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Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:52 pm
by R. Chapman
This story is about a friend of mine, Britt. At the time she had just moved from TX. So she did a decent amount of whitetail hunting, especially with an AR-15. Anyways, we became pretty good friends, so I invited her to go buck hunting with me on ranch. At the time, I had a light weight .300 WSM. We start into the timber, taking our time and being as quiet as possible. Well we get in there about half a mile and I see this buck looking straight at us. I knew it was nice buck, so I had Britt get in front of me to shoot him. At the crack of the rifle, I heard the thump of the little bullet smacking the deer right in the neck, but he turns around and takes off. I knew he was hit good, so we start following his blood trail, rifles at the ready in case he busted out. We didn't go but 100 yards before we see him again, so she takes a shot at him, and misses. Same thing happened the next shot. The 4th shot land high above the chest cavity and the 5th and final shot landed in front of the front shoulder. Old Bucky kept trotting along till he was just outside another patch of timber, stopped, and looked at us again. By that time, I had Britt saddle up behind the .300, and at the bark of the rifle, she fell flat on her ass. I didn't realize this because I was watching the buck, who looked like Derek Jeter had just hit a home run swing to his head. Anyways, she said something about how I should have told her it kicked and that I was a son of a bitch or bastard or something along those lines. Anyways I looked over and the first thing I noticed was the blood seeping out of her head. She has never forgiven for the scar the gun left her, and she probably never will. On the bright side, she was happier en heck.
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Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:13 pm
by Feelin' Fowl
That's a hell of a mark on her face! Good thing she killed the deer. She may have ended your chances at ever having kids if she didn't!

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:50 pm
by NuffDaddy
Way to leave your mark kid.

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:07 pm
by R. Chapman
My bad and a mistake I never made again. I called her the other day. Every time she answers, the first words she says is "Fuck You" preceded by "what's up?". Probably is still pissed about that mark.

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:19 pm
by Goldfish
Not as much as you think...

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:21 pm
by NuffDaddy
R. Chapman wrote:My bad and a mistake I never made again. I called her the other day. Every time she answers, the first words she says is "Fuck You" preceded by "what's up?". Probably is still pissed about that mark.

Nah...She just likes you.

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:37 pm
by R. Chapman
The thing I have learned about women is they will never forgive you for that. Every single day when she wakes up, the first thing she sees is that scar, then she thing thinks about the dipshit that let that happen, the. She starts thinking about it while shes driving. Then she wakes up on the side of a ditch with her car totaled. Don't wake up on the side of a ditch with you car totaled and avoid shooting big guns.

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:17 pm
by Willie
That's a nice deer

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:21 pm
by Goldfish
Or, she remembers trying to impress you and you not seeing her advances, wondering if she didn't do something right, or if this scar now makes you think she isn't attractive. As a matter of fact, I believe you owe it to her to make her feel pretty and ask her out, lol.

And if she says anything along the lines of "you are just doing this because you gave me a scar" you best quickly say something along the lines of "I've always thought you were cute. Why do you think I took you hunting?" or some other quick reply that had nothing to do with the scar.

If you really think she thinks about it

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:25 pm
by assateague
R. Chapman wrote:My bad and a mistake I never made again. I called her the other day. Every time she answers, the first words she says is "Fuck You" preceded by "what's up?". Probably is still pissed about that mark.



Then, technically, the first words she says are "what's up".

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:29 pm
by NuffDaddy
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Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:30 pm
by assateague
:lol:

I don't know that that's a grammar nazi so much as a word definition nazi.

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:37 pm
by Redbeard
assateague wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:My bad and a mistake I never made again. I called her the other day. Every time she answers, the first words she says is "Fuck You" preceded by "what's up?". Probably is still pissed about that mark.



Then, technically, the first words she says are "what's up".
HA!

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:38 pm
by R. Chapman
Goldfish wrote:Or, she remembers trying to impress you and you not seeing her advances, wondering if she didn't do something right, or if this scar now makes you think she isn't attractive. As a matter of fact, I believe you owe it to her to make her feel pretty and ask her out, lol.

