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Stupidest thing you ever did
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 4:39 pmby aunt betty
In junior high school a friend had a party in his garage. All the cool kids were there and we rolled a joint with the cheech and chong paper from the album BigBamboo (?)
It was FAT and had about 0.5 ounces of good weed in it. I was blazed and on my way home rode my bike right into a fire hydrant. Laid there laughing for quite a while. OUCH!
Re: Stupidest thing you ever did
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 4:41 pmby assateague
Mine's weed related, too, but pretty sure any statute of limitations is since expired. On second thought, I better check first.
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 4:46 pmby gila-river
Went to Tijuana with my brother and a buddy of ours who is in the Marine Corps. It did not end well. We tell the story and laugh now but some of it was scary as shit.
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 4:46 pmby hudson
Recently started a thread that you already did
Re: Stupidest thing you ever did
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:17 pmby (MT)Montanafowler
responded to a thread created by betty.
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:27 pmby FlintRiverFowler
This is gonna require some thinking to pinpoint the absolute stupidest shit I ever did bc I was a DUMBASS when I was younger
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:34 pmby Mornin Beef
oh god, Im with flint on this
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:40 pmby 3legged_lab
gila-river wrote:Went to Tijuana with my brother and a buddy of ours who is in the Marine Corps. It did not end well. We tell the story and laugh now but some of it was scary as shit.
"No senior. No donkey show."
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:43 pmby Mornin Beef
the stupidest things I dont think i can reveal to the internet, but I remember my first day of school at syracuse in the dorms i got super crocked and could not remember what dorm was mine, after wandering around and getting more sloshed trying to remember I kinda ended up blacking out and trying every dorm room door until finally one wasnt locked and just fell into the bed and passed out. I was woken up by a huge black girl who beat and threw everything at me she could get her hands on in her room until i fell out of her room. god, im remembering dumber shit than that.
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:44 pmby Olly
Jumped out of a speed boat going close to 60 MPH. I was black and blue on one side for over a month and my head could not turn to the left without immense pain. One of the few times I can look back and actually say I could have easily died or maimed myself.
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:50 pmby assateague
Smuggled a half pound of weed through the port of Miami. When I saw the dog walking amongst the luggage, I almost shit. Instead I picked my bag up and casually strolled out. I say "casually", but pretty sure I looked like I was having a heart attack and diarrhea while in a sauna.
The statute of limitations for this sort of thing is 5 years, for the record. And it was over 22 years ago.
Re: Stupidest thing you ever did
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:58 pmby Mornin Beef
assateague wrote:Smuggled a half pound of weed through the port of Miami. When I saw the dog walking amongst the luggage, I almost shit. Instead I picked my bag up and casually strolled out. I say "casually", but pretty sure I looked like I was having a heart attack and diarrhea while in a sauna.
The statute of limitations for this sort of thing is 5 years, for the record. And it was over 22 years ago.
actually thats smart considering...
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:59 pmby aunt betty
assateague wrote:Smuggled a half pound of weed through the port of Miami. When I saw the dog walking amongst the luggage, I almost shit. Instead I picked my bag up and casually strolled out. I say "casually", but pretty sure I looked like I was having a heart attack and diarrhea while in a sauna.
The statute of limitations for this sort of thing is 5 years, for the record. And it was over 22 years ago.
Redbud from SE Asia? That was some good shit man...
Re: Stupidest thing you ever did
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:10 pmby BrewGUN
Olly wrote:Jumped out of a speed boat going close to 60 MPH. I was black and blue on one side for over a month and my head could not turn to the left without immense pain. One of the few times I can look back and actually say I could have easily died or maimed myself.
Let me guess, you were probably 22-25 years old? For some reason a lot of college kids that party up here think its the cool thing to do, all shuts and grins until you crumple yourself into a stump or submerged log!
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:12 pmby AKPirate
BrewGUN wrote:Olly wrote:Jumped out of a speed boat going close to 60 MPH. I was black and blue on one side for over a month and my head could not turn to the left without immense pain. One of the few times I can look back and actually say I could have easily died or maimed myself.
Let me guess, you were probably 22-25 years old? For some reason a lot of college kids that party up here think its the cool thing to do, all shuts and grins until you crumple yourself into a stump or submerged log!
Growing up waterskiing and we would try to cut hard with your head close to the water. Some bad wipeouts
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:15 pmby Olly
BrewGUN wrote:Olly wrote:Jumped out of a speed boat going close to 60 MPH. I was black and blue on one side for over a month and my head could not turn to the left without immense pain. One of the few times I can look back and actually say I could have easily died or maimed myself.
Let me guess, you were probably 22-25 years old? For some reason a lot of college kids that party up here think its the cool thing to do, all shuts and grins until you crumple yourself into a stump or submerged log!
I was 21 and it wasn't near any shallow water. Buddy and I thought it would be funny. Alcohol was a factor.
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:25 pmby assateague
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:29 pmby Olly
I still think I possibly fractured something in my neck and broke ribs. Thank god his GF made us put on PFD's before we jumped off.
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:35 pmby Frylock
Dumbest thing I ever did was to get engaged, smartest thing I ever did was dump her and trade the engagement ring for a new SBE II.
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:45 pmby Olly
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:59 pmby Bootlipkiller
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:24 pmby sws002
Frylock wrote:Dumbest thing I ever did was to get engaged, smartest thing I ever did was dump her and trade the engagement ring for a new SBE II.
Frylock wins the thread!
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:30 pmby MOhuntingGuy
Going down the highway with some buddies cruising well over the speed limit and opening the passenger door, climbing into the bed and passing 4 beers in through the back window and getting back in.
Re: Stupidest thing you ever did
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:33 pmby Frylock
sws002 wrote:Frylock wrote:Dumbest thing I ever did was to get engaged, smartest thing I ever did was dump her and trade the engagement ring for a new SBE II.
Frylock wins the thread!
Haha! I had too redeem myself after pissing all over the daily facts thread.
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:37 pmby sws002
MOhuntingGuy wrote:Going down the highway with some buddies cruising well over the speed limit and opening the passenger door, climbing into the bed and passing 4 beers in through the back window and getting back in.
Amateurs don't pack the cooler within reach of the back window!
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:38 pmby MOhuntingGuy
sws002 wrote:MOhuntingGuy wrote:Going down the highway with some buddies cruising well over the speed limit and opening the passenger door, climbing into the bed and passing 4 beers in through the back window and getting back in.
Amateurs don't pack the cooler within reach of the back window!
Didn't think about that when packing the truck for a weekend trip!
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:39 pmby sws002
MOhuntingGuy wrote:sws002 wrote:MOhuntingGuy wrote:Going down the highway with some buddies cruising well over the speed limit and opening the passenger door, climbing into the bed and passing 4 beers in through the back window and getting back in.
Amateurs don't pack the cooler within reach of the back window!
Didn't think about that when packing the truck for a weekend trip!
Where the cooler of beer is located should always be priority #1.
Re: Stupidest thing you ever did
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:35 pmby rebelp74
Probably heroine
Re: Stupidest thing you ever did
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:46 pmby GadwallGetter530
rebelp74 wrote:Probably heroine
Go big or go home.
Re: Stupidest thing you ever did
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:52 pmby R. Chapman
Probably belly flopping it off a 30-40 cliff into a lake or drinking half a pint in one sitting.