Olly wrote:Firefighter must have been fucking the cops wife.
Firefighters claim it happens all the time.
Re: Dammit, red.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:21 am
by Goldfish
Rick wrote:
Olly wrote:Firefighter must have been fucking the cops wife.
Firefighters claim it happens all the time.
that they fuck cops wives?
Re: Dammit, red.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:27 am
by Rick
Absolutely. Number two cause of intra-force friction, behind butt fucking each other, of course.
(Might as else get 'em all pissed off at me.)
Re: Dammit, red.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:37 am
by Goldfish
I heard a girl say that you let guys with small penises fuck you in the butt because it doesn't hurt then. Think that causes more friction between them?
Re: Dammit, red.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:07 am
by Rick
I've already said too much and fear retaliation. Just hope I'm locked up when my house burns.
Re: Dammit, red.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:12 am
by Goldfish
If you aren't, you will be
Re: Dammit, red.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:23 am
by aunt betty
Cops vs firemen...hmm You mean the assholes are fighting with the pussies cuz they both got fucked? No way@.
Re: Dammit, red.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:14 pm
by Redbeard
Rick wrote:
Olly wrote:Firefighter must have been fucking the cops wife.
Firefighters claim it happens all the time.
braggarts
Dammit, red.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:15 pm
by Redbeard
Goldfish wrote:I heard a girl say that you let guys with small penises fuck you in the butt because it doesn't hurt then. Think that causes more friction between them?
I've heard skinny jeans can cause friction on your junk
Re: Dammit, red.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:20 pm
by DeadEye_Dan
I always figured it took a special kind of man to want to play with hoses all day.
Re: Dammit, red.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:22 pm
by aunt betty
What about a guy who likes to nail things?
Dammit, red.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:27 pm
by Redbeard
Re: Dammit, red.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:32 pm
by QH's Paw
In defense of the cop, the hoser refused to move the truck........during an emergency. GeezusHciehrist you guys always overlook the finer details.
Re: Dammit, red.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:00 pm
by GadwallGetter530
Redbeard wrote:
Love that movie.
Re: Dammit, red.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:18 pm
by RonE
Olly wrote:Firefighter must have been fucking the cops wife.
and his sister.
Re: Dammit, red.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:18 pm
by Feelin' Fowl
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Love that movie.
x2. One of my favorites
Re: Dammit, red.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:35 pm
by Olly
RonE wrote:
Olly wrote:Firefighter must have been fucking the cops wife.
and his sister.
Lovers quarrel?
Re: Dammit, red.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:04 pm
by FlintRiverFowler
QH's Paw wrote:In defense of the cop, the hoser refused to move the truck........during an emergency. GeezusHciehrist you guys always overlook the finer details.
Nothing against cops here BUT Fireman is the one who has to put out fires and cut people out of cars. The cops just write the tickets and direct traffic right? Maybe the fire truck was strategically placed for working the wreck. Maybe the fireman was too busy saving lives to move the truck?
Re: Dammit, red.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:15 pm
by Redbeard
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:In defense of the cop, the hoser refused to move the truck........during an emergency. GeezusHciehrist you guys always overlook the finer details.
Nothing against cops here BUT Fireman is the one who has to put out fires and cut people out of cars. The cops just write the tickets and direct traffic right? Maybe the fire truck was strategically placed for working the wreck. Maybe the fireman was too busy saving lives to move the truck?
the CHP at a crash is the incident commander...always. Don't know the details here, but firemen are notorious for parking their rigs in the middle of the traffic lanes when it's not needed
Re: Dammit, red.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:17 pm
by FlintRiverFowler
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:In defense of the cop, the hoser refused to move the truck........during an emergency. GeezusHciehrist you guys always overlook the finer details.
Nothing against cops here BUT Fireman is the one who has to put out fires and cut people out of cars. The cops just write the tickets and direct traffic right? Maybe the fire truck was strategically placed for working the wreck. Maybe the fireman was too busy saving lives to move the truck?
the CHP at a crash is the incident commander...always. Don't know the details here, but firemen are notorious for parking their rigs in the middle of the traffic lanes when it's not needed
Maybe it's a case of civil disobedience.
Re: Dammit, red.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:55 pm
by assateague
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:In defense of the cop, the hoser refused to move the truck........during an emergency. GeezusHciehrist you guys always overlook the finer details.
Nothing against cops here BUT Fireman is the one who has to put out fires and cut people out of cars. The cops just write the tickets and direct traffic right? Maybe the fire truck was strategically placed for working the wreck. Maybe the fireman was too busy saving lives to move the truck?
the CHP at a crash is the incident commander...always. Don't know the details here, but firemen are notorious for parking their rigs in the middle of the traffic lanes when it's not needed
You got that shit right. Pisses me off. And the tow trucks will be gone with the wrecks for a half hour, and the fire guys will still be strolling around in their baggy pants, helmets, and a blue t-shirt shooting the shit with each other. All while clogging two lanes of a three lane road. Pisses me off.