I just reloaded my stapler at work with two fresh clips of staples and I felt like I was a badass getting ready to bust into a bank and rob the place spraying staples everywhere. I will try to think of other things, anyone else got little things that make them feel tough as nails?
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:59 pm
by one2many
i dont cry when i get paper cuts
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:02 pm
by bill herian
When you pick up things with your feet and transfer them to your hands, in one attempt.
Makes you feel like you are super coordinated and could survive for a long time in the wild.
Especially if you are in the water. You can retrieve lost articles without messing your badass hairdo.
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:04 pm
by Mornin Beef
bill herian wrote:When you pick up things with your feet and transfer them to your hands, in one attempt.
Makes you feel like you are super coordinated and could survive for a long time in the wild.
Hahahaha true.
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:27 pm
by assateague
When I fumble something, but reach it and catch it almost Matrix style with the other hand.
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:28 pm
by T Man
I feel like I am driving a SWCC boat when we are going duck hunting.
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:31 pm
by FlintRiverFowler
T Man wrote:I feel like I am driving a SWCC boat when we are going duck hunting.
Hahahaha me too. The last weekend of season it was 13 degrees and we hit some big waves spraying over the bow, the water was freezing instantly when it hit us. I felt pretty badass. Until I had to stop at an island to get my frozen shut eye thawed out.
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:36 pm
by Tiler_J
Shooting a duck at the WCH!
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:49 pm
by Woody
assateague wrote:When I fumble something, but reach it and catch it almost Matrix style with the other hand.
^^^This. 1000000%
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:02 pm
by Redbeard
When I drop a duece and the log doesn't break and wraps around the bowl and I send a picture of it to my brother and he says "holy shit!"...I feel like a badass
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:26 pm
by Mornin Beef
Woody wrote:
assateague wrote:When I fumble something, but reach it and catch it almost Matrix style with the other hand.
^^^This. 1000000%
x2 especially when someones see you and theyre like wow.
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:27 pm
by Mornin Beef
Redbeard wrote:When I drop a duece and the log doesn't break and wraps around the bowl and I send a picture of it to my brother and he says "holy shit!"...I feel like a badass
hahahah i feel cool but i wouldnt say badass and my bro doesnt think its cool anymore after the 100th pic
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:13 pm
by Mornin Beef
seriously, sometimes just lacing up my boots really tight before venturing out makes me feel like im about to go kill stalin sometimes.
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:42 pm
by jehler
Looking in the mirror
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:45 pm
by bill herian
Working on the boat, I've gotten good at dropping the pliers once I'm done with it and catching it on my foot, placing it gently on the deck without bending down. Doesn't sound like much, but everybody goes "Whoa".
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:46 pm
by jarbo03
When I wake up with morning wood, stand on the wall and piss excellence.
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:52 pm
by Mornin Beef
jehler wrote:Looking in the mirror
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:53 pm
by Mornin Beef
Freakin j-town
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:53 pm
by Redbeard
jehler wrote:Looking in the mirror
what little thing in the mirror are you looking at?
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:54 pm
by Mornin Beef
bill herian wrote:Working on the boat, I've gotten good at dropping the pliers once I'm done with it and catching it on my foot, placing it gently on the deck without bending down. Doesn't sound like much, but everybody goes "Whoa".
you almost deserve that ooo and aweeee tho cuz that is actually badass in real life. stay on topic beel.
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:58 pm
by jehler
Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:Looking in the mirror
what little thing in the mirror are you looking at?
ill text you a pic
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:00 pm
by Redbeard
jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:Looking in the mirror
what little thing in the mirror are you looking at?
ill text you a pic
Nigel Pepper Cock pose?
Don't forget your reeboks
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:00 pm
by FlintRiverFowler
jarbo03 wrote:When I wake up with morning wood, and have to kneel down and hang it into the toilet to pee.
FIFY.
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:00 pm
by Mornin Beef
jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:Looking in the mirror
what little thing in the mirror are you looking at?
ill text you a pic
here comes a pinkie red
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:20 pm
by assateague
Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:Looking in the mirror
what little thing in the mirror are you looking at?
ill text you a pic
Nigel Pepper Cock pose?
Don't forget your reeboks
That shit still makes me laugh.
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:14 pm
by RonE
When she says: "I don't have time now, will a blow job hold you till later?"
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:20 pm
by waterfowlman
RonE wrote:When she says: "I don't have time now, will a blow job hold you till later?"
If she can suck start a Harley......that is badass!!
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:01 pm
by bill herian
Making two perfect parentheses. I did it yesterday and realized it might be the first time in my life. I typically end up not liking one, erasing it, making a new one, liking that one better and erasing the other one, about an hour later...
Nerve wracking punctuation mark.
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:05 pm
by aunt betty
I am a bad ass mother fucker so I gotta say everything, every little thing, every fucking thing makes me feel like a badass.
Re: little things that make you feel badass
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:07 pm
by bill herian
aunt betty wrote:I am a bad ass mother fucker so I gotta say everything, every little thing, every fucking thing makes me feel like a badass.
Are you responding to the thread or bouncing some new song lyrics off us?
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:59 pm