For Betty!

by **Tiler_J** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:59 pm

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by **Bootlipkiller** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:02 am

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That's my left hand, there are many like it but this one is mine. I don't jerk off with that one.

by **3legged_lab** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:03 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
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That's my left hand, there are many like it but this one is mine. I don't jerk off with that one.

Holy shit, seriously lol'd there.

by **Tiler_J** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:04 am

Dried up on the side of the road. Couldn't believe my luck! Who would leave something like that sitting there?

by **Bootlipkiller** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:07 am

Milk in plastic is bad. Milk jugs should be tits not plastic containers, makes me wonder!

by **3legged_lab** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:07 am

K?

Well fuck you!

by **Tiler_J** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:09 am

I once knew a man from Nantucket,
I didn't like him.

by **Bootlipkiller** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:09 am

Dicks fuck pussys and assholes.

by **Tiler_J** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:12 am

If 7 ate 9, how much bread should I buy at the store? Why do I have to buy it? I'll just eat some cheese.

by **R. Chapman** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:13 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
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That's my left hand, there are many like it but this one is mine. I don't jerk off with that one.

For some reason, I always thought you were black. Guess you learn something new everyday...

by **Tiler_J** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:14 am

So, there I was, now I'm here. Hey look!! A flock of turtles!

by **Bootlipkiller** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:15 am

If I mount half a bird can I only shoot half another bird? If no one is around did it really happen?

by **Tiler_J** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:17 am

R. Chapman wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
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That's my left hand, there are many like it but this one is mine. I don't jerk off with that one.

For some reason, I always thought you were black. Guess you learn something new everyday...

My old pappy use to say, "Who the fuck are you?" I think maybe be wasn't my pappy, just some random man living in a box.

by **Bootlipkiller** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:18 am

Turtle wax works good on guns. Good shine, shit my tinfoil blew off.

by **Tiler_J** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:20 am

I once worked for a guy

by **3legged_lab** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:22 am

4 citations but only 2 were hunting related, one was... recreational - what was the other? Fuck you math I'm still a guide!

by **Bootlipkiller** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:23 am

How now off white cow, milo is off white and eats grass.

by **Bootlipkiller** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:28 am

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Wool socks are great, I knew this guy who wore cotton. I like wool best.

by **Tiler_J** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:29 am

Purple circle nine eleven! What the f ck? D n't v n kn w wh t th t s?! Cr p! L st m v w ls! H lp!

by **Bootlipkiller** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:30 am

Tiler_J wrote:Purple circle nine eleven! What the f ck? D n't v n kn w wh t th t s?! Cr p! L st m v w ls! H lp!

I feel like the guy from "A Beautiful Mind" right now.

by **3legged_lab** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:33 am

Did I ever tell you about the time I.....

Hey, check out that lady in the sombrero!

Burritos are good but I like Italian.

.....I helped engineer the mechanism that helps atm machines count out the money.

by **Tiler_J** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:33 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:Purple circle nine eleven! What the f ck? D n't v n kn w wh t th t s?! Cr p! L st m v w ls! H lp!

I feel like the guy from "A Beautiful Mind" right now.

You figure out what it says, let me know!

by **GadwallGetter530** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:36 am

This shit is cracking me up. Well done everyone. Lol

by **Juice Box** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:51 am

One sheep 2 sheep, cow, turtle, duck...
...old McDonald had a farm.....
....hey Macarena...
.....SQUIRREL!...

by **Bootlipkiller** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:57 am

What show is this?

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I'll give you two hints,

Higgins

They really knew how to grow chest hair back then, Obama was a baby back then too.

by **Juice Box** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:06 am

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I have a black Labrador retriever but I love to shoot spoonies even thought today is Tuesday and I also just bought this cool little browning flash light but these beef ribs I just are tase soooooooo good because I hate wiping after I poop.

by **Juice Box** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:16 am

You have 6 pencils and I have 7 grapes, how many fat girls will fit in the barn?
Purple because honey badgers don't give a shit!

by **assateague** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:45 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
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Wool socks are great, I knew this guy who wore cotton. I like wool best.

Holy fuck, I almost woke up the wife :lol:

by **R. Chapman** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:52 am

Juice Box wrote:You have 6 pencils and I have 7 grapes, how many fat girls will fit in the barn?
Purple because honey badgers don't give a shit!

by **GadwallGetter530** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:19 am

Fucking gold!!! All of it. :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

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