And if she says anything along the lines of "you are just doing this because you gave me a scar" you best quickly say something along the lines of "I've always thought you were cute. Why do you think I took you hunting?" or some other quick reply that had nothing to do with the scar.

If you really think she thinks about it


I've always thought she was good lookin'. I tried to get together with her but it didn't work out. One of the biggest set backs was she lives 2 and a half hours away. That makes it hard to do any dating.

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:42 pm
by R. Chapman
Willie wrote:That's a nice deer


It was a nice deer, a really nice 4 pointer.

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:54 pm
by NuffDaddy
R. Chapman wrote:
Willie wrote:That's a nice deer


It was a nice deer, a really nice 4 pointer.

You need to go back to math class

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:08 pm
by R. Chapman
You need to know that westerners count points different its a 4x4, brow tines do t count as point here.

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:10 pm
by assateague
Because of course they're not pointy things coming out of a deer's skull. Why on earth would they ever be considered points?

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:14 pm
by 3legged_lab
assateague wrote:Because of course they're not pointy things coming out of a deer's skull. Why on earth would they ever be considered points?

Because they're just eye guards, not points.

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:15 pm
by assateague
What are they, balls?

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:15 pm
by 3legged_lab
assateague wrote::lol:

I don't know that that's a grammar nazi so much as a word definition nazi.

Can't have grammar without words.

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:17 pm
by rebelp74
3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:Because of course they're not pointy things coming out of a deer's skull. Why on earth would they ever be considered points?

Because they're just eye guards, not points.

wrong

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:19 pm
by assateague
Grammar is the rules. He didn't break any rules, he just used the wrong word.

"After my brother and I rode to the store in your sister's vagina, we went to the movies tomorrow."

Proper grammar, but inaccurate use of the words.

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:30 pm
by DeadEye_Dan
Rex helped his Grandpa Jack off a horse.


Rex helped his Grandpa Jack, off a horse.



Grammar matters.


http://youtu.be/v3rhQc666Sg

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:34 pm
by Redbeard
assateague wrote:Grammar is the rules. He didn't break any rules, he just used the wrong word.

"After my brother and I rode to the store in your sister's vagina, we went to the movies tomorrow."

Proper grammar, but inaccurate use of the words.
Haha you're killing me

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:35 pm
by Redbeard
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Rex helped his Grandpa Jack off a horse.


Rex helped his Grandpa Jack, off a horse.



Grammar matters.


http://youtu.be/v3rhQc666Sg
I'll have Sam use this as an example in his next English class

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:35 pm
by R. Chapman
rebelp74 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:Because of course they're not pointy things coming out of a deer's skull. Why on earth would they ever be considered points?

Because they're just eye guards, not points.

wrong


Your wrong if you think eye guards are points if you're in the west. You easterners make us shit when you say you shot a 12 point deer, we're thinking a damn 12x12, not 6x6.

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:37 pm
by rebelp74
R. Chapman wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:Because of course they're not pointy things coming out of a deer's skull. Why on earth would they ever be considered points?

Because they're just eye guards, not points.

wrong


Your wrong if you think eye guards are points if you're in the west. You easterners make us shit when you say you shot a 12 point deer, we're thinking a damn 12x12, not 6x6.

Look here Rex Mother Fucking Chapman, I am never wrong.

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:37 pm
by R. Chapman
Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Rex helped his Grandpa Jack off a horse.


Rex helped his Grandpa Jack, off a horse.



Grammar matters.


http://youtu.be/v3rhQc666Sg
I'll have Sam use this as an example in his next English class

:lol:

Re: Britt

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:38 pm
by assateague
rebelp74 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:Because of course they're not pointy things coming out of a deer's skull. Why on earth would they ever be considered points?

Because they're just eye guards, not points.

wrong


Your wrong if you think eye guards are points if you're in the west. You easterners make us shit when you say you shot a 12 point deer, we're thinking a damn 12x12, not 6x6.

Look here Rex Mother Fucking Chapman, I am never wrong.


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