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Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:09 pm
by Redbeard
...I go back to work tomorrow. I haven't worked in 6 weeks. Not even sure if I can remember the job.
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:11 pm
by AKPirate
Redbeard wrote:...I go back to work tomorrow. I haven't worked in 6 weeks. Not even sure if I can remember the job.

Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:14 pm
by bill herian
Dan quit his job when he got the green tag, Olly must be holding out on you.
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:15 pm
by Feelin' Fowl
That would be really rough. I don't want to go back after a few days off...
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:18 pm
by T Man
Wait...Drive fast...write ticket...look cool....repeat.
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:20 pm
by AKPirate
T Man wrote:Wait...Drive fast...write ticket...look cool....repeat.
Don't forget the coffee and donut run
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:24 pm
by Redbeard
AKPirate wrote:T Man wrote:Wait...Drive fast...write ticket...look cool....repeat.
Don't forget the coffee and donut run
^^^this I got down pat
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:25 pm
by Redbeard
T Man wrote:Wait...Drive fast...write ticket...look cool....repeat.
I'm still working on the looking cool part
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:26 pm
by assateague
I love donuts. Absolutely love them.
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:26 pm
by DeadEye_Dan
Stay frosty
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:27 pm
by one2many
Redbeard wrote:...I go back to work tomorrow. I haven't worked in 6 weeks. Not even sure if I can remember the job.
are you sure you still have a job?
Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:29 pm
by Redbeard
one2many wrote:Redbeard wrote:...I go back to work tomorrow. I haven't worked in 6 weeks. Not even sure if I can remember the job.
are you sure you still have a job?
we'll find out at 0600
Not if they were smart
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:40 pm
by RonE
Tonight you ought to make sure your shoes or boots have a great shine, your creases are sharp and tomorrow make sure your gig line is straight. Please don't represent the state of California with footwear that looks like it was shined with a brick and a Hershey bar. Shave well and trim the stash. It pays well to look well.
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:41 pm
by one2many
u best put the boots to someone tonight. dont want to pull a hammie on the first asshole you have to deal with tomorrow
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:47 pm
by 3legged_lab
assateague wrote:I love donuts. Absolutely love them.
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:49 pm
by Redbeard
3legged_lab wrote:assateague wrote:I love donuts. Absolutely love them.
Ha!
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:50 pm
by GadwallGetter530
T Man wrote:Wait...Drive fast...write ticket...look like penis with mustache......repeat.
FIFY
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:51 pm
by QH's Paw
Just remember this bit of advice from former LEOs.
STOP RESISTING!!!!!!!
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:03 pm
by bill herian
assateague wrote:I love donuts. Absolutely love them.
They are my weakness as well. They worse they are for you, the better. Custard filled, iced, bring it on.
When actors have to put on weight for a role, they eat donuts.
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:06 pm
by jehler
bill herian wrote:assateague wrote:I love donuts. Absolutely love them.
They are my weakness as well. They worse they are for you, the better. Custard filled, iced, bring it on.
When actors have to put on weight for a role, they eat donuts.
love me a fresh cruller
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:29 pm
by 3legged_lab
jehler wrote:bill herian wrote:assateague wrote:I love donuts. Absolutely love them.
They are my weakness as well. They worse they are for you, the better. Custard filled, iced, bring it on.
When actors have to put on weight for a role, they eat donuts.
love me a fresh cruller
Goofy ass yoopers have to give everything a silly name.
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:43 pm
by vincentpa
I'm not in good standing with The Lord. You don't want me petitioning him on your behalf. He'd probably send you to Hades for an eternity with a fresh donut two inches in front of your nose unable to bite it with a river of coffee flowing just under your chin never able to drink it. The smells driving you mad.
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:07 pm
by Laguna Madre
When my first son was born I took off 11 weeks FMLA. When I returned to work I felt really rusty and was planning on taking it easy and going home early. The next thing I know I'm in pursuit and driving around 110 mph chasing a guy who was on the phone with 911 saying he was going to kill the Troop or anybody else that gets in his way. I was thinking I can't believe this is happening and why couldn't this shit happen next week after I knocked the rust off. Welcome back and be safe brother.
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:03 pm
by Redbeard
vincentpa wrote:I'm not in good standing with The Lord. You don't want me petitioning him on your behalf. He'd probably send you to Hades for an eternity with a fresh donut two inches in front of your nose unable to bite it with a river of coffee flowing just under your chin never able to drink it. The smells driving you mad.
that sounds down right horrible
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:04 pm
by Redbeard
Laguna Madre wrote:When my first son was born I took off 11 weeks FMLA. When I returned to work I felt really rusty and was planning on taking it easy and going home early. The next thing I know I'm in pursuit and driving around 110 mph chasing a guy who was on the phone with 911 saying he was going to kill the Troop or anybody else that gets in his way. I was thinking I can't believe this is happening and why couldn't this shit happen next week after I knocked the rust off. Welcome back and be safe brother.
yea that I don't want to happen
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:04 am
by T Man
Redbeard wrote:T Man wrote:Wait...Drive fast...write ticket...look cool....repeat.
I'm still working on the looking cool part
Watch CHiPs. Take notes.
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:06 am
by AKPirate
T Man wrote:Redbeard wrote:T Man wrote:Wait...Drive fast...write ticket...look cool....repeat.
I'm still working on the looking cool part
Watch CHiPs. Take notes.
Which one Ponch or the white guy?

Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:15 am
by T Man
AKPirate wrote:T Man wrote:Redbeard wrote:T Man wrote:Wait...Drive fast...write ticket...look cool....repeat.
I'm still working on the looking cool part
Watch CHiPs. Take notes.
Which one Ponch or the white guy?

Well, Ponch was definitely more awesome, but Red is definitely not Mexican.
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:24 am
by AKPirate
T Man wrote:AKPirate wrote:T Man wrote:Redbeard wrote:T Man wrote:Wait...Drive fast...write ticket...look cool....repeat.
I'm still working on the looking cool part
Watch CHiPs. Take notes.
Which one Ponch or the white guy?

Well, Ponch was definitely more awesome, but Red is definitely not Mexican.
Maybe he should watch One Adam Twelve and go for the veteran look?
Re: Guys I need one more prayer...

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Sun Jan 26, 2014 8:28 am
by aunt betty
Arresting me is such a PITA...them poor gw's ended up getting their lunch for supper. That is why they had such Shitty looks on their faces whenvthe one pulled out them breasted ducks. They KNEW they weren't getting barbeque for lunch that day. Two fat men had to miss their lunch. It was awful.
