much truth to that. Lazy, worthless people, also. Now they have more kids than people who work, helping to spread their "values". It's only going to get worse.