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Any Ideas?

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:04 pm
by assateague
Once again, strange fungus. This time in the pasture with the horse manure. Sooner or late something's gonna grow which is good to eat or good for money. Can't find this one anywhere, and Mr. Google is no help. There's about 30 of them. (pack of smokes for scale)

Re: Any Ideas?

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:18 pm
by 3legged_lab
Re: Any Ideas? Eat it and set up the phone to video the results. Set up the phone first in case you lose control of your motor skills or start hallucinating.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:32 pm
by Olly
Chlorophyllum Molybdites


Does the underside have a 2nd ring of gills like this?

Image

Re: Any Ideas?

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:44 pm
by assateague
I'm inclined to say no, but I'll have to check

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:15 pm
by jehler
Amanita cokeri


Sasquatch hunting expert

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:18 pm
by Bootlipkiller
Gadwallgetter might know... Looks like somthing that use to grow off his ex's vagina :beer:

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:37 pm
by 3legged_lab
Bootlipkiller wrote:Gadwallgetter might know... Looks like somthing that use to grow off his ex's vagina :beer:

In that case, its safe to eat cuz you're still here.

Re: Any Ideas?

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:24 pm
by assateague
After a second look, Olly was right on the money. Now my wife wants me to go out in the pasture and get rid of them now, in case the horses decide to eat a highly poisonous mushroom. Horses are stupid, but I really don't feel like going out there right now.

Re: Any Ideas?

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:49 pm
by GadwallGetter530
Bootlipkiller wrote:Gadwallgetter might know... Looks like somthing that use to grow off his ex's vagina :beer:


That was completely unnecessary. She was a saint!... Who the hell am I kidding. That scallywag was a whore. :cry:

Re: Any Ideas?

PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:46 am
by i shoot spoonies
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Gadwallgetter might know... Looks like somthing that use to grow off his ex's vagina :beer:


That was completely unnecessary. She was a saint!... Who the hell am I kidding. That scallywag was a whore. :cry:

who the hell are you trying to kidd? up until your wife... they were pretty much all whores

Re: Any Ideas?

PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:59 am
by GadwallGetter530
i shoot spoonies wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Gadwallgetter might know... Looks like somthing that use to grow off his ex's vagina :beer:


That was completely unnecessary. She was a saint!... Who the hell am I kidding. That scallywag was a whore. :cry:

who the hell are you trying to kidd? up until your wife... they were pretty much all whores



AHHHH Good times.... :beer: To be young again.

Re: Any Ideas?

PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:24 am
by i shoot spoonies
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
i shoot spoonies wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Gadwallgetter might know... Looks like somthing that use to grow off his ex's vagina :beer:


That was completely unnecessary. She was a saint!... Who the hell am I kidding. That scallywag was a whore. :cry:

who the hell are you trying to kidd? up until your wife... they were pretty much all whores



AHHHH Good times.... :beer: To be young again.

we sure as hell wouldnt be married at this moment... if we knew back when

Re: Any Ideas?

PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:13 am
by GadwallGetter530
assateague wrote:Once again, strange fungus. This time in the pasture with the horse manure. Sooner or late something's gonna grow which is good to eat or good for money. Can't find this one anywhere, and Mr. Google is no help. There's about 30 of them. (pack of smokes for scale)



Whatcha need to do is take a bite of it and wait thirty minutes and report back with any side effects. It can go down one of three ways. First its edible, Second you will die, third its time to put on some Pink Floyd and trip your dick off. :lol: