You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:45 pmJust poured my wife her 4th margarita, walked into the master bath to take a piss and noticed that there are no less than 8 candles burning in my bedroom...
High five guys!
High five guys!
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Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:45 pmRe: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:47 pm Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:47 pmHigh five!
Play hard to get buddy, act like you've been to the end zone before.
Play hard to get buddy, act like you've been to the end zone before.
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:47 pmjehler wrote:Just poured my wife her 4th margarita, walked into the master bath to take a piss and noticed that there are no less than 8 candles burning in my bedroom...
High five guys!
Nice! Have fun!
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:48 pmBetter have the local FD on standby
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:51 pmIf its anything like my house- blow out the candles, don't touch the bed (she has the spins and it will piss her off), tuck her in, and find something good to watch on TV. Enjoy sleeping on the couch. Hope it's not like my house! Good luck!
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:52 pmI'm not married and I know you're gonna have a good night. Better send JR out on the trap line for a bit.
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:52 pmGetcha some!
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:53 pmRe: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:54 pmDeadEye_Dan wrote:
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:54 pmjust dosed the kids with benedrylOlly wrote:I'm not married and I know you're gonna have a good night. Better send JR out on the trap line for a bit.
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:57 pmjehler wrote:just dosed the kids with benedrylOlly wrote:I'm not married and I know you're gonna have a good night. Better send JR out on the trap line for a bit.
I'll have to remember that for if I ever get married.
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:58 pmGoing to a lot of effort for a five minute romp
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:58 pmOlly wrote:jehler wrote:just dosed the kids with benedrylOlly wrote:I'm not married and I know you're gonna have a good night. Better send JR out on the trap line for a bit.
I'll have to remember that for if I ever get married.
This is straight truth.
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:08 pmCall the taxidermist, something's gonna get stuffed.
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:09 pmGotta four Margarita, eight candle fire going in the bedroom and still posting on a damn message board. That's either really old and married or slipping into second childhood. Smell my finger...
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:12 pmFive margaritas is too much. John's not getting any- tiller was right.
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:16 pmTowling off the champ?
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:17 pmdammit the kids are still awake!Rick wrote:Gotta four Margarita, eight candle fire going in the bedroom and still posting on a damn message board. That's either really old and married or slipping into second childhood. Smell my finger...
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:19 pmbullsit, we're professionals here in da nort countryassateague wrote:Five margaritas is too much. John's not getting any- tiller was right.
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:32 pmjehler wrote:dammit the kids are still awake!Rick wrote:Gotta four Margarita, eight candle fire going in the bedroom and still posting on a damn message board. That's either really old and married or slipping into second childhood. Smell my finger...
Started too early...she'll be sawing logs by 9
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:39 pmjehler wrote:bullsit, we're professionals here in da nort countryassateague wrote:Five margaritas is too much. John's not getting any- tiller was right.
Five margaritas......you're gonna have to tell her how good she was in the morning.
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:50 pmjust tell em mommy and daddy need to talk and turn the tv upjehler wrote:dammit the kids are still awake!Rick wrote:Gotta four Margarita, eight candle fire going in the bedroom and still posting on a damn message board. That's either really old and married or slipping into second childhood. Smell my finger...
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:51 pmSounds like the kid's benadryl tolerance is getting up there
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:52 pmassateague wrote:Five margaritas is too much. John's not getting any- tiller was right.
Mine can down two bottles of red wine and still be standing.
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 8:04 pmWillie wrote:Call the taxidermist, something's gonna get stuffed.
I'm on standby 24/7
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 8:09 pmEven a blind sow finds an acorn once in a while.
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 8:25 pmassateague wrote:Five margaritas is too much. John's not getting any- tiller was right.
Yup, wife threw down about 7 Strawberitas with the friends before I got home from work last night, she's still hungover...
Re: You married guys
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 8:34 pmJGUN wrote:Willie wrote:Call the taxidermist, something's gonna get stuffed.
I'm on standby 24/7
Haha!