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After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:24 amby assateague
You would think that certain things would be second nature. Like pissing, for example. Been using the same equipment to piss my whole life. It should be second nature by now. I can throw a ball 30 feet, and generally get within a very small circle. I only carpentered for about 15 years, but after about 1, I could almost drop my hammer right into the loop. I can pour a cup of coffee while looking at someone else, talking. All things like this become muscle memory.
So why is it, that this morning I turned to glance out the window, and briefly pissed on the floor? You know it happens, sometimes. There's really no excuse for it.
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:25 amby GadwallGetter530
Shit happens.
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:27 amby huntall6
Betty?
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:29 amby Olly
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:34 amby rebelp74
assateague wrote: I only carpentered for about 15 years, but after about 1, I could almost drop my hammer right into the loop. .
this is because it's in your blood.
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:06 amby assateague
I was a carpenter. Not a sheetrocker or roofer (whom we always referred to as the Shingleros)
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:14 amby jarbo03
Obviously your floor needed to be fixed.
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:19 amby assateague
I hadn't even thought of that. Thank you.
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:48 amby Mornin Beef
Yup good observation, it doesn't make sense for sure. Imagine my surprise early this fall while reading the cabelas waterfowl catalog while droppin a duece to find a turd on the floor while washing my hands.
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:51 amby Woody
jarbo03 wrote:Obviously your floor needed to be fixed.
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:28 amby RonE
You were probably turgid.
Next time you look out the window, turn you head, not your body. Keep it up and your wife will insist that you sit to pee.
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:16 pmby jehler
I sit to pee for this reason
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:18 pmby assateague
I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:53 pmby 3legged_lab
What I find even more odd is the fact that you told us but probably didn't tell your wife that you pissed on the floor.
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:54 pmby Mornin Beef
assateague wrote:I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.
i dont blame ya, especially considering how streaky your underroos are.
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:54 pmby 3legged_lab
assateague wrote:I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.
Especially if still a little drunk. Dont have to turn on the lights and blind yourself.
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:57 pmby Mornin Beef
3legged_lab wrote:assateague wrote:I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.
Especially if still a little drunk. Dont have to turn on the lights and blind yourself.
theres been many of drunk nights i wish i could sit on a toilet instead of peeing in the hamper.
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:58 pmby 3legged_lab
Mornin Beef wrote:3legged_lab wrote:assateague wrote:I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.
Especially if still a little drunk. Dont have to turn on the lights and blind yourself.
theres been many of drunk nights i wish i could sit on a toilet instead of peeing in the hamper.
Just sit on the hamper
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:59 pmby Mornin Beef
3legged_lab wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:3legged_lab wrote:assateague wrote:I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.
Especially if still a little drunk. Dont have to turn on the lights and blind yourself.
theres been many of drunk nights i wish i could sit on a toilet instead of peeing in the hamper.
Just sit on the hamper
point taken. power point.
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:59 pmby gila-river
Mornin Beef wrote:3legged_lab wrote:assateague wrote:I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.
Especially if still a little drunk. Dont have to turn on the lights and blind yourself.
theres been many of drunk nights i wish i could sit on a toilet instead of peeing in the hamper.
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 7:06 pmby assateague
3legged_lab wrote:What I find even more odd is the fact that you told us but probably didn't tell your wife that you pissed on the floor.
You are absolutely correct.
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 7:08 pmby Mornin Beef
assateague wrote:3legged_lab wrote:What I find even more odd is the fact that you told us but probably didn't tell your wife that you pissed on the floor.
You are absolutely correct.
power point
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:42 pmby 3legged_lab
assateague wrote:3legged_lab wrote:What I find even more odd is the fact that you told us but probably didn't tell your wife that you pissed on the floor.
You are absolutely correct.
This just made me laugh out loud.
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:47 pmby Mornin Beef
3legged_lab wrote:assateague wrote:3legged_lab wrote:What I find even more odd is the fact that you told us but probably didn't tell your wife that you pissed on the floor.
You are absolutely correct.
This just made me laugh out loud.
power point
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:51 pmby Flightstopper
assateague wrote:I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.
The worst is when you try to play it safe, sit to pee with a semi and hose the back of your legs through the gap in the seat and bowl.
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:52 pmby Feelin' Fowl
Microsoft excel
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:53 pmby The Duck Hammer
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:10 pmby assateague
Flightstopper wrote:assateague wrote:I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.
The worst is when you try to play it safe, sit to pee with a semi and hose the back of your legs through the gap in the seat and bowl.
So warm, so fast!
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:18 pmby Flightstopper
assateague wrote:Flightstopper wrote:assateague wrote:I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.
The worst is when you try to play it safe, sit to pee with a semi and hose the back of your legs through the gap in the seat and bowl.
So warm, so fast!
It never clicks right away that a self inflicted golden shower is taking place either.
Re: After 44 Years
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:27 pmby assateague
Nope.
