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Job listing - Gynecologist's Assistant
A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The annual salary is $165,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana."
"Good grief . . . Is that where the job is?"

"No sir... that's where the end of the line is right now".

rebelp74 wrote::lol:

Sounds fishy?

I'm too baked for a joke like that. Seriously fucking laughing right now!

rebelp74 wrote::lol: I'm too baked for a joke like that. Seriously fucking laughing right now!

On the surface that sounds like a good job, but imagine all the nasty ginas you will have rub.

Woody wrote:On the surface that sounds like a good job, but imagine all the nasty ginas you will have rub.

Yeah, with yellow ooze dribbling out.

What do you care?? You guys shoot mallards that have been swimming in that ooze every day of their life.

great story

So, did you get the job?

QH's Paw wrote:So, did you get the job?