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A Letter

Postby assateague » Fri Jan 24, 2014 7:21 am

Dear Mother Nature:


Suck a dick. Bitch.


Sincerely,
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Re: A Letter

Postby 3geese4me » Fri Jan 24, 2014 7:30 am

I concur. She is being a super cunt this year.
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Re: A Letter

Postby QH's Paw » Fri Jan 24, 2014 7:32 am

Go ahead and tell her you aint scered.
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Re: A Letter

Postby jarbo03 » Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:49 am

I have already sent her my message, it was similar.
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Re: A Letter

Postby Olly » Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:56 am

It's sleating here and people are freaking out.
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Re: A Letter

Postby Deltaman » Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:03 am

Olly wrote:It's sleating here and people are freaking out.


Welcome to the South Olly :lol: Too bad it's not snow, cause if it was, a lot of local businesses would take the day off to enjoy playing in it with their kids. Last time it snowed here, our company was having a noon Christmas luncheon, and the CEO told everybody to go back to their office, finish up any undone business, and go home :beer:
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Re: A Letter

Postby Olly » Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:04 am

Deltaman wrote:
Olly wrote:It's sleating here and people are freaking out.


Welcome to the South Olly :lol: Too bad it's not snow, cause if it was, a lot of local businesses would take the day off to enjoy playing in it with their kids. Last time it snowed here, our company was having a noon Christmas luncheon, and the CEO told everybody to go back to their office, finish up any undone business, and go home :beer:


I was born and raised in Georgia I know how it goes. Still crackes me up.
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Re: A Letter

Postby T Man » Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:26 am

Ha ha ha. Its fixing on getting to almost 50 here today. May splash the boat and go jig some crappie later
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Re: A Letter

Postby Flightstopper » Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:30 am

T Man wrote:Ha ha ha. Its fixing on getting to almost 50 here today. May splash the boat and go jig some crappie later


Damn I'm ready to pull some crappie!
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Re: A Letter

Postby jarbo03 » Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:02 am

T Man wrote:Ha ha ha. Its fixing on getting to almost 50 here today. May splash the boat and go jig some crappie later


You have open water?
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Re: A Letter

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:06 am

gonna have a high of 45 and sunny here today! :lol:
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Re: A Letter

Postby assateague » Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:08 am

That's bullshit. I wish Al Gore would show up at my house. I would ass fuck him with a frozen garden hose. I'm a little on edge.
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Re: A Letter

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:13 am

assateague wrote:That's bullshit. I wish Al Gore would show up at my house. I would ass fuck him with a frozen garden hose. I'm a little on edge.


I love global warming, seems to be perfect for here!
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Re: A Letter

Postby 3geese4me » Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:14 am

It's supposed to be in the 30-40's today, then single digits on Monday. The whole place is going to be an ice skating rink.
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Re: A Letter

Postby T Man » Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:23 am

jarbo03 wrote:
T Man wrote:Ha ha ha. Its fixing on getting to almost 50 here today. May splash the boat and go jig some crappie later


You have open water?


Lots of it.
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Re: A Letter

Postby jarbo03 » Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:24 am

T Man wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
T Man wrote:Ha ha ha. Its fixing on getting to almost 50 here today. May splash the boat and go jig some crappie later


You have open water?


Lots of it.


Well fuck, still solid here. Thinking bout heading to Yates Center today, got any plans?
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Re: A Letter

Postby The Duck Hammer » Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:30 am

assateague wrote:Dear Mother Nature:


Suck a dick. Bitch.


Sincerely,
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Re: A Letter

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:42 am

T Man wrote:Ha ha ha. Its fixing on getting to almost 50 here today. May splash the boat and go jig some crappie later

Don't need no stinking boat for that!!

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Re: A Letter

Postby The Duck Hammer » Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:48 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
T Man wrote:Ha ha ha. Its fixing on getting to almost 50 here today. May splash the boat and go jig some crappie later

Don't need no stinking boat for that!!

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Half of those don't even look legal.
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Re: A Letter

Postby Redbeard » Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:48 am

Sweet letter Jim. You have a way with words
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Re: A Letter

Postby Woody » Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:50 am

assateague wrote:That's bullshit. I wish Al Gore would show up at my house. I would ass fuck him with a frozen garden hose. I'm a little on edge.

:lol:
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Re: A Letter

Postby Goldfish » Fri Jan 24, 2014 12:20 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
T Man wrote:Ha ha ha. Its fixing on getting to almost 50 here today. May splash the boat and go jig some crappie later

Don't need no stinking boat for that!!

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Nice perch
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Re: A Letter

Postby RonE » Fri Jan 24, 2014 1:56 pm

33 fucking degrees here this morning. Fuck this shit, I ain't going outside till it warms up.
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Re: A Letter

Postby bill herian » Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:42 pm

That's a magnum perch, Dan.
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Re: A Letter

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:21 pm

Caught those bad boys on a 5 acre lake that my buddy lives on.

I'll see if I can dig up some pics from Devils Lake a few years ago
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Re: A Letter

Postby jehler » Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:43 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Caught those bad boys on a 5 acre lake that my buddy lives on.

I'll see if I can dig up some pics from Devils Lake a few years ago
your a brave man if you were out today, unless it's a lot nicer there than here
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Re: A Letter

Postby vincentpa » Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:49 pm

Mother nature screwed us the last week and a half of duck. That first negative cold spell froze the rivers and pushed most of the ducks out right before the last two weekends. The ducks that remained were shrouded in fog on the final Saturday. The weather warmed up and rained on ice cold rivers and fogged up everything. We couldn't see 20 yards all morning.

I'm worried about our February goose season. It starts February 1 and lasts til the 28th. The Allegheny and the Ohio Rivers are about frozen solid and will be next week for sure. I looked at the Monongahela River on the bus ride home today and it was almost frozen over. That river is one of four in the world that flows south to north and it has a higher ph causing it almost never to freeze. It freezes like once every 50 years.
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Re: A Letter

Postby NuffDaddy » Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:50 pm

jehler wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Caught those bad boys on a 5 acre lake that my buddy lives on.

I'll see if I can dig up some pics from Devils Lake a few years ago
your a brave man if you were out today, unless it's a lot nicer there than here

Sure fuckin ain't here. 50mph gusts most of the day and 15*. I like the cold and this shit sucks.
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Re: A Letter

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:58 pm

Devils Lake perchi


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Re: A Letter

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:28 pm

vincentpa wrote:Mother nature screwed us the last week and a half of duck. That first negative cold spell froze the rivers and pushed most of the ducks out right before the last two weekends. The ducks that remained were shrouded in fog on the final Saturday. The weather warmed up and rained on ice cold rivers and fogged up everything. We couldn't see 20 yards all morning.

I'm worried about our February goose season. It starts February 1 and lasts til the 28th. The Allegheny and the Ohio Rivers are about frozen solid and will be next week for sure. I looked at the Monongahela River on the bus ride home today and it was almost frozen over. That river is one of four in the world that flows south to north and it has a higher ph causing it almost never to freeze. It freezes like once every 50 years.


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