For Betty!
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Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:59 pmRe: For Betty!
Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:02 amThat's my left hand, there are many like it but this one is mine. I don't jerk off with that one.
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:03 amBootlipkiller wrote:
That's my left hand, there are many like it but this one is mine. I don't jerk off with that one.
Holy shit, seriously lol'd there.
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:04 amDried up on the side of the road. Couldn't believe my luck! Who would leave something like that sitting there?
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:07 amMilk in plastic is bad. Milk jugs should be tits not plastic containers, makes me wonder!
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:07 amK?
Well fuck you!
Well fuck you!
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:09 amI once knew a man from Nantucket,
I didn't like him.
I didn't like him.
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:09 amDicks fuck pussys and assholes.
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:12 amIf 7 ate 9, how much bread should I buy at the store? Why do I have to buy it? I'll just eat some cheese.
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:13 amBootlipkiller wrote:
That's my left hand, there are many like it but this one is mine. I don't jerk off with that one.
For some reason, I always thought you were black. Guess you learn something new everyday...
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:14 amSo, there I was, now I'm here. Hey look!! A flock of turtles!
For Betty!
Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:15 amIf I mount half a bird can I only shoot half another bird? If no one is around did it really happen?
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:17 amR. Chapman wrote:Bootlipkiller wrote:
That's my left hand, there are many like it but this one is mine. I don't jerk off with that one.
For some reason, I always thought you were black. Guess you learn something new everyday...
My old pappy use to say, "Who the fuck are you?" I think maybe be wasn't my pappy, just some random man living in a box.
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:18 amTurtle wax works good on guns. Good shine, shit my tinfoil blew off.
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:20 amI once worked for a guy
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:22 am4 citations but only 2 were hunting related, one was... recreational - what was the other? Fuck you math I'm still a guide!
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:23 amHow now off white cow, milo is off white and eats grass.
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:28 amWool socks are great, I knew this guy who wore cotton. I like wool best.
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:29 amPurple circle nine eleven! What the f ck? D n't v n kn w wh t th t s?! Cr p! L st m v w ls! H lp!
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:30 amTiler_J wrote:Purple circle nine eleven! What the f ck? D n't v n kn w wh t th t s?! Cr p! L st m v w ls! H lp!
I feel like the guy from "A Beautiful Mind" right now.
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:33 amDid I ever tell you about the time I.....
Hey, check out that lady in the sombrero!
Burritos are good but I like Italian.
.....I helped engineer the mechanism that helps atm machines count out the money.
Hey, check out that lady in the sombrero!
Burritos are good but I like Italian.
.....I helped engineer the mechanism that helps atm machines count out the money.
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:33 amBootlipkiller wrote:Tiler_J wrote:Purple circle nine eleven! What the f ck? D n't v n kn w wh t th t s?! Cr p! L st m v w ls! H lp!
I feel like the guy from "A Beautiful Mind" right now.
You figure out what it says, let me know!
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:36 amThis shit is cracking me up. Well done everyone. Lol
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:51 amOne sheep 2 sheep, cow, turtle, duck...
...old McDonald had a farm.....
....hey Macarena...
.....SQUIRREL!...
...old McDonald had a farm.....
....hey Macarena...
.....SQUIRREL!...
For Betty!
Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:57 amWhat show is this?
I'll give you two hints,
Higgins
They really knew how to grow chest hair back then, Obama was a baby back then too.
I'll give you two hints,
Higgins
They really knew how to grow chest hair back then, Obama was a baby back then too.
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:06 amI have a black Labrador retriever but I love to shoot spoonies even thought today is Tuesday and I also just bought this cool little browning flash light but these beef ribs I just are tase soooooooo good because I hate wiping after I poop.
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:16 amYou have 6 pencils and I have 7 grapes, how many fat girls will fit in the barn?
Purple because honey badgers don't give a shit!
Purple because honey badgers don't give a shit!
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:45 amBootlipkiller wrote:
Wool socks are great, I knew this guy who wore cotton. I like wool best.
Holy fuck, I almost woke up the wife
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:52 amJuice Box wrote:You have 6 pencils and I have 7 grapes, how many fat girls will fit in the barn?
Purple because honey badgers don't give a shit!
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:19 amFucking gold!!! All of it. :lol::lol::lol:
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