Feelin' Fowl wrote:I loaned my floaters out this past season. The next time I hunted the spot he took my decoys to, I found one of my own...
Over the years, I'd accumulated better than 300 lost or deserted (on lands we leased) decoys that I scattered far and wide from my rice field blind to help keep it from looking like a rice field blind (flooded fields with a big wad of "ducks" near a levee and nothing else around). But when I moved to my current pothole, I started doling them out to other guides to use and have seen the great majority disappear over the past eight seasons.
Fast forward to yesterday morning when I decided it was plain one of our young, lazy-assed "guides" wasn't going to pick up his decoys, much less button up the pit he'd hunted most mornings. So I bopped on out there, mucked out the pit and put the covers on it, all the while pondering whether to leave his decoys in the field and hope the farmer plowed them under or pick them up myself and toss them in the camp slush pile. Chose the later and started picking up, only to be reminded that they were, in fact, decoys I had loaned the fellow.
And while I'm in a "Get off my lawn." mood concerning that young genius, I'll add that another of his ventures played out in the blind. Was no surprise that the blind, itself, was a swamp of litter and fermenting grass, I'd fussed him more than once about how I'd found his blind when making afternoon hunts there. Even had to get on him twice about using a board for a seat that still had a mess of bent over nails in it that were catching on people's clothes. Second time I handed him a hammer along with the admonition and was silly enough to think that was that. Then yesterday, when I threw the board seat out of the blind to facilitate cleaning, I saw that our hero hadn't pulled a nail, just straightened the bent over points on one side of the board and drove them down into it leaving the heads sticking out the other. That, ladies and germs is lazy.