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Dumb fucks

PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:44 pm
by NuffDaddy
2 guys on a snowmobile ran through a spot of open water that holds about 200 mallards all winter long and killed a dozen if them.
http://www.mlive.com/news/bay-city/inde ... archi.html

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:08 pm
by aunt betty
That's nuthin. Some guy ran into a bunch of geese with his companies jet aircraft...I mean the poor things were just flying along, minding their own goose business, when wham...some idiot.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:33 pm
by RonE
Oh, Well, Boys will be boys and the DNR doesn't have anything to do now that duck season is over.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:11 pm
by FlintRiverFowler
Serves those smug motherfckers right. Thinking they were safe and coming out of hiding just because duck season was over.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:14 pm
by Olly
If they find them I'd be interested in what punishment they get.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:37 pm
by (MT)Montanafowler
Olly wrote:If they find them I'd be interested in what punishment they get.


# 'Merica

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:40 pm
by one2many
ducks should have moved

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:41 pm
by assateague
Yep. They're just ducks. Let's not act like he went on a shooting rampage in a mall or something.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:44 pm
by one2many
im not going to slow down when water walking for some lazy park ducks. infact i would send the city a bill for getting ride of the nuisance animals

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:56 pm
by QH's Paw
I called the number to offer a hot tip, in hopes of getting the reward. They told me that there were no less than 10 calls naming John Ehler as one of the riders and, I wouldn't get the reward because I wasn't the first to call that tip in. Fuckin' hotlines are always scams.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:01 pm
by waterfowlman
NuffDaddy wrote:2 guys on a snowmobile ran through a spot of open water that holds about 200 mallards all winter long and killed a dozen if them.
http://www.mlive.com/news/bay-city/inde ... archi.html


Now THAT'S how to waterswat mallards!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:12 pm
by jehler
QH's Paw wrote:I called the number to offer a hot tip, in hopes of getting the reward. They told me that there were no less than 10 calls naming John Ehler as one of the riders and, I wouldn't get the reward because I wasn't the first to call that tip in. Fuckin' hotlines are always scams.
they'll never take me alive!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:20 pm
by NuffDaddy
These ducks are here every year. They have them on the news a couple times a year. It's probably 200' long and 50' wide. Most times there is more ducks than water.
A couple other articles I read said both guys lines up and went blasting through them once. When the bird watchers on shore started yelling, the snowmobilers cussed them out then went back through killing a couple more.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:22 pm
by QH's Paw
jehler wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:I called the number to offer a hot tip, in hopes of getting the reward. They told me that there were no less than 10 calls naming John Ehler as one of the riders and, I wouldn't get the reward because I wasn't the first to call that tip in. Fuckin' hotlines are always scams.
they'll never take me alive!

The real question, did you breast them and are you over your possession limit. Those two things can get you prison time, just ask foiles.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:25 pm
by NuffDaddy
Olly wrote:If they find them I'd be interested in what punishment they get.

From the list of violations that the DNR and LE plan on slapping down, they will get hit hard.
Watercraft violations because technically it becomes a boat when it's in water. So they will get no PFDs, fire extinguishers, registration, etc.
Then hunting violations of taking birds with an illegal device out of season. And will most likely loose their hunting rights for a lifetime.
Then other random violations.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:26 pm
by NuffDaddy
Most of those would be a federal charge as well because it's migratory waterfowl as well.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:26 pm
by assateague
NuffDaddy wrote:These ducks are here every year. They have them on the news a couple times a year. It's probably 200' long and 50' wide. Most times there is more ducks than water.
A couple other articles I read said both guys lines up and went blasting through them once. When the bird watchers on shore started yelling, the snowmobilers cussed them out then went back through killing a couple more.



That makes it infinitely better. And waaaaay funnier.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:28 pm
by NuffDaddy
assateague wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:These ducks are here every year. They have them on the news a couple times a year. It's probably 200' long and 50' wide. Most times there is more ducks than water.
A couple other articles I read said both guys lines up and went blasting through them once. When the bird watchers on shore started yelling, the snowmobilers cussed them out then went back through killing a couple more.



