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the ol lady is coming with me and the kid back to Co. she wants to go skiing.. i hate it and suck ass doing it.
breckenridge i think is the closest big named place to me.
should i A leave her at a truck stop on the way home?
B suck it up and go and pull a sonny bono
C go sit in hot tub smoke weed and let her go skiiing
D other??

C for sure. Just think if the snow bunnies...

C sounds the most solid. And has the lowest level of injury risk.

C it is. hope a blunt dont get to wet from the steam off the hot tub
going to have to have a private hot tub. i start stiping clothes off people get scared and offended
yes part of it is of my size but i have some ink that tends to upset some folks

C and fuck skis get a snowboard

one2many wrote:C it is. hope a blunt dont get to wet from the steam off the hot tub
going to have to have a private hot tub. i start stiping clothes off people get scared and offended
yes part of it is of my size but i have some ink that tends to upset some folks

Go pubic.

Get a go pro, and film reactions.

rebelp74 wrote:C and fuck skis get a snowboard

i would kill myself either way. didnt Michael Schumacher just eat a tree? if the STIG wrecks god know i will not make it down the bunny hill

Feelin' Fowl wrote:

one2many wrote:C it is. hope a blunt dont get to wet from the steam off the hot tub
going to have to have a private hot tub. i start stiping clothes off people get scared and offended
yes part of it is of my size but i have some ink that tends to upset some folks

Go pubic.

Get a go pro, and film reactions.

i should fuckers look at me funny when dressed. plus im in between hair do's lookes like a fucking brown chia pet

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yolo dude, yolo!

one2many wrote:

Feelin' Fowl wrote:

one2many wrote:C it is. hope a blunt dont get to wet from the steam off the hot tub
going to have to have a private hot tub. i start stiping clothes off people get scared and offended
yes part of it is of my size but i have some ink that tends to upset some folks

Go pubic.

Get a go pro, and film reactions.

i should fuckers look at me funny when dressed. plus im in between hair do's lookes like a fucking brown chia pet

Do it!

C and D.

D is "send me a round trip ticket to Colorado"

Don't know where you are comic from but Arapahoe Basin is closer to Denver, smaller, and a lot cheaper. At least it was last time I was in Breck

Loveland Pass is even closer, and it's good skiing, but not "glamorous", if you know what I mean


That being said, I'd choose Keystone over Breckenridge. Cheaper, a little more laid back, and plenty of hot tubs to smoke weed in. Dammit, that sounds like fun.

Illinois passed a marijuana law last year but the governor won't sign it...yet.
Probably jockeying to own the only dispensary.

one2many wrote:

rebelp74 wrote:C and fuck skis get a snowboard

i would kill myself either way. didnt Michael Schumacher just eat a tree? if the STIG wrecks god know i will not make it down the bunny hill

Love that damn show.

assateague wrote:Loveland Pass is even closer, and it's good skiing, but not "glamorous", if you know what I mean


That being said, I'd choose Keystone over Breckenridge. Cheaper, a little more laid back, and plenty of hot tubs to smoke weed in. Dammit, that sounds like fun.

That tunnel through there still makes my butt pucker when driving through it

I'm not a big fan, either. But I'll take it over that screwed up, switchback 2 lane road up and over the pass, that's always full of hazmat tractor trailers who aren't allowed through the tunnel!

Think it's called the Eisenhower tunnel, when heading west on it, it's like a different world when you come out the other side

Locals drive that shit like its a race, scares me to death

No shit. That whole run through that area on 70 is like a damn formula 1 race. 60mph is plenty for me, but those bastards just don't care.

Go gear up like they did in dumb and dumber and hit the slopes

one2many wrote:C it is. hope a blunt dont get to wet from the steam off the hot tub
going to have to have a private hot tub. i start stiping clothes off people get scared and offended
yes part of it is of my size but i have some ink that tends to upset some folks

Please tell me you have some aryan brotherhood type tats.

Yep. But he's better now.

assateague wrote:Yep. But he's better now.

that made me laugh.

i remembered why i dont ski, i suck. the kid and my old lady had a great time. we even spent MLK day doing one of the whitest things out side of a klan cross burning

CCCCC

Did you buy your weed from the store along with a 6 pack of microbrew? Colorado has some pretty cool new laws.

You should choose option C and let her pull a Sonny Bono

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