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My ole lady just made a consultation for some fake boobies!

Pics so we can convince out women to follow suit.

I'm not selfish

Westie25 wrote:I'm not selfish

But is she?

Yes. She would be pissed if I posted a picture of her, much less her fake tits, on a forum.

Westie25 wrote:Yes. She would be pissed if I posted a picture of her, much less her fake tits, on a forum.

I know a few woman that after getting fake tits started to love showing them off!

I've seen all my wives friends and girlfriends fake ones. Lacey is very reserved though. I've only seen her wasted once, maybe twice.

Westie25 wrote:I've seen all my wives friends and girlfriends fake ones. Lacey is very reserved though. I've only seen her wasted once, maybe twice.

Sounds like you got a good one, wants big knockers and they're all just for you. What more could a man ask for?

Third times a charm

Flightstopper wrote:Third times a charm

Ha, I know right.

Westie25 wrote:Yes. She would be pissed if I posted a picture of her, much less her fake tits, on a forum.

guess we'll just have to look on Facebook

It's there for the taking.

Your wife wanting fake boobs is a precursor for divorce. She just wants em paid for an healed up before the split....

What's even worse is when they don't let you even play with then once before they dash.

jehler wrote:Your wife wanting fake boobs is a precursor for divorce. She just wants em paid for an healed up before the split....

Ha, see we're not even married and she's paying for 100 percent out of her pocket. I refuse to pay for something of that nature.

Westie25 wrote:

jehler wrote:Your wife wanting fake boobs is a precursor for divorce. She just wants em paid for an healed up before the split....

Ha, see we're not even married and she's paying for 100 percent out of her pocket. I refuse to pay for something of that nature.

Smart man. And you'll still get to enjoy them.

Westie25 wrote:

jehler wrote:Your wife wanting fake boobs is a precursor for divorce. She just wants em paid for an healed up before the split....

Ha, see we're not even married and she's paying for 100 percent out of her pocket. I refuse to pay for something of that nature.

You should'nt either. Never pay for something you cant take back when the time comes.

Westie25 wrote:I've seen all my wives friends and girlfriends fake ones. Lacey is very reserved though. I've only seen her wasted once, maybe twice.

Did you say "Lacey", from Memphis? Holy cow....she's known in every biker bar from NC to Nebraska. Fun girl...but always talking about how she'd make way more money with bigger tits. Hope that's not out of line, but she's kinda famous!

"If they have nipples and you can touch them, they are real." I think Joe Rogan said that didn't he?

QH's Paw wrote:"If they have nipples and you can touch them, they are real." I think Joe Rogan said that didn't he?

I've been saying that for years.

Ya want your wife to leave you alone, but her a pair of tits

Redbeard wrote:Ya want your wife to leave you alone, but her a pair of tits

whut?

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:

Redbeard wrote:Ya want your wife to leave you alone, but her a pair of tits

whut?

Come on mud, get your wife a set of tits that looks like a big black but.

Three main reason for fake tits:

Real breasts are small, misshapen or different sizes and cloths don't fit or look right and she wants to look more attractive .

Peer pressure from air head girl friends.

To give her husband or significant other a present.

So, thank your lucky stars that she wants to look better, she has air head girl friends and that she is doing something for you!

Oh, one other thing, they aren't "fake", they are augmented or enhanced. The skin is real, the nipples are real and the woman is real. It is a glorious thing.