That makes it infinitely better. And waaaaay funnier.

Kinda pisses me off. They killed over a dozen mallards.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:28 pm
by NuffDaddy
That's more than DH killed all season.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:28 pm
by assateague
Just picture the look on the bird watchers' faces. It'll get funnier the more you do this.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:29 pm
by The Duck Hammer
NuffDaddy wrote:That's more than DH killed all season.

Nothing but truth right there.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:31 pm
by NuffDaddy
assateague wrote:Just picture the look on the bird watchers' faces. It'll get funnier the more you do this.

That part is pretty damn funny.
But the rest ain't.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:47 pm
by Mornin Beef
it was at night and they were drunk who cares.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 7:34 pm
by bill herian
Few years back a couple guys rounded up deer and ran them to death with snowmobiles. a few counties over. They did some fucked up shit like tying live deer to trees and running them over. I don't remember what they all got but I know they threw the mother-loving book at them.

Not exactly the same as driving upon a wad of ducks that couldn't get out of the way in time.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 7:40 pm
by Mornin Beef
bill herian wrote:Few years back a couple guys rounded up deer and ran them to death with snowmobiles. a few counties over. They did some fucked up shit like tying live deer to trees and running them over. I don't remember what they all got but I know they threw the mother-loving book at them.

Not exactly the same as driving upon a wad of ducks that couldn't get out of the way in time.

i bet they thought the ducks would all fly around them as they socchied that open water scoring gold, who knows bill. who freakin knows anymore.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 7:41 pm
by AKPirate
Wonder if you could develop a ski that targeted certain species like mergansers?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 7:49 pm
by 3legged_lab
NuffDaddy wrote:
assateague wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:These ducks are here every year. They have them on the news a couple times a year. It's probably 200' long and 50' wide. Most times there is more ducks than water.
A couple other articles I read said both guys lines up and went blasting through them once. When the bird watchers on shore started yelling, the snowmobilers cussed them out then went back through killing a couple more.



That makes it infinitely better. And waaaaay funnier.

Kinda pisses me off. They killed over a dozen mallards.

Maybe you should go hold a candle light vigil in their memory.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 7:52 pm
by NuffDaddy
3legged_lab wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
assateague wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:These ducks are here every year. They have them on the news a couple times a year. It's probably 200' long and 50' wide. Most times there is more ducks than water.
A couple other articles I read said both guys lines up and went blasting through them once. When the bird watchers on shore started yelling, the snowmobilers cussed them out then went back through killing a couple more.



That makes it infinitely better. And waaaaay funnier.

Kinda pisses me off. They killed over a dozen mallards.

Maybe you should go hold a candle light vigil in their memory.

Or at least go clean up the dead bodies and give them a proper burial in my colon.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 7:53 pm
by Mornin Beef
NuffDaddy wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
assateague wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:These ducks are here every year. They have them on the news a couple times a year. It's probably 200' long and 50' wide. Most times there is more ducks than water.
A couple other articles I read said both guys lines up and went blasting through them once. When the bird watchers on shore started yelling, the snowmobilers cussed them out then went back through killing a couple more.



That makes it infinitely better. And waaaaay funnier.

Kinda pisses me off. They killed over a dozen mallards.

Maybe you should go hold a candle light vigil in their memory.

Or at least go clean up the dead bodies and give them a proper burial in my colon.

got ya nuff, boom pervert

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:13 pm
by Bufflehead
3legged_lab wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
assateague wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:These ducks are here every year. They have them on the news a couple times a year. It's probably 200' long and 50' wide. Most times there is more ducks than water.
A couple other articles I read said both guys lines up and went blasting through them once. When the bird watchers on shore started yelling, the snowmobilers cussed them out then went back through killing a couple more.



That makes it infinitely better. And waaaaay funnier.

Kinda pisses me off. They killed over a dozen mallards.

Maybe you should go hold a candle light vigil in their memory.
Or he could read the article in the link he posted that says "a mallard". As far as the mergansers they killed, they didn't kill enough of them.