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Dear Mother Nature:


Suck a dick. Bitch.


Sincerely,
Jim

I concur. She is being a super cunt this year.

Go ahead and tell her you aint scered.
Another one, say it can't get worse.
Oh, and, this ain't your first rodeo. I heard that works good too.

I have already sent her my message, it was similar.

It's sleating here and people are freaking out.

Olly wrote:It's sleating here and people are freaking out.

Welcome to the South Olly Too bad it's not snow, cause if it was, a lot of local businesses would take the day off to enjoy playing in it with their kids. Last time it snowed here, our company was having a noon Christmas luncheon, and the CEO told everybody to go back to their office, finish up any undone business, and go home

Deltaman wrote:

Olly wrote:It's sleating here and people are freaking out.

Welcome to the South Olly Too bad it's not snow, cause if it was, a lot of local businesses would take the day off to enjoy playing in it with their kids. Last time it snowed here, our company was having a noon Christmas luncheon, and the CEO told everybody to go back to their office, finish up any undone business, and go home

I was born and raised in Georgia I know how it goes. Still crackes me up.

Ha ha ha. Its fixing on getting to almost 50 here today. May splash the boat and go jig some crappie later

T Man wrote:Ha ha ha. Its fixing on getting to almost 50 here today. May splash the boat and go jig some crappie later

Damn I'm ready to pull some crappie!

T Man wrote:Ha ha ha. Its fixing on getting to almost 50 here today. May splash the boat and go jig some crappie later

You have open water?

gonna have a high of 45 and sunny here today!

That's bullshit. I wish Al Gore would show up at my house. I would ass fuck him with a frozen garden hose. I'm a little on edge.

assateague wrote:That's bullshit. I wish Al Gore would show up at my house. I would ass fuck him with a frozen garden hose. I'm a little on edge.

I love global warming, seems to be perfect for here!

It's supposed to be in the 30-40's today, then single digits on Monday. The whole place is going to be an ice skating rink.

jarbo03 wrote:

T Man wrote:Ha ha ha. Its fixing on getting to almost 50 here today. May splash the boat and go jig some crappie later

You have open water?

Lots of it.

T Man wrote:

jarbo03 wrote:

T Man wrote:Ha ha ha. Its fixing on getting to almost 50 here today. May splash the boat and go jig some crappie later

You have open water?

Lots of it.

Well fuck, still solid here. Thinking bout heading to Yates Center today, got any plans?

assateague wrote:Dear Mother Nature:


Suck a dick. Bitch.


Sincerely,
Jim

Well put.

T Man wrote:Ha ha ha. Its fixing on getting to almost 50 here today. May splash the boat and go jig some crappie later

Don't need no stinking boat for that!!

DeadEye_Dan wrote:

T Man wrote:Ha ha ha. Its fixing on getting to almost 50 here today. May splash the boat and go jig some crappie later

Don't need no stinking boat for that!!

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Half of those don't even look legal.

Sweet letter Jim. You have a way with words

assateague wrote:That's bullshit. I wish Al Gore would show up at my house. I would ass fuck him with a frozen garden hose. I'm a little on edge.

DeadEye_Dan wrote:

T Man wrote:Ha ha ha. Its fixing on getting to almost 50 here today. May splash the boat and go jig some crappie later

Don't need no stinking boat for that!!

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Nice perch

33 fucking degrees here this morning. Fuck this shit, I ain't going outside till it warms up.

That's a magnum perch, Dan.

Caught those bad boys on a 5 acre lake that my buddy lives on.

I'll see if I can dig up some pics from Devils Lake a few years ago

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Caught those bad boys on a 5 acre lake that my buddy lives on.

I'll see if I can dig up some pics from Devils Lake a few years ago

your a brave man if you were out today, unless it's a lot nicer there than here

Mother nature screwed us the last week and a half of duck. That first negative cold spell froze the rivers and pushed most of the ducks out right before the last two weekends. The ducks that remained were shrouded in fog on the final Saturday. The weather warmed up and rained on ice cold rivers and fogged up everything. We couldn't see 20 yards all morning.

I'm worried about our February goose season. It starts February 1 and lasts til the 28th. The Allegheny and the Ohio Rivers are about frozen solid and will be next week for sure. I looked at the Monongahela River on the bus ride home today and it was almost frozen over. That river is one of four in the world that flows south to north and it has a higher ph causing it almost never to freeze. It freezes like once every 50 years.

jehler wrote:

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Caught those bad boys on a 5 acre lake that my buddy lives on.

I'll see if I can dig up some pics from Devils Lake a few years ago

your a brave man if you were out today, unless it's a lot nicer there than here

Sure fuckin ain't here. 50mph gusts most of the day and 15*. I like the cold and this shit sucks.

Devils Lake perchi

vincentpa wrote:Mother nature screwed us the last week and a half of duck. That first negative cold spell froze the rivers and pushed most of the ducks out right before the last two weekends. The ducks that remained were shrouded in fog on the final Saturday. The weather warmed up and rained on ice cold rivers and fogged up everything. We couldn't see 20 yards all morning.

I'm worried about our February goose season. It starts February 1 and lasts til the 28th. The Allegheny and the Ohio Rivers are about frozen solid and will be next week for sure. I looked at the Monongahela River on the bus ride home today and it was almost frozen over. That river is one of four in the world that flows south to north and it has a higher ph causing it almost never to freeze. It freezes like once every 50 years.

Should open up the opportunity for a few more, nude snow angels..